Caroline Hirons #36 Why does Ava look like her mums prison lover?

[Jelly Bean]

That conversation she is earwigging on the beach (man telling wife she can't have brunch as she skipped breakfast and it will spoil her dinner). Yes he sounds like a total hole but omg the amount of 'Mr Hirons is having to hold me back' 'I'm being very well behaved and not doing something' 'This isn't like me guys - finding it hard to keep quiet'.
The self aggrandisement.

 

[skincaresceptic]

That conversation she is earwigging on the beach (man telling wife she can't have brunch as she skipped breakfast and it will spoil her dinner). Yes he sounds like a total hole but omg the amount of 'Mr Hirons is having to hold me back' 'I'm being very well behaved and not doing something' 'This isn't like me guys - finding it hard to keep quiet'.
The self aggrandisement.

Why doesn’t she mind her own business, get off Insta and enjoy her holiday FFS!

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Why on earth is she doing stories when she’s on holiday? Between her and pigeon lady Sali Hughes they just cannot leave IG behind , addicted to random arse lickers telling them how fabulous they are.

 

[TheOffice]

I dunno - the man is shouting and swearing at his wife in the beach, seems like the kind of thing most of us would and should be upset by. Let’s not undermine the awfulness of 97% of her by having a go at the 3% of normal.

 

[Phil I Buster]

I dunno - the man is shouting and swearing at his wife in the beach, seems like the kind of thing most of us would and should be upset by. Let’s not undermine the awfulness of 97% of her by having a go at the 3% of normal.

Of course. But it’s the fact she posts about it. We don’t have to know. It’s just another chance for her to show how great she is, how worthy, how we should praise her. All of us would feel likewise, I imagine. Just not all of us would post for worship.

it was the same as her posts during the London riots. Like, cool. Good decision. But your followers don’t need to know.

 

[Whatisgoingoninworld]

Yea how has her story helped this woman in any way? I think it was just to show her followers what a champion she is. But in the end she did not said nothing. The one helpful piece of advice is to not settle but anyone can tell you that. He’s a dick and she’s a dick for sharing that to get likes. Wow !she is some sort of hero.

 

[50sGirl]

I dunno - the man is shouting and swearing at his wife in the beach, seems like the kind of thing most of us would and should be upset by. Let’s not undermine the awfulness of 97% of her by having a go at the 3% of normal.

She never said he was shouting.
Hirons also proceeded to criticise the physical appearance of the man.
She was still going on about it in her stories that night in bed!
What has she achieved by posting? Zero! Nada!
All she has done is be incensed about something that 99% of us would be incensed about.
As usual she made it all about her.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

She’s an attention seeking idiot . No one knows the full story other than woman saviour Hirons who made up her mind about a situation she knew nothing about, jump in with your size 10’s Ma Hirons by all means.

Imagine someone walking past her office window and hearing her bellowing at her staff as they leave ‘ bye Charles , yes you go home, see ya, don’t stay, don’t mind me’. What might they think of the sarcastic, bitchy tone?, should they intervene because she’s abusing the staff?

She’s an idiot.

 

[FINIFUS]

Just got an email for the Liberty Advent Calendar (I need to unsubscribe as I never buy these anymore). Surprise, surprise full size Skin Rocks moisturiser I bet the Freaks will be in overdrive about how Hirons has now reached the pinnacle of achievement in "her" industry etc etc

 

[skincaresceptic]

She never said he was shouting.
Hirons also proceeded to criticise the physical appearance of the man.
She was still going on about it in her stories that night in bed!
What has she achieved by posting? Zero! Nada!
All she has done is be incensed about something that 99% of us would be incensed about.
As usual she made it all about her.

And we don’t actually know what was said or how it was said. We only have her version of events. And we all know how adept she is at “forgetting” the truth. As you say, she did nothing. Smacks of Daily Mail reporter
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Why on earth is she doing stories when she’s on holiday? Between her and pigeon lady Sali Hughes they just cannot leave IG behind , addicted to random arse lickers telling them how fabulous they are.

At least Sali stays in her lane and posts stuff related to skincare, make up, fashion. She doesn’t stick her nose in other people’s business on the beach

 

[bottlewrapper]

Of course. But it’s the fact she posts about it. We don’t have to know. It’s just another chance for her to show how great she is, how worthy, how we should praise her. All of us would feel likewise, I imagine. Just not all of us would post for worship.

And it's the stupid, aggressive tone of her posts, talking about how Jim had to hold her back, as if she was going to get up and grab the bloke by the throat to give him a telling off.

And in the event she didn't even call out, let alone get off her bloody lounger. Such a blowhard.
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Just got an email for the Liberty Advent Calendar (I need to unsubscribe as I never buy these anymore). Surprise, surprise full size Skin Rocks moisturiser I bet the Freaks will be in overdrive about how Hirons has now reached the pinnacle of achievement in "her" industry etc etc

I predict a lot of disappointed advent calendar purchasers...

It's another bad business decision to expose her brand in such a high profile way by ramming the most average product in her line into a starring role in a much-anticipated collection alongside the very best skincare products.

 

[yessenia_d]

And it's the stupid, aggressive tone of her posts, talking about how Jim had to hold her back, as if she was going to get up and grab the bloke by the throat to give him a telling off.

And in the event she didn't even call out, let alone get off her bloody lounger. Such a blowhard.
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I bet that was news to Jim. Bloke looks and acts like even blinking is too much effort.

 

[Jelly Bean]

She’s an attention seeking idiot . No one knows the full story other than woman saviour Hirons who made up her mind about a situation she knew nothing about, jump in with your size 10’s Ma Hirons by all means.

Imagine someone walking past her office window and hearing her bellowing at her staff as they leave ‘ bye Charles , yes you go home, see ya, don’t stay, don’t mind me’. What might they think of the sarcastic, bitchy tone?, should they intervene because she’s abusing the staff?

She’s an idiot.

Oh yes and her shouting 'where's my tea Lou?' several times. When people commented on that she was highly indignant and banged on about context and that Lou was her niece.
I was thinking about the beach conversation and from Oaf's point of view he does sound awful. But it reminded me of me and my OH and what people might think sometimes. I have IBS and when it isn't terrible I can be tempted by things I know I shouldn't have and it starts up again (). Anyway before now as I'm about to order something like pasta my OH might say 'are you sure? You know what can happen?' (especially if we were on holiday knowing it would ruin the next few days for me) which to eavesdroppers like Hirons could sound awful and require her being held back before sending over a large spag bol.
And why the detail about his fat white belly was necessary I'm not sure.
I bet that couple were discussing the Hirons later. The large orange woman who kept staring at them and the small pale man who nodded away saying 'yes dear'.

 

[bottlewrapper]

bet that couple were discussing the Hirons later. The large orange woman who kept staring at them and the small pale man who nodded away saying 'yes dear'

...how the small pale man fought to hold the large orange woman on her lounger, as she held up her fists bellowing 'just let me at 'im'...

 

[yessenia_d]

Interestingly, Space NK have one of those goodie bag gwp which pretty much has something from almost every brand they stock... but no Skin Rocks. I know SR "doesn't do minis" (lol if you see the original size cleanser) but still thought it was notable.

 

[skincaresceptic]

Stupid woman should have stayed at the mansion in Somerset

 

[Jelly Bean]

Stupid woman should have stayed at the mansion in Somerset

Oh ffs.
Ungrateful twit. And she's there for two weeks. Is it beyond her to actually explore Sicily instead of just lying on the beach burning and moaning? Go to Palermo for the day? Get a bus to the south coast where Montalbano was filmed?
Poor Jim indeed.

 

[Traazers]

I hate people like her who claim to be such hard workers they can't cope with the boredom of holidays. It's just clearly such bollocks, there's always something to do, even hotels do stuff. I've never been bored on holiday, even in Haven on the Isle of Wight at 17 with my nan!

 

[skincaresceptic]

Stupid woman should have stayed at the mansion in Somerset

She tries to be so relatable but this says so much about her. She bangs on all the time about privilege and here she is embodying it. How bloody ungrateful. Millions of people don’t have the luxury of any holiday let alone one in a posh hotel in Italy. She needs a hard slap.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I hate people like her who claim to be such hard workers they can't cope with the boredom of holidays. It's just clearly such bollocks, there's always something to do, even hotels do stuff. I've never been bored on holiday, even in Haven on the Isle of Wight at 17 with my nan!

She's probably got massive FOMO about her office. It's where she feels important. For all her going on about music/films etc I don't think she has much interest in anything outside of her job. She doesn't seem terribly curious about anything. She says her favourite place is Italy - so there must be so much to see and do in Sicily - but she seems to have no imagination. Why not go to a town and see what local beauty products there are if you like that sort of thing?