Brummy Mummy #179 How many couch ads can a couch potato make?

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i knew that trawling through her grid would pay off! as I said yesterday, I vividly remembered a photo of the Es having been forced to pose holding hands to recreate the photo of babs & steve on their wedding day taken outside the church they got married - y'know, the church babs said yesterday that she hasn't been back to since the day of their wedding. 🙄

she'll blame it on PeRiMeNoPaUsE that she can't remember what happened THREE YEARS AGO - in reality, it's further proof of babnocchio's dishonest babanory stories. 🤥🤥

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not that babs would lie - because WHY WOULD SHE LIE?! 🤣🤣
 

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SNHG said:
It’s so weird when she says stuff like “he chose a scent he’d like cos he knew I’d love it” well duh, that’s like the bare minimum for getting a present, hoping that the person likes it!! She always as to prove (to us cowbags) that he does like her 🤣
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Excuse me but Ste absolutely ADORES her and he was definitely not held at gun point when this photo was taken.
 

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Patrickthewonderdog said:
I remember that photo cos we all mentioned Ste’s tits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Who would’ve thought it was actually him with the cracking rack 😂😂😂😂😂

Hey cowbags today is my birthday…..don’t feel the need to indulge me like cunty chops would be wanting but if you insist go ahead and I might post my gift haul for you all….sorry to disappoint no sherbet dib dabs here or wanky candles and actually all my gifts were surprises not items requested and nothing was at all Xmas related lol

bleeping gutted she chose to get married on my bleeping day ….then again I bet sharky is too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
disappointed to have missed out on both a "the man, the myth, the LEGEND" and a "the lead to my balloon" tingo. i was all prepared to SCREAM, and reward myself with an entire cake. i did predict the longs/shorts reference though, which at least deserves a few chocolates. might eat a snickers from the. tub. of. celebrations, just to spite babs and her hatred of having "nuts in her mouth". STEVE, on the other hand, would be THRILLED. 🤣🤣

oh, and i see that this year's wedding narrative involves a day with snow on the ground, and a reception spent dancing to Irish music - in stark contradiction to previous years when she has claimed the sun shone all day and that they danced to Christmas songs like Fairytale of New York - the original version, which I assume babs isn't mentioning it because she's so woke that she banned it from her best Christmas songs poll. 🙄🙄
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
disappointed to have missed out on both a "the man, the myth, the LEGEND" and a "the lead to my balloon" tingo. i was all prepared to SCREAM, and reward myself with an entire cake. i did predict the longs/shorts reference though, which at least deserves a few chocolates. might eat a snickers from the. tub. of. celebrations, just to spite babs and her hatred of having "nuts in her mouth". STEVE, on the other hand, would be THRILLED. 🤣🤣

oh, and i see that this year's wedding narrative involves a day with snow on the ground, and a reception spent dancing to Irish music - in stark contradiction to previous years when she has claimed the sun shone all day and that they danced to Christmas songs like Fairytale of New York - the original version, which I assume babs isn't mentioning it because she's so woke that she banned it from her best Christmas songs poll. 🙄🙄
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I will never not laugh when she called him the lead to her balloon and genuinely thought it was a term of endearment! She’s such a twit.
 
Hi cowbags 👋🏻

I lost my wonderful nan recently 😔 she's had a wonderful life but it's still so sad and she was the family matriarch and I can't see things being the same again in terms of seeing family etc..

My older two kids are nearly secondary school age and have loads of memories of her as we saw her regularly and this is their first time grieving.

All I can say is that's been harder than grieving for her myself or watching my dad grieve his mother.

And if my kids are this upset over a great grandparent, then I can't even fathom how the two E's felt after losing their grandad and being dragged to Disney for content.

I hated Babs already for that and many other things, but this has just made me dislike her even more so.

Anyway I digress. This is cheering me up though guys ❤️🫶🏻
 
Missymoo92 said:
Hi cowbags 👋🏻

I lost my wonderful nan recently 😔 she's had a wonderful life but it's still so sad and she was the family matriarch and I can't see things being the same again in terms of seeing family etc..

My older two kids are nearly secondary school age and have loads of memories of her as we saw her regularly and this is their first time grieving.

All I can say is that's been harder than grieving for her myself or watching my dad grieve his mother.

And if my kids are this upset over a great grandparent, then I can't even fathom how the two E's felt after losing their grandad and being dragged to Disney for content.

I hated Babs already for that and many other things, but this has just made me dislike her even more so.

Anyway I digress. This is cheering me up though guys ❤️🫶🏻
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Sending you a big hug. I’m so sorry for the loss of your wonderful nan.
And yes you’re right-Emma was HORRIFIC for forcing them all to go to Disney AND bleeping DRESS UP just after Ste’s dad died. Can’t fathom anyone being THAT selfish!
 
wait, babs said yesterday that she wept because she had been SO excited to give Steve his gift and had to wait a whole extra day - yet she has only shown HER gift from HIM, not whatever gift she "treated" him too. she "cried" - by which she means she was sulking and pouty because Steve messed up by not realising she didn't know what the date was and it was ALL HIS FAULT she booked their afternoon tea on the wrong day (?!) - because SHE wanted HER gift. she was just trying to play it down and twist the angle of her disappointment to try and avoid looking greedy and spoilt.

a wax themed gift though?! let's have a fun 🐮🛍 poll as to what we think she bRought for him...

1 - a candle that SHE loves, essentially a gift for HERSELF, under the guise of "treating" Longs

2 - a wax sculture of her own torso - having requested the creator emphasise her "cracking rack" - in the same waxy shade of grellow as her hair

3 - a close-up photo of her face, waxy skin in all it's glory

4 - #gifted tickets to Madame Tussauds, on the condition that he poses next to all the statues for content in place of the Es - with the extra "treat" of tickets for the slow train

5 - a selection of wax coated cheeses - by which i mean an entire net of various baybels waxed in different colours because anything else would be far too "fancy" for the boringly beige, blandest mild cheddar Conway.

6 - a stick of burts bees lip balm, with a red tint so he can "twin" with her when she cack-handedly crayons on red lipstick well over the edges of her lips, or a range of wax-based skin care products

7 - an appointment at the salon to get his full body waxed.... OR a packet of wax strips so the whole family can SCREAM at his pain while babs waxes his legs, cackling while one of the Es films it all for a reel

8 - a lump of earwax she picked out while filming her pit stories each morning and has been collecting for months, because he lives and adores her, thus he will treasure it forever 🤷🏻‍♂️

9 - a packet of wax crayons she grabbed last minute from the E's reward box that have been sitting in there for years because the kids aren't toddlers...
 
Missymoo92 said:
Hi cowbags 👋🏻

I lost my wonderful nan recently 😔 she's had a wonderful life but it's still so sad and she was the family matriarch and I can't see things being the same again in terms of seeing family etc..

My older two kids are nearly secondary school age and have loads of memories of her as we saw her regularly and this is their first time grieving.

All I can say is that's been harder than grieving for her myself or watching my dad grieve his mother.

And if my kids are this upset over a great grandparent, then I can't even fathom how the two E's felt after losing their grandad and being dragged to Disney for content.

I hated Babs already for that and many other things, but this has just made me dislike her even more so.

Anyway I digress. This is cheering me up though guys ❤🫶🏻
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I'm so sorry for your loss. Much love x
 
Oh good!
A boxing day haul is incoming 🙄
Because a load of boxed up generic thoughtless crap isn't enough on Christmas day - they'll go to the Sales and buy more,,,,,,,,
I guarantee there'll be :-
- Christmas Cards & Wrapping paper for next year
- Bath Bombs
- Facemasks
- Other greetings cards
- Boots No 7 crap
- Clothes for the kids that don't yet fit
- Candles
- More Toiletries
 
Missymoo92 said:
Hi cowbags 👋🏻

I lost my wonderful nan recently 😔 she's had a wonderful life but it's still so sad and she was the family matriarch and I can't see things being the same again in terms of seeing family etc..

My older two kids are nearly secondary school age and have loads of memories of her as we saw her regularly and this is their first time grieving.

All I can say is that's been harder than grieving for her myself or watching my dad grieve his mother.

And if my kids are this upset over a great grandparent, then I can't even fathom how the two E's felt after losing their grandad and being dragged to Disney for content.

I hated Babs already for that and many other things, but this has just made me dislike her even more so.

Anyway I digress. This is cheering me up though guys ❤️🫶🏻
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Sending you a big 🐄👜 hug to you and the family. Really does bring it home what she put them all through.
 
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