Brummy Mummy #179 How many couch ads can a couch potato make?

A few years ago, she did an entire “I’m going to change my name to Emma Conway” immediately after announcing a load more BM2 branded mugs and stickers were available. She was obviously mocked on here for this, because she’s so bleeping dense that she can’t see how it would impact sales if you announce a name change, and then she mentioned it again.

I suspect 2025 will be a big reveal with a “I’m finding me again now the kiddos are older” 🙄
How many more times can she trot out the "finding herself" crap though?? All she does is use it to justify and garner praise for spending a tit load of money on something she wants to do, then she promptly returns to her normal, boring, tit content!! She's too bloody lazy to do the hard work and actually reinvent herself as evidenced by the utter failure to evolve her content over the years. Her content now is literally just her, living her life, watching TV, going shopping. Nothing she puts out is informative or useful because she's too lazy to bother looking into anything properly. The menopause content died on its ass when she realised it wasn't the exact same for everyone. She's an experienced traveller, but seemingly knows nothing and constantly gives vague or incorrect information out. She needs to accept her kids are older and her husband is NOT a draw, and if she can't carry her lame account on her own she should do herself a favour and duck off and rejoin the real world!
 
How many more times can she trot out the "finding herself" crap though?? All she does is use it to justify and garner praise for spending a tit load of money on something she wants to do, then she promptly returns to her normal, boring, tit content!! She's too bloody lazy to do the hard work and actually reinvent herself as evidenced by the utter failure to evolve her content over the years. Her content now is literally just her, living her life, watching TV, going shopping. Nothing she puts out is informative or useful because she's too lazy to bother looking into anything properly. The menopause content died on its ass when she realised it wasn't the exact same for everyone. She's an experienced traveller, but seemingly knows nothing and constantly gives vague or incorrect information out. She needs to accept her kids are older and her husband is NOT a draw, and if she can't carry her lame account on her own she should do herself a favour and duck off and rejoin the real world!
Don’t forget her BIG chances back in September after her poorly heart made her reassess life
So far she’s opened exactly the same calendars BUTTTT has done ridiculous unhinged dances so yanno big changes are afoot
 
Why is that bleep posting on a Sunday
It's mean to be a safe day for the people of Insta
And really who apart from Babs the Narcissist thinks that anyone apart from her gives a flying duck about her wedding anniversary to Ste the Wet Beard.

If she is emotional it should be because she has no job no friends and no life. She should be weeping when she sees her tit make up and yellow hair.
 
Oh ok, babs. And what scent was that then? ‘Eau de Sheer Desperation’ 😂😂!
 

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Don’t forget her BIG chances back in September after her poorly heart made her reassess life
So far she’s opened exactly the same calendars BUTTTT has done ridiculous unhinged dances so yanno big changes are afoot
And the big change of there being two chocolate advent calendars to share the opening of this year - clearly we’re in Babs’ healthy new me phase…
 
i was looking back thru some of her posts earlier - because i SWEAR she HAS been back to where they got married before, probs a few years ago but I vividly remember a photo of the Es holding hands at wherever they got married, with a caption about the phgot of her and Sharkey on their wedding day and however many years on, a recreation of the photo but it's her children, blah blah. anyway, I stumbled across THIS gem. so much for her apologies for threats of D, as she tried to delete all traces of her threats to smash Steve's face in following that article in the Mail from her blog etc - yet she clearly missed one as this post is still on FB.

not just a threat to punch him in the face, but also her fantasising about killing him. yet another scary glimpse into the REAL babs behind the scenes - violent, aggressive and filled with rage. and sure, she'll dismiss it as a joke - but joking about DV and murdering her husband is truly grim.

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Fuckin martyr. If the snoring was that bad she has options: wear noise cancelling earplugs, sleep in separate beds!....and I doubt he's looking fresh if he snores that much it affects his airflow.
 
It’s so weird when she says stuff like “he chose a scent he’d like cos he knew I’d love it” well duh, that’s like the bare minimum for getting a present, hoping that the person likes it!! She always as to prove (to us cowbags) that he does like her 🤣
 
It’s so weird when she says stuff like “he chose a scent he’d like cos he knew I’d love it” well duh, that’s like the bare minimum for getting a present, hoping that the person likes it!! She always as to prove (to us cowbags) that he does like her 🤣
He also put her name first and then put as Mr and Mrs. Which to my weird little brain would be really annoying every time I looked at it, because he should have put Mrs and Mr if her name was first 🤣
It is weird how she thinks it’s such an amazing flex that her husband, who has known her for decades, would choose a smell she likes. That’s not really something to brag about! But then nothing in her life is anything to particularly brag about and yet she’s still here, with her smug face, expecting everyone to worship her because she exists 🙄
 
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