Brummy Mummy #176 "Perhaps I'm not what the Internet Requires"

[Allthecakes]

It’s actually worrying how dull this balloon is …

How many times is someone going to bang on about wearing too much blusher and highlighter.

Hmmmmm, filtered to remove the pores and heavy forehead wrinkles when she added some rouge!

 

[BonBon27]

Unlike you and your family, Babs would probably go into a major strop if Lurch and the kids dared to have a joke with her about her. Sad but those kids probably learnt life is easier to just shut your mouth and enable her. I heavily get the impression that whatever mood she’s in dictates the entire atmosphere of that house.

She’d have a mummy strop like she did on holiday and demand the car be pulled over so she could shuffle off and have a strop. And a snack, of course!

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

It’s the way nobody in the car laughs at her jokes yet she still thinks they’re worthy of her stories for me.

 

[zebby]

Ha imagine Ste in those mazes alone like a gormless idiot also they are recommended for 12+ so surely not too terrifying even for her overgrown toddlers

I bet he was wandering around just to delay going back to Blabs.

 

[purplekat]

It annoys me that she calls the kids "kiddos" they're in secondary school and the fact that she calls them that and still treats them like they're toddlers is disturbing.

 

[cheeseontoast101]

It’s not annoying babs, YOU ARE!

 

[Bluesilverfix25]

If you haven’t had one for months how can it be 8 days early?! #menopauseforcontent

 

[Acorncollecter]

She only had one a couple of weeks ago. Remember your lies Babs!

 

[NattyMoo]

What sort of loving married couple pose for a photo like this?!

Something isn’t right with that picture? Where is the rest of her shirt, why do their legs look weird? And she’s lost about three stone. Or is it just me?

 

[zebby]

She only had one a couple of weeks ago. Remember your lies Babs!

I thought she'd mentioned it a couple of weeks. Imagine documenting this level of your life to all and sundry.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Get the eye bleach ready 🛍 Babs has got the fishnet tights on in her latest AD

Her children are nearly 14 and nearly 12. Will she ever stop referring to herself as mummy!!?? Surely the kids just call them mum and dad and probably have for a while now, so why is she still clinging to mummy and daddy??
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Babs and her Lego hair

Literally the inspo pic she took to the salon!!

 

[Behelzabobs]

Never happened

 

[yellow_daisies]

Never happened

Why can't she ever just laugh? Why must she always cackle?

 

[aquirkofmatter]

Why can't she ever just laugh? Why must she always cackle?

Because she is a witch, obvs. This is her season!

Right up until November 1st when she no longer cares for cauldrons and it's all about Christmas

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

‘Self loathing at an all time high’ eh? We all hate you too, Emma. Come join us!

 

[yellow_daisies]

Because she is a witch, obvs. This is her season!

Right up until November 1st when she no longer cares for cauldrons and it's all about Christmas

It feels like 2024 has been the year of cackling frazzled Bab!

 

[yellow_daisies]

‘Self loathing at an all time high’ eh? We all hate you too, Emma. Come join us!

I wonder if any of the stuff she supposedly loathes about herself is any of the stuff she SHOULD loathe about herself?

 

[Allthecakes]

Let's face it, apart from her bank balance there isn't much for her to love!

 

[MoodyMerde]

Low engagement on her crappy Capri sun ad. Ah well, at least she influenced her parents to buy the product.

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Bit of an over exaggeration "terrified" - why can't the fat controller join in on any of the fun and games, have a laugh for once. I read the scare mazes are suitable for 12 and upwards isn't toddler Ethan 12 in January ?!!! So not far off and Erin will be 14 ....boric basic witch they could have all gone round as a family rather than PUS doing it on his own....sure Alton towers would have wanted a review of attractions not avoidance of attractions....

And what in gods name is this pic and wtf is she wearing,.....?