Brummy Mummy #176 "Perhaps I'm not what the Internet Requires"

[Hareandbear]

Guys,,,,,,
Two thread titles in a row
I'm Shooketh. Surely I deserve an Excel Spreadsheet Certificate or a Nomination to some made up awards, I'll pay if I have to
Sorry I'm late to the new thread party, I've been WORKING, in a real proper job!!!!!
And I'm sorry, but "Bone Dry Babs" surely has to be my Hat trick???
Thread title suggestion? No?

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
To the thread suggestion and a third consecutive award

 

[Jossstickjunky]

PJ’s and no pants is just gross

Especially as she wears the same pair for days on end!

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

I must have missed this yesterday but how is a losing a pet 'niche'??? Just duck off right now Babs.

 

[Acorncollecter]

I must have missed this yesterday but how is a losing a pet 'niche'??? Just duck off right now Babs.

I must of missed this too. I lost a pet this week in a cruel way and we are all devastated.

 

[Northern-Lass]

Get the eye bleach ready Babs has got the fishnet tights on in her latest AD

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Get the eye bleach ready 🛍 Babs has got the fishnet tights on in her latest AD

That poor lad is gonna have the bleeping stuffing ripped out of him cos of her soon, he’s at secondary school ffs where kids are brutal and don’t all ride around on unicorns, he’s too old to be helping peddle shite
edited to add her legs look like a rolled pork loin in them tights

 

[Allthecakes]

Magic mirror on the wall
Tell me I'm the ugliest this fall

Wow, where is the filter, magic mirror thing, she needs it here?

 

[Noseylady]

Mummy those ham hocks for legs

 

[Clare]

Get the eye bleach ready Babs has got the fishnet tights on in her latest AD

Mortified for them all!!!! I cannot imagine a life where my mum dressed up for hundreds of thousands of strangers to flog bloody Capri-Sun, how soul destroying. The penny hasn’t dropped yet for that poor boy, but it will.

 

[Behelzabobs]

It’s as if after her “ health scare” instead of re-evaluating her lifestyle she’s decided duck it and has just stuffed her face non stop
Which is evident when she does an Ad like this and her image isn’t filtered I don’t know if it’s the hair but it just emphasises how fat her face is

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

OMFG. Gasping for air I’m laughing so much, this has almost finished me off - haven't even braved the actual shite content yet.
Raiding the kid’s fancy dress box, yeap it looks like it too

(not even going there about the fact the box exists!)

 

[zebby]

I'm off out to Costco in a bit. Will pop up a poll so you can decide what I wear. Gonna try and ritually humiliate Mr Zebs for clicks and likes too.

 

[MoodyMerde]

Bet she’s off for a freebie day out… Drayton Manor or Warwick Castle? I’m desperate to know…either way, they’ll be home by 2, festering on the sofas with hot chocolates in hideous mugs. Same old, same old.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Erm, thanks for that ‘Rog’ - I see your account’s been hacked by the grellow one again?!

…but out of interest, which drinks do take up a lot of room in the car?? Possibly the cocks in cans to keep your daughter from having a tantrum?

 

[nursetallis]

Mummy those ham hocks for legs

not mommy??????!!!!

 

[Clarissa_2019]

OMFG. Gasping for air I’m laughing so much, this has almost finished me off - haven't even braved the actual shite content yet.
Raiding the kid’s fancy dress box, yeap it looks like it too

(not even going there about the fact the box exists!)

That's just embarrassing poor Ethan, 1 pointing out he still calls her mummy in secondary school and then letting the world know he still drinks capri suns which , when you're a nearly 12 year old boy are a bit babyish let's be honest. Plus filter versus reality really evident here...

Then back to magic mirror again...... stop using smoke and mirrors to LIE about your size!!!!

 

[Pumpkinspice returns]

Ugh. How stupid to ask what to wear in the first place but without telling anyone where she’s going how can people really answer?! Oh it must be a secret so we don’t all follow her
I bet it’s Warwick. They always get freebies and it’ll be to advertise the Halloween events. Or her other usual haunts…no pun intended just that it’s always the same places gifting her. Maybe we need to work on getting her off those lists with complaints.
We pay with our actual money to go as the kids love it but it’s seriously pissing me off now.
I’ve only just got over the aggressive rainy rant from the other day.
oh and sort your hair out bab it’s the worst it’s ever been!

 

[Forthegramster]

Babs and her Lego hair

 

[Baboff]

That tshirt was an xxlarge and looks tight.

She is such a stupid self obsessed twit.

All the money and no idea

 

[scotbird]

Erm, thanks for that ‘Rog’ - I see your account’s been hacked by the grellow one again?!

…but out of interest, which drinks do take up a lot of room in the car?? Possibly the cocks in cans to keep your daughter from having a tantrum?

View attachment 3216918 q

They must have been taking a full sized water cooler before Emma introduced them to the fruity revelation of capri sun