Brummy Mummy #176 "Perhaps I'm not what the Internet Requires"

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zebby said:
I'm off out to Costco in a bit. Will pop up a poll so you can decide what I wear. Gonna try and ritually humiliate Mr Zebs for clicks and likes too.
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But will you buy stamps??

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The joy of two pensioners discovering Capri Suns - a drink which has been around since Emma was a kid surely? My mum put frozen ones in our lunch box at primary school during the summer to keep our sarnies cool.
 
Northern-Lass said:
Get the eye bleach ready 🐄🛍 Babs has got the fishnet tights on in her latest AD 🤢😵‍💫
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She has certainly got the legs for longer dresses! She really loves herself doesn't she? twit!
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Clarissa_2019 said:
That's just embarrassing poor Ethan, 1 pointing out he still calls her mummy in secondary school and then letting the world know he still drinks capri suns which , when you're a nearly 12 year old boy are a bit babyish let's be honest. Plus filter versus reality really evident here...

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Then back to magic mirror again...... stop using smoke and mirrors to LIE about your size!!!!
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Her arm is even filtered in the first pic. Such body positivity Bab! 😡
 
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who needs a black bin bag and a creepy 90s plastic mask to turn into a Halloween costume when you have THIS aPsolute horror of a clashing and mismatched costume to draw every-day outfit inspiration from:

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not to mention Halloween monstrosity babs has with a touch of "mummy magic" 🤢 - the stringed ham meaty thighs spilling over the top of the tinfoil boots she has managed to wedge her trotters. a nightmare that will haunt the dreams of any poor child who knocks on their door for treats.

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poor little E does NOT look impressed, disappearing off screen the moment babs "transforms" herself into a gaudy gammon-legged gremlin. roped into performing in a Capri sun ad with mummy - under the guise of "the kiddos" BOTH helping our when Ez obvs put refused to participate in babs' breadstick toddler picnic 🙄 - with an aggressive and demanding "YOU'RE going to help me" at the start of the reel. yet more humiliating behaviour from babs for the kids at school to taunt him with - content that babs KNOWS his classmates watch, as she bragged about it proudly in her recent vlog, explaining that she can't show the E's Christmas presents ahead of the big day as loads of their friends watch her reels etc, and even says a special hello to all the E's "friends" - by which she is referring to the class bullies, watching her to mock & ridicule her, and to use as ammunition against her children. she knows it's happening and simply does not care. "great mummy"? no. she is an aPsolute ghoul. 😔
 
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Allthecakes said:
Ooh where. How unfortunate for you 🤣
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Yeah I had just got off a very long coach journey from Glasgow and was the last thing I expected at Alton towers 😭
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Another Longtime Lurker said:
Was he having his dream day out 🎃? Or did he look like his usual emotionless self?🤣🤣
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He was actually smiling but he has maybe been given pocket money as we were near the food and drink huts 😂
 
Rags2Riches said:
It’s actually worrying how dull this balloon is …

How many times is someone going to bang on about wearing too much blusher and highlighter.
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I can’t believe she’s just talking that absolute tit in the car with her husband and kids there. Mine would shred me to bits for being a twit if I did that in front of them!! It’s such a weird existence, one day those kids will look back and think about what a bizarre twit their mum was.
 
BonBon27 said:
I can’t believe she’s just talking that absolute tit in the car with her husband and kids there. Mine would shred me to bits for being a twit if I did that in front of them!! It’s such a weird existence, one day those kids will look back and think about what a bizarre twit their mum was.
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Unlike you and your family, Babs would probably go into a major strop if Lurch and the kids dared to have a joke with her about her. Sad but those kids probably learnt life is easier to just shut your mouth and enable her. I heavily get the impression that whatever mood she’s in dictates the entire atmosphere of that house.
 
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