Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

[zebby]

Why be nervous about meeting an unemployed mum of 2?

 

[Helmac79]

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Why be nervous about meeting an unemployed mum of 2?

Because she'd probably clamp her hand on her shoulder, hide half her bulk behind the poor woman and demand a skirt pulled out, peace sign pic!

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Took one for the team

A bleeping lawnmower…..blimey raffles when my kids were at primary school you were lucky to get a cheap bottle of vino or some out of date box of chocolates….and it wasn’t that long ago….what school is he at Harrow

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Someone I know got £100 of supermarket vouchers at the school raffle this week. School raffles are serious beasts these days!!!!

 

[zebby]

A bleeping lawnmower…..blimey raffles when my kids were at primary school you were lucky to get a cheap bottle of vino or some out of date box of chocolates….and it wasn’t that long ago….what school is he at Harrow

Shame he's got Harbs smallest lawn too

 

[GingerWhinger]

Whose grass is he going to be cutting?
We know it isn't Babs

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Whose grass is he going to be cutting?
We know it isn't Babs

I don't even want to imagine the state of her lady garden given the state of the rest of her. I wonder if she dyes it yellow

 

[focusdochas]

Of course everyone cheered you numpty they weren’t going to boo a child. Stop trying to make everyone cheered/clapped/laughed a thing

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Of course everyone cheered you numpty they weren’t going to boo a child. Stop trying to make everyone cheered/clapped/laughed a thing

Exactly this. He could have been worse than hopeless and he would have got a standing ovation because he's 11!!!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

She probably got that lawn mower as part of her Fashionworld haul with the table and barbecue. Gifted it to the raffle as they dont have any grass and E won it back. Except she cant say any of that but we see you Babs

 

[Emmalj44]

She probably got that lawn mower as part of her Fashionworld haul with the table and barbecue. Gifted it to the raffle as they dont have any grass and E won it back. Except she cant say any of that but we see you Babs

Ha yes I bet that’s what happened

 

[Boredofgrey]

A bleeping lawnmower…..blimey raffles when my kids were at primary school you were lucky to get a cheap bottle of vino or some out of date box of chocolates….and it wasn’t that long ago….what school is he at Harrow

We genuinely won a bottle of pre mixed espresso martini this week on the year 6 disco fund raffle. I was quite chuffed. Got it home. Out of date Sept 23 . Absolutely gutted.

 

[Nadurath]

My Mum once won a bag of chocolate covered nuts on a school raffle, got them home and discovered they were open and all the chocolate had been sucked off the nuts

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

If you're winning a prize i've donated to school it's either out of date choc from last Christmas that I found at the bottom of a cupboard, something I bought in the weekly shop and not yet opened or a book i've already read. To be fair I probably would donate the lawnmower if it's still in the box and I'm panic running around the house looking for something 5 mins after we should have left!

 

[Jade33]

Do your best cowbags......

Is that not his usual gormless face?!

 

[chipstick]

Took one for the team

Thank you

The feminism leaving Emma's body when she's faced with garden equipment

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Thank you

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The feminism leaving Emma's body when she's faced with garden equipment

Oh I’ve missed you @chipstick

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Do your best cowbags......

Come with me and we'll be in a world of pure imagination!

 

[Allthecakes]

Thank you

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The feminism leaving Emma's body when she's faced with garden equipment

She'll be hoping if only her figure was like that!!!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Quiet today. What freebie is she doing today?