Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

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Allusernamesiputinaretook said:
Well I’m all of a tizzie….I don’t know whether to go to bed or try and pull an all nighter cos I just don’t think I can settle with her not signing off ready for the babbath…..shooketh I am
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I'm not sure I can pull an all nighter because I've got to be up early for work (Babs logic) but I might try it and just pop some pro plus tomorrow (when I get up from the night I've stayed up all night through) before my shift at Wallis 🤣
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
because if - as a fawning babette - you approach her and compliment her grellow hair, clown make - up or her Sainsbos dress WITH POCKETS in a way that she interprets as an insult TO HER FACE (!!) you risk having your name scribbled in her police files for the risk you posed to her health, upsetting her when she has a "poorly heart" - files that she undoubtedly ensured Claire was lugging around in her tote bag, as babs' mum bag is reserved solely for snacks - and certainly, if she's been on the cocks, there would be a level of intimidation involved, with the unspoken threat of her smashing your face in.

without Sharky there, her wet sister would be substituted into the role of chief glarer, with KWEEN babs stomping off in a sulk to pout, triggering a bathroom breakdown, all filmed and shared immediately to her IG stories, mascara intentionally smudged with water prior to imply she is "weeping", where Claire has to call Steve, who has to pop the blue lights on his bike, and pedal at double speed into Brum to rescue her, with a satchel filled with a flask of sleepy tea strapped on his back as he saves the day by lying down on her to calm her down - while Dr Karl watches the situation unfold in a storyline far more dramatic than he has ever been involved in during his time filming Neighbours.

and honestly, who would want to be responsible for that?! 🤣🤣
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....."chief glarer".... that sent me into space 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
 
Allthecakes said:
Ha! In all seriousness I do wonder why her kids have never had one after the way she is online. She probably got a cancellation appointment for her little procedure!
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This could be right but why wouldnt she take us with her…I feel like I have lost out so much these last 24 hours did little E make breakfast ? is she still on a high from his Danny performance maybe is that why she’s quiet and she had a full on day getting him into the best stage school available….did she go to America and try to shoot Donald Trump 😱
 
Maybe she's going to pop up in Berlin today having treated Ste to some euro final tickets because he's been such a good boy recently playing along with all her videos.
And after all she's such an England fan she dreamt about Gareth Southgate in his 1997 England kit who came to her said 'I love you Emma we can't do this without you' please come and be our motivational speaker before kick off.
 
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