Brummy Mummy #168 Never mind the 22 hat, you’ve got the 22 dress (size) bab

What will ‘The Boys’ do while waiting for the concert to finish?

  • Bowling, cinema, Pizza

    Votes: 10 4.9%

  • Look at some football stuff and find an Irish bar

    Votes: 26 12.6%

  • Sit in the car for 6 hours making banners, wrapping thank you presents for Babs

    Votes: 95 46.1%

  • The Boys are actually at home, Babs has booked a 5* hotel for her and E

    Votes: 75 36.4%
  • Total voters
    206
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I've never known anyone to talk about men (or women, if applicable) they fancy so frequently. It's over-compensating and embarrassing. She can't go a day without mentioning some celeb bloke she either fancied or fancies. It's just a bit weird. I know she's shackled to Dave Best but it's at odds with her otherwise prudish nature.
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
Firstly this is not a backflip, it's a front flip thick 💩

View attachment 2999962 qSecondly the comments on her reel are 🤣🤣🤣

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How dare you criticise me I'm kween babs & will not acknowledge your comment with a response

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Was the babette blind ?? - babs response - oops rumbled they were all too small but I'm not telling you what size I ordered(size 22) that would be far too helpful

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Can't be fucked to find out I'm too lazy to google it despite the fact I spend my whole life googling things

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Amazing English as per - NONE we too big as they were all too SMALL
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But Babs, NON of this helps your simple followers if you Don’t. Tell. Them. What. Size. You. Ordered 🙄 ‘Most were spot on’. For what? An 8? An 18? A 24? You’re apparently putting clothes on your body so I know what they’ll look like on my body, even though I’m taller and slimmer (not slim. But slimmer than Babs!) and have small boobs. But magically, because you’ve tried them on, I’ll know what they look like on me. Lovely. But what size do I order???

God she’s infuriating with this crap, time and time again. And the worst part? She actually thinks she’s doing the world a great big favour 🙄
 
DLPJG said:
I’ve said this before but unless she’s hand washing each item individually, so what?? You put it in the machine and then hang it out afterwards. I can get a couple of loads done while also working from home (doing an actual 9-5 job). I’m so fed up of these influencers trying to convince us that they’re SO busy!

And none of those swimsuits are suitable for her size or shape. She has all the money to spend on clothes and she chooses those!
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I agree 3 loads today whilst I wfh. I had the kids stripping the beds when they got up this morning! Dried as well - and funnily enough the boys (gasp, shock horror being a pink job) made the beds when they came in from college. Even my son who has disabilities does what he can to help. And yet she doesn’t do a thing but maybe once in a while shove a wash on and a packet of crisps in the lunch bag for the following day
 
Mrslollypop said:
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What in the hell is going on with her boob on the right? 👀👀
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All that fat bulging out at her underarm sides makes me feel sick 🤢

She looks repulsive. No amount of shiny clown makeup and tacky palm leaf earrings can make that revolting mess look ok.

Also, why does she also assume every woman who watches her has a body similar to hers? My body is nothing like hers! Thank God.
 
How many swimsuits did she order? That’s so wasteful! She will wear only a couple of them maybe just once or twice. It’s actually vile. Good for the person asking her about whether returns are free or not. I cannot believe the irresponsible reply from Babs that she doesn’t know!! No way is she keeping all of them. If she’s taken the hygiene sticker off, then they’ll just go to landfill. Fucksake, how often in the last 2 years has she done a swimwear try-on? Is she trying to make this her USP? To be known as The instahun that desperate enough to do that!
 
Acorncollecter said:
I think this is her worst swimsuit try on ever. She looks just awful. She needs to get it into her thick custard head that she isn't a size 18 anymore. And start to dress correctly.
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Given she's stated its a 'realistic try on' she doesn't show the back or sides, disclose size, price etc nothing realistic about looking like the hunchbab of notre dame in the magic mirror
 
babs is presenting this as a "real life" try-on - if you saw these photos and didn't know any better, you would assume that she ALWAYS stands with her body bent to the side - one leg shorter than the other, or a spinal abnormality perhaps rendering her incapable of standing up straight.

except, no. it's just the usual babsy bullshit - contorting her body into werdly-angled poses in a desperate attempt to appear as slim as possible and conceal her hunt, while simultaneously putting huge amounts of effort to flaunt what SHE believe to be a "cracking rack".

not only does this try-on not reflect "real life" in the fact that is aPsolutely is NOT a size 18, but more so the bizarre poses aPsolutely do NOT reflect babs' usual posture. and as much as she would undoubtedly be quick to remind anyone who criticises her that she has a WoNkY LeG, that doesn't explain why she is constantly leaning from her wait to the left and unable to stand upright. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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