Brummy Mummy #168 Never mind the 22 hat, you’ve got the 22 dress (size) bab

[Unicorn_Poop]

What abomination did we see this morning. 2 words except from the obvious , SIZE UP . None of those costumes fit you!!

This was obviously filmed before she had the memo to slow down as she whipped through the hideous costumes and voiceover making it largely unintelligible and impossible to see the clothes , but what you did see was plenty of side boob and fat falling out , desperate bending to to one side and bending forward NON of which can disguise the fact that nothing she tried on fitted!!! .....

for the blocked - trigger warning

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I’ve been influenced - to never ever shop there if their swimsuits look that hideously unflattering

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

Her boobs look horrific, flattened down because of the too tight swimsuit with a big, long bum crack cleavage
Does she like to see herself like an 80’s page 3 model- It’s bubbly, blonde, busty Babs!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Her boobs look horrific, flattened down because of the too tight swimsuit with a big, long bum crack cleavage
Does she like to see herself like an 80’s page 3 model- It’s bubbly, blonde, busty Babs!

I think she definitely sees herself as this! Like a Benny Hill type character

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I do not claim to have the intelligence levels of Masters babs, but could any insanely clever 🛍 explain to me HOW babs was pulling pro-plus fuelled all nighters, to then WAKE UP the next morning to go to work in Wallis. because for me, that maths just isn't mathing.

also, an interesting update in babs' nonsensical growing-up childhood timeline is that she had a "bad boy" phase - presumably wedged somewhere amongst her wallflower phase, her estate agent blouse and double wonder bra ladette phase and her stalking boyband phase. but apparently, despite her previous claims that her crushes were always boyband members with floppy hair, she coincidentally had a crush on Eminem - just like her podcast guest - all bleach blonde shaved hair. although, tbf, it does answer a lot of questions as to the inspiration behind her own every-possible-shade-of-luminous-and-fluorescent-grellow hair.

 

[Northern-Lass]

The first thing to was expecting to see from Babs this morning was a Taylor Swift reel featuring the handmade I TITS T-shirt.. not a reel featuring Babs’ saggy tits hanging out of a selection of ill-fitting swimwear Pass me the bleach!!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Her boobs look horrific, flattened down because of the too tight swimsuit with a big, long bum crack cleavage
Does she like to see herself like an 80’s page 3 model- It’s bubbly, blonde, busty Babs!

Except she's the moody, manly, musty Babs

 

[Maddogsmum]

She didn’t really say much about the TS concert afterwards -do that confirms the ONLY reasons she went was to brag and show off. People that I know that have been were raving about it and sharing various clips etc. Altnough one of my friends went and said she hardly took any photos cos she was too busy enjoying herself and watching Taylor!
She’s been really quiet.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

I wanna know how early she left Taylor but she’ll never share that!

 

[Nadurath]

I want to know what "Liverpool fun" Ste and Ethan got up to! Prove me wrong babs that they didn't just sit in a car waiting for you and the golden child to have filmed enough content!

 

[syd81]

How the hell is she in pj's and a dressing gown before 4pm! It's been lovely and warm today, my washings still on line.

 

[focusdochas]

I’m having an early dinner. Going to my walking group tonight and even with severely bruised fingers (don’t ask) I am more active than her.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

How the hell is she in pj's and a dressing gown before 4pm! It's been lovely and warm today, my washings still on line.

I’m 62 and just about to change into exercise appropriate gear as I’m going to do a workout with weights. She’s such a lazy slug.

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

Hope your upcoming cataract surgery is successful hun

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

wait, WHAT?! suddenly it all makes sense as to why the woman behind the Toby and Roo IG account is "friends" with babs! listening to her on the podcast, I wasn't aware that she has a whole separate IG account called "unfollowing mum", all about her experiences of growing up with a narcissistic mother, talking about healing from childhood trauma, breaking that cycle of toxic behaviours so that you don't continue them with your own kids and even advice about cutting off toxic family members!

she clearly maintains a "friendship" with babs for research purposes - and will hopefully be a great resource and support for the Es as they grow up, navigating their own childhood experiences of exploitation by their narcissistic bully of a mother, especially if they do decide to cut contact with her.

her account quite literally describes babs and her relationship with the Es - but as always with babs, she won't use it as inspiration to address her toxic behaviour there is no doubt in my mind that she is using the Conway family as a case study!

 

[Boblebob]

wait, WHAT?! suddenly it all makes sense as to why the woman behind the Toby and Roo IG account is "friends" with babs! listening to her on the podcast, I wasn't aware that she has a whole separate IG account called "unfollowing mum", all about her experiences of growing up with a narcissistic mother, talking about healing from childhood trauma, breaking that cycle of toxic behaviours so that you don't continue them with your own kids and even advice about cutting off toxic family members!

she clearly maintains a "friendship" with babs for research purposes - and will hopefully be a great resource and support for the Es as they grow up, navigating their own childhood experiences of exploitation by their narcissistic bully of a mother, especially if they do decide to cut contact with her.

her account quite literally describes babs and her relationship with the Es - but as always with babs, she won't use it as inspiration to address her toxic behaviour there is no doubt in my mind that she is using the Conway family as a case study!

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She is basically another instamum twat abs also her daughter is her fav.

 

[Clare]

I would respect her a lot more if she actually showed a useful swimming costume reel, with pieces that fit, are tasteful in cut for her shape, have a nice design. None of the cupshe costumes fit those 3 basic criteria. Just taking the money and running as usual. She hasn’t got a great figure but decent swimsuits are available to flatter her better, wish she would try harder.

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Firstly this is not a backflip, it's a front flip thick

Secondly the comments on her reel are

How dare you criticise me I'm kween babs & will not acknowledge your comment with a response

Was the babette blind ?? - babs response - oops rumbled they were all too small but I'm not telling you what size I ordered(size 22) that would be far too helpful

Can't be fucked to find out I'm too lazy to google it despite the fact I spend my whole life googling things

Amazing English as per - NONE we too big as they were all too SMALL

 

[Jossstickjunky]

How she wishes she was slimmer and sexy instead of fat and frumpy! It's in your own hands Bab. Just don't expect the rest of us to join in with your delusions.

 

[Booklover]

I want to know what "Liverpool fun" Ste and Ethan got up to! Prove me wrong babs that they didn't just sit in a car waiting for you and the golden child to have filmed enough content!

Hanging about in Knutsford Services? How thrilling!

 

[Jade33]

Eye bleach is required after being subjected to those photos of her in swimming costumes this morning. The halterneck style is appalling on her as offers zero support to her 'cracking rack', which seems to have taken up residence in her armpits and on her waist. (Well where her waist should be if she actually had one!)
At least in the ruched costume they're covered up so nobody gets an eyeful.

Poor Ste with his Dominos and Subway for Father's Day, as she can't be bothered to cook him something. He didn't even get the whole cookie and churro to himself if she's able to rate them out of ten she must have been eating them too.

The ruched one was so tight it didn't look ruched!