Brummy Mummy #156 She’s even more of a mega twit this year and we’re only a few days in

[shazbev]

Stephen, just give her a hard shag will you, ffs! She needs an orgasm desperately.

Stephen and hard shag hilarious

 

[Jackso]

Aww the smallest violin in the worlds strings have snapped
I’m gonna piss my pants with laughter at that shy and retiring video of hi it’s me please don’t be horrible to me!
Also the toddlers are upgraded from coco melon to big bang theory what next silent witness

 

[Clare]

Stephen and hard shag hilarious

A little bit of vom just crept up my throat

 

[justlurking2345]

If this dumb witch ruins TBBT for me, I swear to god

 

[shazbev]

If this dumb witch ruins TBBT for me, I swear to god

Don't worry, she'll watch 1 episode, realise it's beyond her intellectual wit and declare it rubbish... No way can it compete with bored fuckwits of shits ville county!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Imagine earning all of that money by selling your kids privacy out online and not even having a house big enough for the entire family to be able to comfortably watch the tele

 

[coconochanel]

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Imagine earning all of that money by selling your kids privacy out online and not even having a house big enough for the entire family to be able to comfortably watch the tele

Thats because the tv is too big for that hobbit room

 

[Boredofgrey]

…….front room too small for telly…….kitchen too small for fridge……..owner too big for clothes ……..hmmm there’s a theme here?

 

[Allthecakes]

Reeling out all the sympathy today. Well, trying to. Someone must have a better-than-hello-fresh AD incoming

 

[Deedeedum]

The dog has a better view of the TV than poor old droopy balls!!

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

The dog has a better view of the TV than poor old droopy balls!!

He doesn't need to see the telly to swipe through grindr.

 

[Mingles1001]

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

I’m pretty sure she did a reel like that before… anyone else remember?

 

[Helmac79]

Aww the smallest violin in the worlds strings have snapped
I’m gonna piss my pants with laughter at that shy and retiring video of hi it’s me please don’t be horrible to me!
Also the toddlers are upgraded from coco melon to big bang theory what next silent witness

Its a masterpiece in passive agression . It was the little eyebrow raise at the end which she's done before as a "duck you!" to tattle

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Emma if you don’t want to know you’re a twit just stop reading here. We’ve all given you some excellent advice to improve your health, relationship, friendships and children’s lives and so much more but you’ve never taken it on board so just duck off and keep reading the babettes praise and nothing else.

 

[Pumpkinspice returns]

My god what a bleeping mess of a human she is.
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We’ve all known this for a while but sometimes it just hits again!

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Don't her moronic babettes ever wonder where all this judgement is coming from? Her page is an echo chamber, she deletes any comments she perceives as remotely negative, but churns out these "poor me, stroke my ego" reels periodically, so don't they ever think "I've never seen anybody say anything about her coat" etc? She's been doomscrolling here again and it's really bothering her.
Emma, everything said about you here is the truth. You can't handle it, you're well and truly a first class passenger on the feel sorry for myself train currently.

We don't troll you, we discuss you, here - from your yellow receding hair, big fat gross earlobes, massive nose, not-cracking rack, gunt, right down to your swollen cankles and inflated toes.

"Nanny San, welp! Tattle 🛍 are being mean about meeeeeeee".

Call whine one one for a waaaaambulance
Sap.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

so in terms of the haul and the valentine's tat she's bought the kids, they both got. a basket to dump all the junk "gifts" in, both got a card, stickers, a face mask, love heart sweets to share and a bag of heart-shape haribo each - then Ethan got some random plastic toy while Erin got a pair of fluffy socks, a dupe jellycat plushie, a new duvet cover and a fleecy blanket - plus the strawberry cushion babs treated her to in her last haul. but just to remind you all that babs does NOT have a favourite child - she treats them both equally, even down to the exact amount she spends on gifts.

i also imagine Erin is going to regret going along with the cookie decorating kit babs bought as a birthday party activity for her and her friend - especially giving the impression she enjoyed it, when it's far more likely she did it just to keep the peace as she didn't want babs to throw a strop when her friend was there, as now Babs has announced that it was a toddler activity Erin LOVED, hence she has bought another set for the kiddos to do on Valentines day - DURING THEIR BREAKFAST DATE?!

and the usual crap about how they're all still drinking hot chocolates in the Conway house, thus marshmallows were a necessity - yet again, forgetting that she has repeatedly said the kids both hate hot chocolate, so it is only babs drinking it. and talking of hot cock, did she ever try out that velvetiser, or is it yet another unused kitchen appliance collecting dust?!

as for her announcement that Sharky "doesn't like romance", i'm willing to bet that it is far more that he doesn't like romance that involves babs. if he had the opportunity to spend Valentines with his true love George, i imagine heartfelt gifts, a single red rose, and a handwritten card filled with declarations of true love, a meal out, an evening of rose petals and oils and candles - where they stay up far later than 8.30pm, potentially cuddle up together ON THE SAME SOFA or share a bath - followed by a night of private parts action #bitrude

 

[Loopybird69]

I mean, that's pretty much what I'm about to do,,,, but I honestly don't care!
I'm a genuine Follower of an Instagram account who "appears" to be falsifying information that is "apparently" from them I'm not asking them to tell me anything I don't already know, just to carefully check who they're dealing with

You’re a better person than me. I’d just ask if wtf are we doing supporting a known DA who is ruining her kids lives with child exploitation.

 

[Behelzabobs]

so in terms of the haul and the valentine's tat she's bought the kids, they both got. a basket to dump all the junk "gifts" in, both got a card, stickers, a face mask, love heart sweets to share and a bag of heart-shape haribo each - then Ethan got some random plastic toy while Erin got a pair of fluffy socks, a dupe jellycat plushie, a new duvet cover and a fleecy blanket - plus the strawberry cushion babs treated her to in her last haul. but just to remind you all that babs does NOT have a favourite child - she treats them both equally, even down to the exact amount she spends on gifts.

i also imagine Erin is going to regret going along with the cookie decorating kit babs bought as a birthday party activity for her and her friend - especially giving the impression she enjoyed it, when it's far more likely she did it just to keep the peace as she didn't want babs to throw a strop when her friend was there, as now Babs has announced that it was a toddler activity Erin LOVED, hence she has bought another set for the kiddos to do on Valentines day - DURING THEIR BREAKFAST DATE?!

and the usual crap about how they're all still drinking hot chocolates in the Conway house, thus marshmallows were a necessity - yet again, forgetting that she has repeatedly said the kids both hate hot chocolate, so it is only babs drinking it. and talking of hot cock, did she ever try out that velvetiser, or is it yet another unused kitchen appliance collecting dust?!

as for her announcement that Sharky "doesn't like romance", i'm willing to bet that it is far more that he doesn't like romance that involves babs. if he had the opportunity to spend Valentines with his true love George, i imagine heartfelt gifts, a single red rose, and a handwritten card filled with declarations of true love, a meal out, an evening of rose petals and oils and candles - where they stay up far later than 8.30pm, potentially cuddle up together ON THE SAME SOFA or share a bath - followed by a night of private parts action #bitrude

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There is a thing on tik tok where they say

“ what was a weird thing you experienced as a child that someone thought was normal”

I can imagine Erin’s friend writing “ my mate said her mum got her loads of valentine stuff and made her and her brother a valentines breakfast and filmed it”