Brummy Mummy #156 She’s even more of a mega twit this year and we’re only a few days in

[Behelzabobs]

Am I going mad, or didn't she say that she stopped the talking pit stories because nobody liked them and they didn't watch the rest of her stories? And now she's saying that she found speaking on her stories hard because of the perimenopause, so that's why she stopped?
A classic babs' rewriting of history, no?!

You are not mad I was thinking the same she said she wasn’t talking because people preferred it when she kept her big gob shut next thing it’s the menopause

I think someone should notify the medical board that peri menopause and full blown menopause symptoms also cause blatant lying

 

[Stich2020]

I am starting to think that Babs is aiming to single-handedly save our economy by buying out all the sticky notes and notepads only to never use them again and store in her hobbit house instead.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Not surprised this one’s never been used…

 

[shazbev]

The story about her post its , if I didn't know any better, I'd have thought a 5 year old was showing off their collection. It'll be a sodding pen collection story next. Go on Bab, prove you read here and display your writing implements-I dare you .

 

[Forthegramster]

Oh we do think you’re a Emma, and we do say it behind your back here on Tattle as you can’t block and delete those here can you? But you’re also not keen on Tattle either are you?!
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I absolutely bleeping hate those those I am Emma reels her face is so smug.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I absolutely bleeping hate those those I am Emma reels her face is so smug.

Same!
Who the actual duck does she think she is!?

And what's funny is, a year from now she'll be posting about how wobbly & anxious she felt a year ago and couldnt get out of bed for 3 days!

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

She's just disgusting. Shove a Daim bar up your bum?? Why does she think this is funny? Is she 5? She obviously finds herself hilarious. Why would she have any new followers? What interesting stuff has she posted that people might search for like Home decor/fitness/meal planning/ cleaning motivation etc? No nothing just posts endless wittering and vlogs about hauls of crap from crap shops.

Honestly HOW does this woman still manage to make the money she does? Its just ridiculous. She is utterly rubbish at her job. Can't spell or use grammar, isn't funny, posts nothing of interest, has no USP, literally nothing going for her- she's a fat ugly liar with awful hair and awful fashion sense and yet she makes thousands every year?!!!

I can only assume it's fat fingers when people are scrolling through insta reels. The amount of times I see a reel of something completely random and notice in the corner it says followed by "husband's name" and I'll ask him why he's following some random Turkish teen giving advice on how to play the recorder and he's like "I dunno, didn't know I did" .

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Not surprised this one’s never been used…
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You beat me to it you clever cowbag , I was going to add no wonder the budget planner pad is still unused when she spaffs every penny on tat day in day out , I bet she’s got budget planners , budget sheets the lot and all covered in bastard cobwebs ….. bleep
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The story about her post its , if I didn't know any better, I'd have thought a 5 year old was showing off their collection. It'll be a sodding pen collection story next. Go on Bab, prove you read here and display your writing implements-I dare you .

Prepared to be blown away by zebra pens aplenty and highlighters of every colour and at least three of each one

 

[yellow_daisies]

Disgusting stories from the pit this morning - urgh she's so agressive and as usual juvenile and crass, 'shove a meatball in your gob and a daim bar up your bum' - do grow up!.... can't she think of anything else to say pathetic !

Anyway she's off to Ikea to spend even. More . Money after just blowing a load on Valentine's Day. Am I unusual in not celebrating valentines we may get each other a card but I have categorically never bought him or children a load of tat - don't really get it - just why ???

She's probably just described someone's actual fantasy
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You are not mad I was thinking the same she said she wasn’t talking because people preferred it when she kept her big gob shut next thing it’s the menopause

I think someone should notify the medical board that peri menopause and full blown menopause symptoms also cause blatant lying

And, if the original reason given was just a cover, have the guts to say so.

 

[shazbev]

You most certainly do Bab and it's not confined to your post its! Where to start eh?

 

[DLPJG]

Urgh, I just reluctantly watched the Valentine's haul vlog as I couldn't believe she'd really bought ALL that stuff, but she did!

I haven't watched her vlogs in a while - that was hard going. She was so manic and disorganised when speaking at the beginning I could hardly understand her.

Call me weird but I find spending so much on unnecessary rubbish grim, and depressing. Fine, if you must do something then maybe make a nice breakfast - you don't need fluffy socks, toys, stickers, sweets, and ANOTHER basket to put it all in. Oh, and the pyjamas. And the TWO duvet sets to add to the dozens you already have. AND more blankets (not for Ethan obvs).

She doesn't know what to get Stephen? Hey Emma, how about not succumbing to the endless consumerism just for once and not getting anything at all! I know, crazy right? Maybe, you could do what a lot of couples do and do something nice together. As a couple! Rather than throwing money at every single situation.

Oh, and instead of "teaching your kids that Valentine's Day isn't all about romantic love", maybe just explain to them that it's just a made-up event dreamt up by greetings card companies and you don't have to acknowledge it AT ALL if you don't want to!

And why, why??, is it somehow now a life-goal to accumulate dozens of notebooks and pads that you know you'll never use?!? Some of those fancy ones will have cost at least £10 each - it's just endless money down the drain and with the world's resources already stretched it makes me feel sick.

 

[coconochanel]

Why did she buy more masks when she bought a load in the Xmas sales?

 

[kizzy]

…….front room too small for telly…….kitchen too small for fridge……..owner too big for clothes ……..hmmm there’s a theme here?

Main bedroom too small for Ste to sleep in, even though the Yellow One tries to convince us he does.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Urgh, I just reluctantly watched the Valentine's haul vlog as I couldn't believe she'd really bought ALL that stuff, but she did!

I haven't watched her vlogs in a while - that was hard going. She was so manic and disorganised when speaking at the beginning I could hardly understand her.

Call me weird but I find spending so much on unnecessary rubbish grim, and depressing. Fine, if you must do something then maybe make a nice breakfast - you don't need fluffy socks, toys, stickers, sweets, and ANOTHER basket to put it all in. Oh, and the pyjamas. And the TWO duvet sets to add to the dozens you already have. AND more blankets (not for Ethan obvs).

She doesn't know what to get Stephen? Hey Emma, how about not succumbing to the endless consumerism just for once and not getting anything at all! I know, crazy right? Maybe, you could do what a lot of couples do and do something nice together. As a couple! Rather than throwing money at every single situation.

Oh, and instead of "teaching your kids that Valentine's Day isn't all about romantic love", maybe just explain to them that it's just a made-up event dreamt up by greetings card companies and you don't have to acknowledge it AT ALL if you don't want to!

And why, why??, is it somehow now a life-goal to accumulate dozens of notebooks and pads that you know you'll never use?!? Some of those fancy ones will have cost at least £10 each - it's just endless money down the drain and with the world's resources already stretched it makes me feel sick.

Oh no not another couples spa day please for the love of god no more swimsuit shots/ scone debates/ Ste in trunks

 

[Mingles1001]

Oh no not another couples spa day please for the love of god no more swimsuit shots/ scone debates/ Ste in trunks

Oh yes I love a game of Babs Bingo -

Eyes down looking (at your cracking rack ) ……

I don’t do massages/last year i didn’t have the confidence to wear this swimsuit/authentic me/this man loves shorts/a woman thought I was a teenager/selfie in the changing room mirror

HOBBIT HOUSE!

 

[zebby]

Why did she buy more masks when she bought a load in the Xmas sales?

When you have at least 2 faces you need a lot of maskage.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Well we know Wet Claire has frequented here in the past, who remembers her having a go at me during Fajita Gate

 

[shazbev]

When you have at least 2 faces you need a lot of maskage.

Or 6 chins

 

[Baboff]

Surely to God no-one encouraged her to start showing her face and speaking on her morning stories. I can't watch them - can almost smell her through the screen the dirty teat.
Her content is dire and her reels are bleeping shocking surely to god her career online is over

 

[Loopybird69]

I know people at BCH charity office, I can be subtle
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Emma, you only need to scroll back on your YouTube to see when you last went to IKEA because like every other dull boring thing you do, YOU bleeping FILMED IT YOU twit!

Subtle is not on my nature. So I bow down to you