yet another bargain shop haul with babs showing off her excessive spending on utter tat.
and how is Valentines day "so early this year"?! it's always the same date ffs.
genuinely feel sorry for the kiddo's that not only is babs planning the usual brother/sister valentines breakfast "date", but that it is during half term so they won't even have leaving for school as an exc to escape the cringe photoshoot and Erin in particular will then have to return to school utterly humiliated knowing that babs has plastered photos of her having a "date" with her younger brother for all her classmates to see. i genuinely hope this is the year the kids rebel and refuse to participate, as babs has a full on mummy meltdown, thowing pink pancakes and love heart sweets across the kitchen, before stomping out and the Es having to call Sharky to race home from work on his bike to lie on her on the shower while she weeps.
and finally, when she is showing the clothes in poundland - "such a cute Valentines day coat!" she truly lives in a whole different universe. even at "only" £8, I can guarantee that no parent is buying their child a heart patterned coat to wear *just* for valentines day. sure, they may buy their kid a cute pink coat, but they are obvs gonna expect them to wear it on a regular basis. Just because babs has multiple heart-print and Valentine themed jumpers that she whips out once a year - the majority of people aren't able to throw away hundreds of pounds each week buying utter tat. I wish she would read the
bleeping room.