Wtf is the phrase "not to pump my own tyres"?
More like not to pump my own arse up x
Wtf is the phrase "not to pump my own tyres"?
These hope house pictures just write themselves really.
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He makes my vagina slam shut, and disappear into my body like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin.He is utterly bleeping vile
He makes my vagina dryer than the mouth of someone at a Jacob’s cream cracker eating competition.He makes my vagina slam shut, and disappear into my body like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin.
He makes my vagina dryer than the mouth of someone at a Jacob’s cream cracker eating competition.
Imagine being 30, unemployed and proud of that. Have some ambition in your life, some drive, get up and go. You useless orange bollocked lump.
All about the angles, don’t think she’s lost any weight.
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That's probably one of her best outfits she wore this year. She'll never let go of tucking her shirts or jumpers but at least she looks her age (if I don't look at her face and mop hair). The bar is in hell. Would have swapped the round neck tee with a V one and one of the same lenght as her cardigan.
She should adopt high waisted shaping underwear. I love mine and now they make them comfy now. They aren't magical but they help!