I don't live a million miles from Brogan and the other evening, I saw a man out in that spirit jersey of Benji's - you know, the white one with the red and yellow colour blocking? For a moment, I thought it was Benji because there can't be two men around here willing to wear that out in public. He was with a small child of about three and for a moment, I wondered if it was possible that they had a kid and had just managed to keep it off social media - it's amazing the things people can hide when they want to. But 1) it wasn't Benji and 2) surely, surely, even Brogan would draw the line at going off on the world cruise leaving a small child behind for three months. (Who am I kidding? Of course she'd leave it behind for that long!)