Boss_Mummy_Sale #23 Plenty Of Cash For Tan Of The Fox, But Nothing Left For Sienna’s Lunchbox

[HMC]

At this stage is she finally gonna admit that these bodge-it builders have completely wrecked her house??

Who ever would have suspected that would happen hey

 

[missmissy123]

Nice ripped wallpaper in the landing too!! That'll be another room to be redone...

 

[alliwantistruth]

Ahahahaha. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person

Amazing . I wanna know if she just got speed awareness course, or points and a fine? Does she say?

 

[Dandylion1]

What a surprise scott is away so there is a drama she can’t parent on her own so goes shopping for herself

 

[Lozza85]

Amazing . I wanna know if she just got speed awareness course, or points and a fine? Does she say?

No she doesn’t say, it was just a pic and I struggle to listen to her speaking with that bloody fake lisp

 

[Poppetta83]

I can’t work out what she does with her tongue at the start…

I don’t know but it makes me irrationally angry

 

[Booboo17]

Why did she get Ella to remove a snail from her bathroom? And why does she have to film it?

 

[ttg111]

Why did she get Ella to remove a snail from her bathroom? And why does she have to film it?

Did you hear Ella say “you made this sound a lot more dramatic?”

 

[Matisse182]

Did you hear Ella say “you made this sound a lot more dramatic?”

Which just shows that either its all false for the gram or she's pathetic

 

[cill2019]

Guys I need a door step delivery my wee one ended up in A&E yesterday after banging his head. I didn’t instagram it or checkin on Facebook so I know it didn’t really happen but I love haribos if anyone wants to drop some off

 

[ttg111]

Guys I need a door step delivery my wee one ended up in A&E yesterday after banging his head. I didn’t instagram it or checkin on Facebook so I know it didn’t really happen but I love haribos if anyone wants to drop some off

Have you tried rubbing your hands all over your dirty face and then crying? Also for future reference please refer back to this day every year from now using timehop and wishing your dead grandparents were around to make no difference to the situation.


Seriously though hope you’re ok x

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Well it’s Friday! Will she buy herself flowers and wine and pretend SNH brings them home for her after yet more dramas! You know as he is perfect
Thread title: Drama lama ding dong- oh it’s another doorstep delivery !

 

[Gennie19]

Guys I need a door step delivery my wee one ended up in A&E yesterday after banging his head. I didn’t instagram it or checkin on Facebook so I know it didn’t really happen but I love haribos if anyone wants to drop some off

You could pop to b&m (despite never having any ‘me’ time) buy yourself some Haribo and then put them on your doorstep and next time you open your front door you can act surprised and think one of us trolls has dropped them there for you. Oh and don’t forget to post to Insta.

Just like when Mr Bean sent himself a Christmas card. Or when BM bought herself some haribo yesterday and dropped them at her own door and assumed they were for her and not the kids.

 

[josie2000]

No, no you are not getting there. How can it look so frazzled so quickly.

 

[ohdoris]

Did you hear Ella say “you made this sound a lot more dramatic?”

She must be absolutely EXHAUSTING to live with. Imagine being an almost 40 year old & filming absolutely everything for your “fans” it’s very odd, immature & attention seeking behaviour. It just screams that’s she’s unhappy & desperate for validation & likes from strangers.

 

[cill2019]

If you were going a certain amount over the speed limit you can go on a speed awareness course and pay £30 I think. You don’t get points on your licence. Or you pay £100 and take three points. If you’ve already done a speed awareness in the last five years you have to pay £100 and take three points. If you are going over 100 mph on the motorway you have to do a different course. If you plead not guilty you have to go to court.

I was caught doing 47 in a 30. Genuinely didn’t even realise I was in a 30! I got £60 fine and 3pts. Not even the option of SA course
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Have you tried rubbing your hands all over your dirty face and then crying? Also for future reference please refer back to this day every year from now using timehop and wishing your dead grandparents were around to make no difference to the situation.


Seriously though hope you’re ok x

Thanks luv! Yes all fine. Slipped and whacked their head on the doorframe. Absolute beauty of a lump on the noggin

 

[Hastaggifted]

Jesus christ.

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Of course she had bubbles

 

[Seenandheard]

Is she not embarrassed that these people have to come rushing to her aid. She’s nearly forty an she can’t cope with even one minor irritation. Ever single time it’s like the world is ending. Feel sorry for those kids must be like living with a ticking time bomb

 

[Pivot]

Funny cos I thought she was a boss mummy Maybe time for a name change! (useless alcoholic shite mummy gets my vote)