Boss_Mummy_Sale #23 Plenty Of Cash For Tan Of The Fox, But Nothing Left For Sienna’s Lunchbox

[alliwantistruth]

Not to be a pedantic bleep but I'm sure that's a kettlebell not a dumbell, HOWEVER almost makes it worse as shes using 2 hands for the what, 2/3kg weight? (Also question gals - not sure if this is gym wanker "science" that I read somewhere but does alcohol does something to stop muscle gain/metabolises it? Or am I making that up lol )

 

[Seenandheard]

She wants to wait till he’s 5/6 an he thinks he’s 16!!!! He’s prob had the most boring day stuck inside while she follows the builders round or being dragged round tk max for endless tit

 

[Hastaggifted]

We knew it!!

 

[agblobmsmy]

That hairstyle definitely back fired then. Thinks she so on trend asking for it and now look

 

[scotinstagal]

All she needs to do is set it with rollers.

Also the meltdown around siennas tablet! She’s 7 years old, you’re the parent, you should be looking after her belongings not the other way about. Xx

 

[Lozza85]

When my son was 3 he pushed waaaay more boundaries than aged 2.
This could be very fun to watch
I wonder if Q’s having a Halloween themed party again so all the adults have an excuse to have a piss up too

Same with my daughter, the terrible 2s are BS. The terrible 3s are a whole different level of pushing boundaries and stress. I can’t wait for this to unfold for boss twit

 

[longtimelurker86]

OH guys it just couldn’t have happened to a nicer bleep person . More damage - this time to someone’s bedroom (her old one, is this Ella’s room now!?)

And also, your child is SEVEN. YOU should be taking responsibility of where she leaves things but no no, ‘me time’ and wine is more important, clearly!!

 

[Poppetta83]

Oh look, SNH is away…

 

[Soyeah]

Why the hell would you even let your child take something so expensive outside anyway .

 

[Matisse182]

So much extra work that she doesn't have time for?! Why, because of the 60 hour weeks making up sht logos?

Here's what you do Georgie love, you play games with them, then they'll be contented with a bit of tv while you cook the dinner (put fish fingers in oven and microwave beans, takes slightly longer than opening the olive jar). Oh and hold off the wine until after 4pm.

 

[Lozza85]

Ahahahaha. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person

 

[dizzydummy]

Awwwww diddums caught speeding!
She can count herself lucky she wasn’t pulled over and breathalysed!

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

I thought it was going to be a letter saying her council tax had gone up due to the loft conversion wonder if building control have signed off on Bodgit Builders are us extension?

 

[grumpygrotts1987]

AVEC DOORSTOP DELIVERY …..

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

AVEC DOORSTOP DELIVERY …..

Cough * bollocks!

 

[redlorry_yellowlorry]

AVEC DOORSTOP DELIVERY …..

Why do people leave tit on her doorstep? Surely the ‘school mum’ could have passed her the sweets this afternoon at pick up

 

[ttg111]

Are the doorstep sweets not supposed to be for the poor children she was probably screaming at during her school run meltdown?

 

[Matisse182]

Maybe its because she's an even bigger baby than the giant baby! Pity they didn't leave her a gobstopper.

 

[Burda]

That doorstep delivery didn't happen did it

 

[Catlady1]

So they sent a new one under the warranty to replace the other one that only worked plugged in. And the new one was left out in the rain. Oh dear tit happens. I normally like to practice empathy but not with her. Give S your phone to play on tit Mum and give the world a break from your pity party posting.
Does she really expect people to feel sorry for her with the speeding fine. You were speeding love. It’s dangerous. You could have killed someone. Tough on you !!