Bex Wolfnsunflowers #11 Hopefully you'll have time to finish your book now, Bex!

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Bex has had just about every advantage it’s possible to have - middle class, educated parents that are still together. Excellent education opportunities, she is white/British. And raised in an area that is not deprived, during a time of a government that still had a focus on child support, such as SureStart, breakfast clubs, swimming lessons at school, local libraries with generous opening hours…and so on.

Whenever I come across content bemoaning the poor souls either resorting to low level criminal behaviour due to the exact opposite of above, or immigrants both stealing our jobs and our benefits and housing simultaneously- I think of Bex, her poor parenting being medicalised and her own invisible disabilities ensuring she has a benefits package amounting to a nigh on £30k salary, to keep her in the manner she is accustomed to in her three bed house with big garden in a nice village. And it’s not enough - she had her internet begging bowl out in the regular, as well as the book scam.

No wonder she needs medication to get to sleep.
 
Well - look what the cat dragged in. Jack Monroe playbook chapter eleventy.

Shouldn’t this be on Bex Bites? Ridiculous.
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Chopped up some veg

Tested water

Not back properly. Actual 🤡.
 

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FlashBoof said:
Well - look what the cat dragged in. Jack Monroe playbook chapter eleventy.

Shouldn’t this be on Bex Bites? Ridiculous.
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Chopped up some veg

Tested water

Not back properly. Actual 🤡.
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'Fell back in love with food'.
How sweet. I'm sure her backers will be delighted to hear she's deigned to dip her toe back into what she promised three years ago 🥰
 
"Cook book" "author" "tests water" by crumbling feta and cubing an out of season avocado. "Falls back in love with food." Now, THIS is apology and accountability.
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Jelly Bean said:
'Fell back in love with food'.
How sweet. I'm sure her backers will be delighted to hear she's deigned to dip her toe back into what she promised three years ago 🥰
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Haha twins. Snap. Hive mind. BESTIE!
 
I got a bit upset for a sec there with people other than ME being besties but I’ve decided it’s ok, we are all besties here.
Speaking of which, I was thinking the other day I’m surprised Bex hasn’t jumped on the polyamory train yet. Sexually “progressive” boundaryless people seem to absolutely love it. Then I realised she struggles to hold down one relationship at a time so maybe it’s not for her. If her and Naandrew are looking for a 3rd (wouldn’t put it past them to get a sex maid, he gets threesomes and she gets to “be bisexual”) I would like to preemptively opt myself strongly out.
 
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Traazers said:
I got a bit upset for a sec there with people other than ME being besties but I’ve decided it’s ok, we are all besties here.
Speaking of which, I was thinking the other day I’m surprised Bex hasn’t jumped on the polyamory train yet. Sexually “progressive” boundaryless people seem to absolutely love it. Then I realised she struggles to hold down one relationship at a time so maybe it’s not for her. If her and Naandrew are looking for a 3rd (wouldn’t put it past them to get a sex maid, he gets threesomes and she gets to “be bisexual”) I would like to preemptively opt myself strongly out.
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The idea of Bex with a sex maid is really too much, unless the sex maid is an Accountability Maid and can somehow get that brochure put to bed. LOL. Put to bed. Hilarity and wit.
 
ahkrin said:
Matthew Z has cancelled his pledge - good for him!
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Let's see if she actually stands by what she said about refunding anyone who asks. Might have to skip a few nail appointments Bex...
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Traazers said:
I got a bit upset for a sec there with people other than ME being besties but I’ve decided it’s ok, we are all besties here.
Speaking of which, I was thinking the other day I’m surprised Bex hasn’t jumped on the polyamory train yet. Sexually “progressive” boundaryless people seem to absolutely love it. Then I realised she struggles to hold down one relationship at a time so maybe it’s not for her. If her and Naandrew are looking for a 3rd (wouldn’t put it past them to get a sex maid, he gets threesomes and she gets to “be bisexual”) I would like to preemptively opt myself strongly out.
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I think the biggest problem would be that she doesn't do sharing. She's just utterly selfish. So she's going to be stuck between wanting to be perceived as a sexy woman-who-likes-women, but doesn't actually want even the risk of Naandrew looking at some less wonky boobies and making a run for it.
 
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ahkrin said:
Matthew Z has cancelled his pledge - good for him!
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This surely proves that Pokemon bellend was not, in fact, Matthew Z?

didisaythatoutloudoops said:
Let's see if she actually stands by what she said about refunding anyone who asks. Might have to skip a few nail appointments Bex...
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I think the biggest problem would be that she doesn't do sharing. She's just utterly selfish. So she's going to be stuck between wanting to be perceived as a sexy woman-who-likes-women, but doesn't actually want even the risk of Naandrew looking at some less wonky boobies and making a run for it.
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Very good point. Boundaryless, yes, insecure, also yes.
 
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