Becky Reynolds #4 Like a Beck out of Hell, JP'll be Gone Before The Morning Coooomes

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if you constantly wear stretchy clothes like Becky does the weight gain is easy to ignore as her clothes still 'fit' she'd be in for a big shock if she had to find non-stretchy things to haul
but then again, she edits videos of herself and sees her full body more often than most so idk why she still sees herself as a size 24

She seems to have two techniques to get around this. She always orders one item that is either extremely stretchy, oversized or just a super loose fit. Sometimes it's in a 22/24 - like in the Yours haul - so in her mind she goes 'well I must be a 22/24 if I can fit into this, I just size up for everything else for comfort' (her favourite line). Or, she orders an item she thinks will run big (like the black bin bag dress this time - which is a 32/34) so she can think to herself 'oh well I'm definitely NOT a 32/34 because this item swamps me!!'.

She just plays mental gymnastics with herself all day long. Add her delusion and narcissism to that too, and what she sees in the mirror is a hot airport girlfriend babe who is probably a size 6 but picks up a size 30 for comfort, guys!!
 
Is she going bald? Certainly looks like she’s inherited Mummy Wend’s hairline
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Saying she wont leave the house now until after Christmas?! A month away! Im sure she wasnt 100% serious, but she’s so unfit clearly because she rarely does leave the house.
Then she says this month is just so busy for her, doing what if youre mostly at home festering in this mess?

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This was the state she lived in when she was trying to rent out her room before moving back home in 2020. https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/bermondsey/15404156

I think what makes it worst for me is that everybody cleans/spruces up before pictures are taken. So that's her idea of a spotlessly clean and tidy room - one you'd put on camera. Imagine what it would be like day-to-day.

And what a weird vlog - she's very shirty about what it is she's up to. 'Dropping her friends off at the station' - what friends? And she had to cancel her 'wrapping live' because she's got non-refundable tickets... but no mention of JP. She's very hush hush about it all. Has our Becks found a new feeder to be her Christmas beau? She could be sleeping with half of Souffhamptun and JP wouldn't care at this point, so maybe.

Otherwise, three chocolate stirrers, three bags of crisps, a Turkey feast dip, four mince pies, and stodgy bread and cheese. She then complains that the ENTIRE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD she's having for her dinner is going to take 'a long time' to cook - 35 minutes. Stay classy, Becks.

And she's not buying comments, she swears!!

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Anyone sing this like The 12 Days of Christmas? All that’s missing is the ‘And no engagement ring’!

Otherwise, three chocolate stirrers, three bags of crisps, a Turkey feast dip, four mince pies, and stodgy bread and cheese. She then complains that the ENTIRE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD she's having for her dinner is going to take 'a long time' to cook - 35 minutes. Stay classy, Becks.

And she's not buying comments, she swears!!

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So obvs her brother and his family don't watch her vlogs, she showed the chocolate stirrers for her niece and the broken mug for her brother, last of the big spenders at a couple of quid.
Spent plenty on herself though.... also the calendar up behind her has nuffing on it for the munff of December.

Two very, very good points... she can waddle around with a Chanel wallet on a chain all she wants, but this behaviour screams cheap. And the calendar is so telling.

As for New Look, it is 'fastly' her favourite because she can squeeze her gunt into a roomy, stretchy, oversized 24. That does a lot for her ego.

Although naughty New Look for making that Mr Smee top a size too small. Becky shouldn't be in a 26 of course, but it had loads of room, I swear. And the Pat Butcher coat - if she sat down with it done up, the buttons would pop off so ferociously she'd be done for first degree murder. But that's New Look's fault of course. Our skinny queen is a size 6 really, if clothing sizes were RIGHT.
 
Today's vlog a TEMU sponsored load of crap and potential landfill items. She's into colouring and has bought a colouring book and also some Dolls house stickers. In every vlog she has to refer to Tik Tok at some point. She got 2 items of clothing, no mention of what size she got and the chocolate coloured jumper she's wearing that she loves is too short imo.
 
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