Becky Reynolds #4 Like a Beck out of Hell, JP'll be Gone Before The Morning Coooomes

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Does anyone else watch Beck’s cloving vlogs and think they must be looking at totally different cloves? Her latest offering had a sequin dress that was shapeless and made her look like a sack of 2p’s (her words and I actually agree), and then the lbd with the deep back that was definitely too big, she thought that a smaller size would make it sexy. The peplum top and sequin skirt I thought looked awful together, but our Becks loved it.
 
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so sexyyyy
 
A Del Boy-esque jewellery push from a woman who doesn't even wear her own engagement ring? You can't write this kind of comedy.

I think a lot of the 'problems' with her try-ons are hidden because she doesn't show how the item is actually meant to fit. That first jumper is stretchy, so she can physically get it on, but it is way too small for her. I thought it was a turtle-neck (and I liked it enough to look at it on H&M). Seeing it on the model in comparison is just crazy. Her neck and shoulder fat, considering her breathlessness, should scare her.

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And we've got definite confirmation that she can't brush the back of her head. The deep-back dress doesn't work because it's meant to sit on the shoulders and hang loosely down, but her gut is so large that in order to have it skim over, she needs a size that is bigger than her shoulders. She also looks like master should give Dobby a sock, but that's by the by.

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And just in case none of that has made you throw up your dinner, here's her unshaved beard caked in concealer. Black fwiiiiidaayyyy treat for us!

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Maybe she should forget the ring, it clearly didnt come in cumberland sausage size.
They can start a new trend and JP can wear a little cock ring instead.

I can’t get over how tight the H&M sweater is around her neck. She even blamed H&M not herself for scoffing a family size Lindt jar

Im dying at her thinking that her coworkers are gonna get too hot and bothered seeing her wearing a black sack dress.
 
She spent £175 on this h&m haul (would have been £140 if she just waited for black friday).
Yet everything looks bad on her.

It’s like she picks whatever looks good on the model and hopes for the best. 🙏 It’s obvious a sleeveless and backless shapeless shift dress would look terrible on her. It’s hard for most to pull off. How can’t she tell that?
Remember those tight bright tennis dresses that were aimed at skinny teen girls?
It’s like she’s playing fantasy dress up and then doesnt understand why it looks bad on her.
 
Tabia said:
I don't think she wears her ring anymore because it digs into her huge fat finger or perhaps he's changed his mind and dumped her 😂
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Don't fink he's dumped her but not wearing the ring when she's been hankering after it for so long, is baffling.
Maybe JP is waiting for all his Christmas presents before he does a runner.
I'm here wiff my 🍿 to see what he gets her.... mini candle anyone??
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zebby said:
I still believe he doesn’t fully understand what engaged means 😉
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You and me boff
 

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I will only believe it when I see an actual wedding. A lot of men give nagging girlfriend's a "shut the duck up ring" with absolutely zero intentions of getting wed. Then they're left heartbroken when they get dumped after wasting 10 years with a loser. I still believe this is the category their relationship is in. She turned up the heat because she's firty and everyone else is getting married
 
Tabitha said:
She spent £175 on this h&m haul (would have been £140 if she just waited for black friday).
Yet everything looks bad on her.

It’s like she picks whatever looks good on the model and hopes for the best. 🙏 It’s obvious a sleeveless and backless shapeless shift dress would look terrible on her. It’s hard for most to pull off. How can’t she tell that?
Remember those tight bright tennis dresses that were aimed at skinny teen girls?
It’s like she’s playing fantasy dress up and then doesnt understand why it looks bad on her.
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My absolute favourite fashion fail was the pink monstrosity with the huge bow that she got for a fiver from the ASOS sample sale I think it was. And the fact she wore it to her office Christmas lunch. All the other ladies were casually dressed in jeans and pretty tops and Big Becs was sat there looking like a big mound of pink custard 😂 Iconic!
 
MsMisfit said:
My absolute favourite fashion fail was the pink monstrosity with the huge bow that she got for a fiver from the ASOS sample sale I think it was. And the fact she wore it to her office Christmas lunch. All the other ladies were casually dressed in jeans and pretty tops and Big Becs was sat there looking like a big mound of pink custard 😂 Iconic!
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Are there any pics? 😅
 
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