Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

[ToolaRoola]

Since she stopped breast feeding and he started to go the childminder, she has never spent a full day alone with him.

Even the week Tommy went away, his mum and her friends came to stay.

He was with the nanny Tuesday, the in-laws had him at her house Wed and Thurs and then took him back to theirs for the weekend.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Since she stopped breast feeding and he started to go thr childminder, she has never spent a full day alone with him.

Even the week Tommy went away, his mum and her friends came to stay.

He was with the nanny Tuesday, the in-laws had him at her house Wed and Thurs and then took him back to theirs for the weekend.

Was that the week she also let slip that the Nanny’s older-teen or young adult daughter did a day too?

 

[willowtree2]

I bet she doesn’t even like plums! Who TF goes fruit picking without their kids Not for me personally.

 

[potatoface431]

She doesn’t put him to bed either remember cos she’s too boney, wtf does she actually do??

 

[D.W's Library Card]

She's got no sense of rhythm for someone who loves being behind the decks has she?!

 

[Chablis1]

She's got no sense of rhythm for someone who loves being behind the decks has she?!

Superb!

 

[Tank Girl]

She's got no sense of rhythm for someone who loves being behind the decks has she?!

None whatsoever. She always looks like she’s fake dancing to a different tune

 

[Toffeebythesea]

I'm telling you now. If I went plum picking with my newborn, who was cluster feeding, and my mate asked me to record 200 candid videos and pictures of me picking plums ill tell her to duck right off

 

[Ss-ldn]

Leaves her own child who she never spends any time with to hang out with a newborn cos they’re still tiny and cute
It’s not like Wiltshire is particularly close to Reading, pretty much the same distance as going back to Essex

 

[willowtree2]

Mummy didn’t take her plaits out before she went to bed last night

 

[Pollyanna263]

Can you imagine if someone had expected her to leave her bed and go fruit picking while she was in the cluster feeding phase??

 

[willowtree2]

Also if I was her friend I’d think why does she need to let her followers know about her new babies feeding habits? Why does it matter? Babies feed a lot. Focus on your own bleeping child… oh wait.

 

[DoctorFlocci]

As & when she announces her next pregnancy, I’m so bloody tempted to ask her if she’s going to rehome Alf, especially if it’s a girl.

 

[willowtree2]

Can you imagine if someone had expected her to leave her bed and go fruit picking while she was in the cluster feeding phase??

Can’t wait to see how she deals with a newborn out of lockdown and actually having to take them places

 

[Password4321]

I don’t understand why she wouldn’t want to get home to Alf, I enjoy time away from my two as much as the next mum but if it’s too long I physically crave them.

 

[Pollyanna263]

As & when she announces her next pregnancy, I’m so bloody tempted to ask her if she’s going to rehome Alf, especially if it’s a girl.

She’ll send him off with Snoop! Or, maybe as her parents got Snoop, Tommy’s parents get Alf?

 

[DoctorFlocci]

She’ll send him off with Snoop! Or, maybe as her parents got Snoop, Tommy’s parents get Alf?

Or maybe poor Alf will end up like her 3 cats, Ashley doesn’t even know where they are .

 

[ToolaRoola]

"I sacraficed a year of my life devoting my boobs to Alf, so when baby thumb came along, Alf decided to relocate to live with his bestie Snoop. He made this decision as he's been raised to be a gentleman and wants me to devote my next year of sacrafice to baby thumb to give her the same equal opportunity he had"

 

[Pollyanna263]

"I sacraficed a year of my life devoting my boobs to Alf, so when baby thumb came along, Alf decided to relocate to live with his bestie Snoop. He made this decision as he's been raised to be a gentleman and wants me to devote my next year of sacrafice to baby thumb to give her the same equal opportunity he had"

God I can actually see her posting that

 

[DoctorFlocci]

"I sacraficed a year of my life devoting my boobs to Alf, so when baby thumb came along, Alf decided to relocate to live with his bestie Snoop. He made this decision as he's been raised to be a gentleman and wants me to devote my next year of sacrafice to baby thumb to give her the same equal opportunity he had"

Far too much punctuation & correct spelling, also sentences that actually make sense. Couldn’t be all Ashley’s own work, she’d have required help to draft this.