Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

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Password4321 said:
I don’t understand why she wouldn’t want to get home to Alf, I enjoy time away from my two as much as the next mum but if it’s too long I physically crave them.
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We all need a break from motherhood! It’s bloody hard! A girly brunch here and there, even a cheeky night away with the husband on birthdays/anniversaries if we can, we need it and it makes us better parents, to take a few hours/night off and come back refreshed. but this woman is unbelievable. Wednesday she didn’t see him, Thursday he could shipped off to grandparents. It’s now Sunday. This is at least the 4th day she hasn’t spent any time with him. For no reason! Leave him and go DJ to phone chargers work for a day/night but come home! I’m sure she doesn’t have any quality time planned with him this coming week either. She’s disgusting.
 
I’m sure the friend was eternally grateful to take her cluster feeding newborn out and to fruit picking for Ashley’s photoshoot with herself. All while probably being told Ashley was so happy single but loves life now and even though the friend hates parenthood that will only last a year before it all gets better and you can leave them to get Botox
 
Ashley is the exact ‘just you wait’ friend you don’t want after having a baby.

“It took Alf a good 1.5 years to sleep through. Breastfeeding was tit and I had to stop seeing my mates and partying. I also sacrificed my DJ career but it’s so much better now cos he’s old enough to leave me for a whole week and after a year they can just go into kids clubs so you don’t have to worry about them. Lovely day x”
 
Where have them plums gone now? We all know she doesn’t eat and Alf only eats watermelon! What was the bleeping point in going plum picking? She is literally the most beige person ever!
Why does every single event in her life have to resort to her having a pissing photo shoot! Love how she got a photo of her bestie too.. oh wait
 
I think she picked the plums for the bestie who probably eats a varied diet and can actually cook.

There was no intention of bringing them home for Alf, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

On that note, I wouldn't be surprised if she's still at besties house and is coming home tomorrow when no balls is around to pick up Alf. (I'm assuming he is away as we know he's capable of looking after Alf alone from her Marbs trip)
 
what is with this ridiculous beef with the royal fam? 😂 Why does she think that suddenly if they stop accepting tax payers money we can all afford the energy bills over winter? She also has tit ton of cash in the bank yet pretends to be relatable like she’s going to struggle making ends meet this winter.

Thick as bleeping mince.
 

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ToolaRoola said:
I think she picked the plums for the bestie who probably eats a varied diet and can actually cook.

There was no intention of bringing them home for Alf, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

On that note, I wouldn't be surprised if she's still at besties house and is coming home tomorrow when no balls is around to pick up Alf. (I'm assuming he is away as we know he's capable of looking after Alf alone from her Marbs trip)
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Surprised she wanted to stay with a friend who has a newborn if they are waking throughout the night. How would she get her uninterrupted sleep and long lie in with a baby crying? Wouldn’t surprise me if she spent the day with her friend and slept in a hotel!
 
willowtree2 said:
what is with this ridiculous beef with the royal fam? 😂 Why does she think that suddenly if they stop accepting tax payers money we can all afford the energy bills over winter? She also has tit ton of cash in the bank yet pretends to be relatable like she’s going to struggle making ends meet this winter.

Thick as bleeping mince.
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GB News have a LOT of panellists, and they rotate them regularly. It’s in her interest to have a ‘controversial angle’ to stay interesting as a commentator to keep getting booked. Same reason Katie Hopkins, Lawrence Fox, Julia Hartley Brewer, Piers Morgan etc keep harping on about things that make no common sense and nobody really cares about - it gives them their soap box to stand on and it’s easy fodder for tit TV.

Sadly that’s Ashley’s level now she’s exhausted all of her other ‘skills’, this is her working harder than 90% of other people. I’d love to know who the other 10% are? Child minders presumably
 
hadtosayit88 said:
Surprised she wanted to stay with a friend who has a newborn if they are waking throughout the night. How would she get her uninterrupted sleep and long lie in with a baby crying? Wouldn’t surprise me if she spent the day with her friend and slept in a hotel!
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Oh I’m almost positive she would have stayed in a Hotel! I actually think she’s dialling into the fact that people aren’t relating to a ‘mother who doesn’t mother’ as she’s been a lot quieter on Instagram this weekend when she’s not had Alf. Before it would be a story of every aspect of her day, relishing that shes doing it baby free, and how wonderful it is.
not that she will change her ways, she never thinks she’s wrong. She will just likely be more sneaky with it.

Day 5 without Alf (for no reason) …. Let’s see when she decides to head back to see her poor child. She won’t be rushing I’m sure.
 
ketchupmayo17 said:
Oh I’m almost positive she would have stayed in a Hotel! I actually think she’s dialling into the fact that people aren’t relating to a ‘mother who doesn’t mother’ as she’s been a lot quieter on Instagram this weekend when she’s not had Alf. Before it would be a story of every aspect of her day, relishing that shes doing it baby free, and how wonderful it is.
not that she will change her ways, she never thinks she’s wrong. She will just likely be more sneaky with it.

Day 5 without Alf (for no reason) …. Let’s see when she decides to head back to see her poor child. She won’t be rushing I’m sure.
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No but you can guarantee she’ll film an over the top reunion (that’s her from every angle and you’ll be hard pushed to see Alf smile 😬🙈)
 
Today is Monday, she’s not seen her 1 year old since.. Thursday?? My 9 year old doesn’t even spend that long away from me when she’s at her dads. Absolutely have time away from your kids, let them stay with family, but he is away from her literally ALL THE TIME. I struggle to let my 18 mo stay at nanas at the weekend because I work in the week and cant wait for Saturday morning snuggles in bed, even if they are at 6am.
 
oceanblu said:
Remember when ash mentioned something about not feeling ready to leave Alf for a full week? Maybe this is the week she was talking about?!
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The fact she makes a ‘thing’ of not being ready to leave him for a week! Ummmm maybe because you’re not supposed to be comfortable leaving your young toddler for that long. There really are very few reasons for any parent to leave a child of any age for that long.

Do we think that her whole outlook on leaving her child regularly may come from the fact she went to boarding school and in her deluded mind she thinks its normal to be away from your child?
 
I think what she prattles on about saying she never wanted kids is true and she really, REALLY regrets having Alf. She tries to paint it like she embraces motherhood but really I think she absolutely loathes it. If she’s pregnant again (highly likely) it’s more for content and to prove to people, and maybe herself, that she’s happy with her “mum” title now.

Also I think we will get a massive post when she announces that she lost sooo much weight because of pregnant nausea and to never ask people about why they have lost weight etc etc etc etc etc…. but secretly she’ll be adoring the fact she is a skeleton and that people have noticed enough to comment.
 
Yeah was gonna say about that time she wondered whether he was ready to be left for a week. Wasn’t that when he was like 1? 😵‍💫 My 20mo is yet to leave me, let alone go on a sleepover with grandparents. I know he’d wake and think where the duck am I which breaks me. But 5 days away for 1 day DJing is ridiculous.

Im sure Alf has had a wonderful time actually, loads of food and love which is what he deserves. I look forward to the ‘trolls’ comments on her pregnancy announcement post 😂 She’ll blame covid for her feelings towards Alf. None of her fucked-upness whatsoever 🙄 Twatty narc.
 
willowtree2 said:
what is with this ridiculous beef with the royal fam? 😂 Why does she think that suddenly if they stop accepting tax payers money we can all afford the energy bills over winter? She also has tit ton of cash in the bank yet pretends to be relatable like she’s going to struggle making ends meet this winter.

Thick as bleeping mince.
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I bet soon she’ll say it actually works out cheaper for her to go abroad to 5* hotels throughout winter than heat her house because she’s so relatable and the cost of living crisis is so hard 🥹
 
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