Ashley James #6 Ageing like a fine wine? More like a cosmetic surgery cocktail.

[willowtree2]

I’m quite horrified they have no stair gates in that house! I don’t have a minute to piss these days cos my rogue child is either on the dining table, opening the dishwasher, going through the shoe cabinet or doing roly polys on the sofa trying to kill himself! If we had no stair gates we’d be in A&E multiple times by now.
Why’s she pretending to give a hoot about his safety and wearing shorts incase he injures himself? He sleeps in a death trap, travels in a death trap and lives in a death trap.
BUT DONT MAKE HIM WEAR SHORTS ON A HOT DAY INCASE HE GRAZES HIS KNEE

 

[ToolaRoola]

The problem with Ash is that these feelings aren't just a one off, she's felt like this since she found out she was having a boy, that video she shared showed her disappointment and she's never got over it.

 

[willowtree2]

Also I wonder who her podcast guest is? My first thought was luxefamily5… I hope not. As much as a self-absorbed person she is, she does make me laugh and has a no bullshit approach. I’d be really dissapointed in her if it is.

 

[ToolaRoola]

Also I wonder who her podcast guest is? My first thought was luxefamily5… I hope not. As much as a self-absorbed person she is, she does make me laugh and has a no bullshit approach. I’d be really dissapointed in her if it is.

I think it is. Ashley says she's been to 69 countries and that's what's in luxefamily5 bio.

 

[oceanblu]

I’m quite horrified they have no stair gates in that house! I don’t have a minute to piss these days cos my rogue child is either on the dining table, opening the dishwasher, going through the shoe cabinet or doing roly polys on the sofa trying to kill himself! If we had no stair gates we’d be in A&E multiple times by now.
Why’s she pretending to give a hoot about his safety and wearing shorts incase he injures himself? He sleeps in a death trap, travels in a death trap and lives in a death trap.
BUT DONT MAKE HIM WEAR SHORTS ON A HOT DAY INCASE HE GRAZES HIS KNEE

Don’t worry he won’t feel it anyway as his legs are probably numb from the circulation being cut off from them compression bandages, sorry I mean socks

 

[kiraaarrrr]

I bet her exercise mirror isn’t tethered to the wall either.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Why? On what grounds is she making that claim?


Also, terrible ad declaration again

 

[willowtree2]

Sorry is she assuming people would wonder if Tresemme is suitable during pregnancy and breastfeeding? Does she realise it’s the shittest hair care out there

 

[Pudding&Pie]

Sorry is she assuming people would wonder if Tresemme is suitable during pregnancy and breastfeeding? Does she realise it’s the shittest hair care out there

I’m pretty sure there are multiple law suits out against them due to ingredients which create hair loss

Seen as her hairdresser supposedly wouldn’t see her unless she followed her advice to repair her hair that time (so she said) - I highly doubt she will be recommending Tres Semmé… ps yes that’s right Ashley it’s Tres SemmÉ not SemmÈ… for such a grade A student who speaks fluent French (apparently) - not even getting the brand name right in an AD is just embarrassing

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

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Why? On what grounds is she making that claim?


Also, terrible ad declaration again

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I’ve reported over this. Totally unsubstantiated and really not on.

 

[Pollyanna263]

I’ve reported over this. Totally unsubstantiated and really not on.

Me too to ASA, and messaged Tresemme to ask what research backs up the claim

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Me too to ASA, and messaged Tresemme to ask what research backs up the claim

Oh good call on tresemme, too. I did ASA.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Oh good call on tresemme, too. I did ASA.

I’ve also reported to insta now on false health claims.

She pissed me off so much with the car seat stuff!

 

[Ss-ldn]

Haha, good work on the reporting. How long before she’s complaining about the Instagram police.

That Tresemme ad is terrible as well, if I worked for the brand I don’t think I’d be too impressed!

 

[ToolaRoola]

FFS Ashley, go to bed instead of writing novels about lack of sleep and tiredness. Maybe you wouldn't feel as exhausted then.

 

[willowtree2]

Does she ever just have a day off from writing pages of bleeping moaning? Jesus Christ.

Also I think she missed the point with the person who messaged her basically saying when you’re old and your kids are grown you yearn for them to be young again. Basically telling her to shut up and be thankful for what you have

 

[ketchupmayo17]

She’s literally taking someone else’s story to make her own content now, how desperate is she! Alex Light was DMed and Ashley decides to jump on the bandwagon and write essays about it. Its got nothing to do with you, GO TO SLEEP!

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

My favourite but was when she said she would never say just you wait, then said she gets annoyed when her childless friends say they are tired, because obviously she wants to say just you wait, I had it worse, but can’t.
Also ashley, I breastfed both my kids for years and the second one slept through the night from 6 weeks. How do I play the martyr now?

 

[Cariad]

She really needs to practice mindfulness and live in the moment- all this harking back to her single life and bleeping pink kitchen isn’t going to improve her mental health
And just remember Ashley,comparison is the thief of joy

 

[Lala1231]

And she has been gifted a dress from a brands who's maxi dresses are an average of £250! Who wears that day to day with a toddler! Although she doesn't look after him jn the day so doesn't really matter