Ashley James #38 My family One I regret (Alf), One I love (Ada), one I'm indifferent about (TNB)

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Hold on a minute, boys quarters and girls quarters? Surely not? Does Alf have his own room? Does Ada have her own room but just sleeps with Ashley? What about her boyfriend? Where does he sleep?

Alfie has a bedroom
Ashley has a bedroom
Tommy has a bedroom (the spare room)
Adeline does not have a bedroom. She’s in with Ash

Ash said they would ‘have to build Ada a bedroom’

Or, they could use one of the other two bedrooms! Currently one is Ash’s make up/dressing/shoe room, and the other is Tommy’s study.

Also TNB gets up to Alfie, always. Because Ashley breastfeeds.

It’ll all be okay when they move to London 🙃
 
Hold on a minute, boys quarters and girls quarters? Surely not? Does Alf have his own room? Does Ada have her own room but just sleeps with Ashley? What about her boyfriend? Where does he sleep?

Ash has her room that Ada shares with her, she has a crib next to the bed.

Alf is next door in his own room and TNB is the other side, in his own room too.

Upstairs is Ashley's dressing room and TNBs office so there is no room for Ada. They were going to build a room but that far away magical land, London, will solve everything.

ETA: sorry ITDH, cross posted, but great minds 😂
 
She's got my back up today. I mean, when doesn't she? But still... we live in the tiniest flat imaginable and the guilt that pours over me when we can't go out and my child is crawling/cruising around the same few square feet all day is crippling. I would give anything for the space she has and yet she locks them away in that bloody playroom simply because she's lazy and doesn't want to let them explore, as it would mean she has to get up and actually do something. Its mind blowing.
And the dolls house... wtf? There's an episode of The Office where Michael is following the sat nav and he knows its about to navigate him into a lake but he turns off anyway just to prove a point. That's Ash! You can't tell me she followed those instructions and didn't think, 'oh these stairs don't align'. And don't get me started on her complaining about the price of the damn thing when she spends thousands of pounds a year on her effing crunchy curls. She's a joke and Alf deserves better. Ash, if you're reading this, go order another, put it together properly and give your boy the birthday he deserves instead of complaining how gutted YOU are for once.
But it's okay 'cos Alf won't notice'
 
Letting children pick a playdo and pick a book 😆 that’s a nice idea love but shows how little you know about small children. It’ll either take them an age to decide and the parent will have to do it, or there’ll be a free for all frenzy and then tears and tantrums when the one someone else wanted is gone. Just put them in a bloody bag and wave them off at the door! Party bags coming out are the universal signal that the party’s over, get going and children can be bribed with opening them in the car/way home so they’re more likely to comply! At the end of hosting a good children’s party you want it wrapped up asap 😅
 
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What could possibly go wrong letting all the toddlers pick their own book and playdough.. they will inevitably all want the same one 😂
I know right, me and my bestie always laugh when making each other a brew by saying “oh I wanted the blue cup” etc… exactly as our children do when given different coloured plates, cups, straws etc….
Every party I’ve done, the stuff is in the bags before the party even starts, whack a slice of cake in towards the end and then hand them out at the door so there’s no fighting as to who got what… am I doing it wrong?
 
I know right, me and my bestie always laugh when making each other a brew by saying “oh I wanted the blue cup” etc… exactly as our children do when given different coloured plates, cups, straws etc….
Every party I’ve done, the stuff is in the bags before the party even starts, whack a slice of cake in towards the end and then hand them out at the door so there’s no fighting as to who got what… am I doing it wrong?
No it's what I did back in the eighties and nineties with my two. Whack them in the bag with a piece of cake and chuck it at them as they are leaving . If they don't like what they have the parents can sort it. Christ she makes life hard for herself doesn't she? ETA
 

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Alfie has a bedroom
Ashley has a bedroom
Tommy has a bedroom (the spare room)
Adeline does not have a bedroom. She’s in with Ash

Ash said they would ‘have to build Ada a bedroom’

Or, they could use one of the other two bedrooms! Currently one is Ash’s make up/dressing/shoe room, and the other is Tommy’s study.

Also TNB gets up to Alfie, always. Because Ashley breastfeeds.

It’ll all be okay when they move to London 🙃
Thank you for explaining.

might be a crazy idea - but could Ashley not get dressed in her own bleeping room? Jesus Christ what’s going on? Why does everyone need another room to get dressed in?

sounds like they’re still extremely close and loved up being in separate rooms already then? Sounds like a dodgy flat share.
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Ah she’s had a tattle catch up
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Hope none of the children are coeliac or allergic to wheat with that playdoh.

She’ll have checked dietary requirements for food won’t she…..?
Don’t be silly! Lol
 
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