Ashley James #28 my body is Ada’s home, Alf’s is down the road

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Cariad said:
And then the conversations you have trying to explain why mummy is bleeding and stuffing a cotton cylinder up her 'bottom' !....nothing is sacred once you're a mum!
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Yess my boy points to my pads and says change mummy’s nappy 😂
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Thing is as much as I eye roll sometimes that I get zero time or privacy, it’s little moments like that that I love about being a mum
 
Micernice said:
No stories this morning. If she had been up with both children you know full well she would have filmed it all to show the 'struggle' but no doubt she lounged in bed with Ad until 9, whilst NNB got up with Alf and did breakfast and has probably taken him out for the day.

Thank god for NNB.
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Maybe she is alone, outnumbered by offspring, and there’s been a mutiny.
 
I co sleep with my little darling and I'm woken every morning by him prising open my eyelid, holding it wide open while he lunges towards me until our eyeballs are touching.... 🫠
This prick knows absolutely zero about parenting a toddler and she's missing out big time... as infuriating as they are, they're the funniest little creatures 💙
 
LT2201 said:
She must be the only mother in the world that's toddler doesn't follow them around like a little shadow. I can't do anything in peace now but I wouldn't change it(although I would like to go for a tit in peace without a running commentary)
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Being told "well done Mummy, good girl" and getting a round of applause when I do a poo on the toilet (or finish my dinner, or even the other day down the dregs of my beer 😂) is one of my favourite things. I love seeing the world through their eyes.

As someone said, toddlers are constantly learning, not just during play. From narrating what we see out of the car window to helping with and discussing what's going in the trolly, cooking together, tidying and doing the laundry etc. She doesn't seem to do any of this.
 
Larahk said:
I'm dying at this thread today, needed that laugh thank you everyone 🤣

Hate that the laughs come from the fact her relationship with Alf is so fucked... but at least he has some loving care givers and (hopefully) good role models in his life.
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Second this. As hard as 2 year olds are it’s the absolute best age. They find everything hilarious and create their own little words for things, which you then end up saying the same 😂 I really don’t want to send my toddler to nursery (hello actual birth trauma and struggling letting her out my sight) but everyone keeps saying she should start. And although I feel like this… I still don’t think I’m a really really good mum like Ash is. Shock 😂
 
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