Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

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I’m sorry but you surely cannot be both of these shapes at once. Either she’s lost a huge amount of weight or she’s heavily edited today’s hallway selfie.

The notion that she’s healed her body issues in any way is laughable.

Also why does she look bow-legged? Is “rickets-chic” the new aesthetic?
 

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Same stuff different day said:
It seems like something is off with Alice. No gym
content, promoting the app or book. A few recipes and her getting dressed up to go out.
Any thoughts?
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She’ll be having some kind of melt down now her wedding is over and her influencing ‘career’ is dead in the water and desperately trying to get pregnant to bring her existence some kind of meaning.
 
I can’t with her inadequateness as a PT. Any half decent PT would never describe a Nike metcon as a ‘lifting shoe’ let alone ‘the best’. For a start they are literally a functional training shoe not a lifting shoe which Nike makes completely separately and secondly of all the functional training shoes around the metcon is the one that’s least ok for lifting. The toes literally turn up like running shoes which means you are not getting a flat foot a wide toe spread and a good toe grip. This is quite literally lifting 101. She is incompetent and I’m not surprised she doesn’t do it for a living.
 
thatinstalife22 said:
I can’t with her inadequateness as a PT. Any half decent PT would never describe a Nike metcon as a ‘lifting shoe’ let alone ‘the best’. For a start they are literally a functional training shoe not a lifting shoe which Nike makes completely separately and secondly of all the functional training shoes around the metcon is the one that’s least ok for lifting. The toes literally turn up like running shoes which means you are not getting a flat foot a wide toe spread and a good toe grip. This is quite literally lifting 101. She is incompetent and I’m not surprised she doesn’t do it for a living.
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She hasn’t personally trained anyone for years. She has a tit app, which she doesn’t even demonstrate using herself. She eats energy bars in her fancy £500 pm gym changing rooms and does splits in them before showing off her arse doing stretches for Andy Vincent.
She’s really not worth following for any fitness content.
 
She's lost her way. Her ethos about fitness is actually a good one until you realise that she doesn't actually practice what she preaches. The whole love yourself, give yourself grace etc thing that she pretends to be about is all well and good but watching her content its abundantly clear that she is insecure about everything that she claims not to be. And the showing off and stupid outfits that just look ridiculous are really grating and don't fit with what her account is about.

She seems to be trying to get back to recipes off the back of Emily English's success but she is isn't in the same league.

Also the types of things that are trending right now are not really her thing. Hyrox and running are super high intensity and that isn't her niche. She says she hates running and next thing you see her out on a run in her ridiculous vest.

Someone needs to have a word with her.
 
mammer8 said:
Does that mean paddy's family live in Sandbanks? 😯
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No I think they’re just having a weekend there. I’m pretty sure she said she’s never been there before.

so now she’s flogging flu vax with Superdrug!!! She will sell ANYTHING!!! Why does she need a flu vaccination?? She’s not at any risk is she? I’ve never had one in my life and haven’t died yet even when I mingled with people all day long and I’d hardly say Alice’s working life brings her into contact with a lot of folk!!
 

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The Godmother getting her on the telly again - no doubt something to do with DV where she conveniently forgets the simply AWFUL Volvo shilling about this is my safe space in her freebie car. She’ll trade on one crappy relationship for as long as it gets her traction. (And I’m not minimising her experience, but she really does use it when she wants to).
 

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Farmer Sam said:
The Godmother getting her on the telly again - no doubt something to do with DV where she conveniently forgets the simply AWFUL Volvo shilling about this is my safe space in her freebie car. She’ll trade on one crappy relationship for as long as it gets her traction. (And I’m not minimising her experience, but she really does use it when she wants to).
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This. It makes me really angry how she uses her platform in relation to DV 80% of the time. It comes across as just a talking point for her to get more opportunity. Being in an abusive relationship has absolutely reconfigured my entire life- my life has changed forever as a consequence, especially around this time of year where my PTSD gets harder to manage. People like her (because she’s not the only one) say their piece and yet absolutely nothing changes. They get a paycheck just for saying “me too”, while the rest of us piss out money trying to get help to manage the consequences.
 
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