Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

[Pilatesgirl]

I wonder whether that immunity lemon chicken soup is Em's original recipe or whether she 'borrowed' it from another nutritionist I follow who only recently said people have told her that her recipes are being copied and she sees it as a compliment. It looks suspiciously like it.

So well done Alice if you are copying someone who isn't even using their own material. That says a lot about you and your work ethic, and your morals in general.

 

[elevatordomino]

I think the issue is that, it is actually soup season and these influencers are scrambling to stay relevant and for content.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Alice is even copying that irritating Em’s “cooking and having an orgasm as I take a mouthful” reels. The over made up face and frilly frock or designer loungewear to stick some veg in a blender and toast some bread. The candid dishing up into a fancy bowl and gazing at it as if David Beckham is serving it topless (I know I know don’t judge, I like his muscles ) and then taking a mouthful, immediately orgasming and waving your fork about in the air like Simon Rattle used to at the CBSO and declaring yourself “obsessed”. Don’t forget the ad somewhere embedded for the seeds/nut butter/water you’ve used.

 

[elevatordomino]

Alice is even copying that irritating Em’s “cooking and having an orgasm as I take a mouthful” reels. The over made up face and frilly frock or designer loungewear to stick some veg in a blender and toast some bread. The candid dishing up into a fancy bowl and gazing at it as if David Beckham is serving it topless (I know I know don’t judge, I like his muscles ) and then taking a mouthful, immediately orgasming and waving your fork about in the air like Simon Rattle used to at the CBSO and declaring yourself “obsessed”. Don’t forget the ad somewhere embedded for the seeds/nut butter/water you’ve used.

Well she’s got to get the big O some how, because we know Big P isn’t giver her the big O!

But yes it is very over the top and lobotomised house wife creepy.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Alice is even copying that irritating Em’s “cooking and having an orgasm as I take a mouthful” reels. The over made up face and frilly frock or designer loungewear to stick some veg in a blender and toast some bread. The candid dishing up into a fancy bowl and gazing at it as if David Beckham is serving it topless (I know I know don’t judge, I like his muscles ) and then taking a mouthful, immediately orgasming and waving your fork about in the air like Simon Rattle used to at the CBSO and declaring yourself “obsessed”. Don’t forget the ad somewhere embedded for the seeds/nut butter/water you’ve used.

Just to say David Beckham is my free pass, so the husband knows if Becks offers I’m allowed to go there

 

[Farmer Sam]

Just to say David Beckham is my free pass, so the husband knows if Becks offers I’m allowed to go there

Join the queue, join the queue!! Wait your turn

 

[Farmer Sam]

Wasn’t Almond a Symprove ambassador?!! I swear she used to have a code for it. Now she’s switched to another best gut supplement ever. The disingenuous grifting is hideous in these people. Also. Her forehead is growing.

 

[DariaJames88]

Wasn’t Almond a Symprove ambassador?!! I swear she used to have a code for it. Now she’s switched to another best gut supplement ever. The disingenuous grifting is hideous in these people. Also. Her forehead is growing.

I think given her lack of growth and engagement she’ll be taking any partnership she can get

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

Isn't the resemblance between Alices prawn orzo thing from Greece and Em the nutritionist's lemon chicken orzo soup (that is...Greek inspired!) so uncanny?

 

[Farmer Sam]

Isn't the resemblance between Alices prawn orzo thing from Greece and Em the nutritionist's lemon chicken orzo soup (that is...Greek inspired!) so uncanny?

And the waving fork and orgasm as she eats it. Yuck.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I’m cringing every time she posts one, I’m actually embarrassed for her, she’s not even hiding the fact she’s copying Em, even down to the spoon waving etc as everyone has said, get your own content Alice, this isn’t the way to go.
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She’s also started hiding the likes on those posts as they’re woeful

 

[Farmer Sam]

Trying soooo hard to be someone she isn’t. It hurts. And why the strange stance? Has she put her back out?

 

[PsychoKitty]

Trying soooo hard to be someone she isn’t. It hurts. And why the strange stance? Has she put her back out?

Because there's absolutely nothing in between her ears.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Trying soooo hard to be someone she isn’t. It hurts. And why the strange stance? Has she put her back out?

Unfortunately made herself look 6 months pregnant

 

[mammer8]

Unfortunately made herself look 6 months pregnant

I was just going to ask Is she pregnant??

 

[DariaJames88]

As someone who’s obsessed with her appearance there’s no way she’d post that unless she wanted to make people wonder if she’s pregnant. New low for Alice.
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As someone who’s obsessed with her appearance there’s no way she’d post that unless she wanted to make people wonder if she’s pregnant. New low for Alice

 

[Farmer Sam]

She’d need to have sex to be pregnant.

 

[elevatordomino]

Don’t shoot me guys but I think she looks really nice in that dress. I actually like it. Can’t figure out the pose though.

 

[Saffron08]

I like the dress would love to know where it's from looks like she wants people to think she is pregnant x

 

[Farmer Sam]

Less is more Alice less is more. Another bling bag. And those clown shoes look ridiculous on her regardless of the designer tag. Trainers with some colour and a tote would be so much fresher for her!