Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

[storminaDcup]

Jeez I’d be a bit miffed if I was Emily English. Alice has posted a video of herself making these healthy oat bars drizzled with peanut butter… basically the same as Emily’s from a few weeks back. She’s really pushing the food content of late and I just think it’s cheeky. She’s not a nutritionist like Em, she’s just irritating. Stick to fitness instead!!!

Even emily is barely a nutritionist. Hop on over to her thread on here!!

 

[elevatordomino]

Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Just watched some of Em’s irritating videos of her recipe creations and her “this is so delicious look at me eating” face and waving about of the fork in orgasmic rapture is identical to Alice - Almond basically wants to be her

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

someones on a manic one this morning!

 

[Klop]

Just watched some of Em’s irritating videos of her recipe creations and her “this is so delicious look at me eating” face and waving about of the fork in orgasmic rapture is identical to Alice - Almond basically wants to be her

Just had a quick look at her page. Could her face and head be any more shiny? She looks completely irritating and I wouldn't use her for my nutritional information!

 

[Farmer Sam]

someones on a manic one this morning!

Has she had a quick dip into the spare in DP’s wardrobe???! Oh and off to host an event at Soho Farmhouse. All these insta huns think Soho Farmhouse is the only countryside that exists. Yawn.

 

[thisisntreal]

Even emily is barely a nutritionist. Hop on over to her thread on here!!

She and Alice are two cheeks of the same over-botoxed irritating arse

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Followed by a reminder that the gym is her favourite place, love the joined up messaging here.
Also: I guess the shoulder is recovered now if she's hitting the deadlifts.

120kg deadlifts with a bad shoulder….sensible

 

[Farmer Sam]

120kg deadlifts with a bad shoulder….sensible

Alice needs to learn that being fuelled by stimulants isn’t the same as having recovered functionality. Wait for the comedown tomorrow. Period/shoulder/spot/hair/wifi/eczema/run out of Clarence Court eggs/running woes

 

[JustSmashing]

She’s really quite dull isn’t she. I’m so confused by what she’s trying to be and what her followers and fans see in her.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Intimate evening of wellness

She's so up herself. Good job she was in a room with other privileged morons.

 

[instaidiotics]

“Intimate evening of wellness”

Does she realise how twattish that sounds? She’s such a wax work privileged moron.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Intimate evening of wellness. My arse.

Aka a bunch of narcissistic twunks talking about how like they just like love Soho Farmhouse sooo much & can’t live without like the BEST to die for facials and tweakments available to members because, like, it just keeps the povvos out. And calling each other lovely all the time, and then bitching in the toilets.

 

[PsychoKitty]

I almost spat my drink out at this. No she doesn't. She's such a liar.

 

[Farmer Sam]

I almost spat my drink out at this. No she doesn't. She's such a liar.

Alice’s party weekends are brunch with some poor victim and watching Strictly with Lewis.

 

[Grizzlybear]

Alice’s party weekends are brunch with some poor victim and watching Strictly with Lewis.

I honestly am so used to thinking about Gunge Pants I forgot who Lewis was

 

[DariaJames88]

She's just embarrassing herself at this point

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Ha ha I’m cringing for her please stop Alice

 

[elevatordomino]

I’ve never seen this Em before and I just had a quick look on her insta and can definitely see what Alice is trying to be. I was rolling my eyes like ugh another shiny solid forehead influencer with ‘food freedom’ and then actually got into some of her recipes and thought oooo I’ll make that.

 

[PsychoKitty]

The woman has never had an original thought in her life.