Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #268 Alice dials Whine 1 1 for Waambulances. Pass it on.

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welp said:
I btw like that she claims 90 % of Bianca's comments are tattlers, a lot of them are real life friends of her and Ioan or blue ticks

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"you've escaped" - he left her, and she tried for ages to drag him back claiming a "perfect marriage"

He took the centre stage because he is the way bigger actor, you moron
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She HAS lost a ton of support. she's only left with morons. also the kids are with her only because they've been coerced by court certified abuser narc momma, that's proven beyond reasonable doubt. Yes, you have been duped or you guys are simply awful.
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What are these people smoking?!😳🤪
 
Lotte6058 said:
The photo I saw on the DM shows an Olivia Burton watch that retails at £169.99. You can see the brand name on the photo. I haven’t read through posts just dip in but is there any proof there is a rolex?
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None whatsoever! It's actually irrelevant even if there is a rolex, Bianca has her own money and could have bought them both one each!
Plus Ioans money is his to spend how he sees fit!
 
I love how they keep rambling about things Ioan has already disproven. Did they even read his response? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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"I have decided to walk away because Alice puts emotional stress on the kids when they see me"

Alice: "But seeee, he isnt seeing them"

can you read?
 
The but where she said the therapist was there when her BP was reading so high suggests to me that there is no medical record to say that it was. Maybe I'm wrong/misread it but just though it odd that she said that.

Am I right in saying after they objected to 35 of her demands, there is some legal restriction on how many demands you can make and she more than double went over this? Jesus wept, I'm exhausted and I only skimmed over it.
 
EllaBella89 said:
Which one of you is she accusing of being Bianca? 😂 Or are we all Bianca?
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We've all been Bianca for a while now 🤪

I'm almost surprised that she's so petty and childish that she's still fixated on the non Rolex, on Tattle and on Bianca being on here. If she wasn't such a bleep I'd be cringing for her at her complete lack of maturity and dignity.

ETA: not surprised that she's still obsessed, just a tad surprised she puts it in legal documents. FFS Alice raid your cash stash and buy a modicum of class. Please.
 
I will laugh and laugh if Lin gives evidence Alice was using socks. 💀

I'm loving this for her. I have no doubt whatsoever the judge will see through the nonsense. Bank statements are factual. Behaviour patterns would have been identified. The DVRO violations are the stuff of legend. Interference with reunification therapy would be documented.

The list is mighty.

MOO
 
kingseven said:
Updates!

New Castings and updates in bold - the role of Dr Dupee has been recast with a new actor.

Disclaimer - The casting of Alice is no disrespect to Maxine Peake who has been cast based on her talents as an actor which include her ability to play unlikable characters (e.g. Myra Hindley).

Disclaimer 2 - The role of Welp is played by an Actor who is considerably older than our own actual Welp. However as the part is non-speaking and the actor is not seen on screen this allowed artistic licence to be used here to cast someone who is the same level of Goddess-like awesomeness.

Modern Day

Ioan - Matthew Rhys
Bianca - Keri Russell
Papa G - Larry Lamb
Mama G - Alison Steadman
Alun Gruffudd - EDDIE CIBRIAN

Alice - Maxine Peake
Tone - Paul Chuckle (Paul is especially looking forward to being able to use his famous Catchphrase 'To me, to you' again when sharing his Twitter login with SisterAlice) Disclaimer 3 - credit to the original Tattler who came up with the 'To me, to you gag'
Rach - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Panda Express Delivery Driver - Timothée Chalamet
Yoghurtland Cashier - Jennifer Lawrence

Leon Bennett - Rick Hoffman
Marie Lamolinara - Jennifer Coolidge
Anne Kiley - Kathy Najimy
Katherine Heersema - Bianca Wallace (Academy Award Winner🌠)
Bernal Ojeda - Bob Odenkirk
Joseph Langlois - Gabriel Macht
Forensic Account (Langlois Family Law) - Patrick J Adams
Judge Josh - Tom Hanks
Elise Greenberg - Anne Hathaway
Dr Suzanne Dupee - Glenn Close
Azita Avedissian - Salma Hayek
Andrea Burkhart - Julia Roberts
Janina Verano - Maya Rudolph

Mediator (Collaboration) - Dustin Hoffman

Paramedics (near-death episode at reunification) - Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di’Caprio
Detective Morales - Ben Stiller

Gloria - J Lo

Lupine - David Bamber
Mother of Lupine - Kathy Bates
(The two characters above will star in an as yet untitled spin-off movie which will bring Lupine's story arc to a close)

Salad Cream Clive - Jack Nicholson
Random Tweeter whose tea is ruined when Mr Fantastic's Alcoholic ex-wife tries to start shite with him - David Tennant
Brighton Bond - Rowan Atkinson

Octogenarian Athlete Dr Gerald LeGagnoux - Robert Duvall

Resident's of the Beverley Hill's apartment block whose peace is disturbed - Héctor Elizondo, Eugene Levy, James Earl Jones, Joan Collins, and Shirley MacLaine

Alice's Literary Agent - Meryl Streep (After a series of increasingly deranged and unhinged pitches for book ideas Alice's Literary Agent also ultimately ends up filing her own RO against her)

Welp - The character of Welp is only seen as a silhouette and does not have a speaking part but will be played by Dame Judi Dench
Hiraeth - Reese Witherspoon
Iris Braydon - Natalie Portman

AE Dream Scene

After reading a text message from Yo stating that he has blocked her everywhere Alice goes on a Booze and Ambien rampage before falling asleep on the kitchen floor. Whilst asleep, Our Family Wizard comes to her in a dream to taunt her that he is going to dedicate his life to exposing her for the abuser she is.

Our Family Wizard will be played by Sir Ian McKellen

Noughties Flashback

(The flashback begins with Ioan arriving in an office and speaking with a Receptionist stating he is due to audition for 102 Dalmatians. She greets him warmly and asks him to take a seat before she turns on a personal radio player on her desk. The station is playing 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' by Tom Jones ominously foreshadowing what is about to happen')

Receptionist - Jessica Alba
Ioan - Taron Egerton
Alice - Maxine Peake
Oucassi - William Abadie

Yo's Childhood Flashback (Welsh Language with Optional Subtitles for everyone apart from Alice Evans)

Ioan - Sam Rhys (Son of Matthew Rhys)
Mama G - Ruth Jones
Papa G - Luke Evans

Final Scene - Somewhere in The Future

Future Alice - Kim Woodburn
Future Tone - Ozzy Osbourne

Alice is in the Bristol bedsit she now shares with Tone. She is watching TV having just heated a yellow stickered ready meal which is on her knee still in the plastic container.

The news comes on read by Fiona Bruce and cuts to footage at Buckingham Palace. There are then cameo (snigger) appearances from King Charles III and Ioan Gruffudd who is receiving a Knighthood from His Majesty the King. Alice throws her uneaten meal at the screen whilst loudly shrieking 'Adulterers!' over and over again. Tone then walks in from the kitchen utterly oblivious and holding the TV remote he has been attempting to operate the microwave with and ask Alice to help him make his tea.

The following people will play themselves - The Rat in the Prius, The Squirrel in the Bin, The Cheese String, All 102 of the Dalmatians

Also introducing Bubba Bear and Emma as themselves in their break-out roles (Hopefully a literal break out in Emma's case)
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This is just brilliant @kingseven. It had me howling, very quietly though as everyone in the house was fast asleep when I read it. Da iawn 👏👏👏❤
 
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