Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #268 Alice dials Whine 1 1 for Waambulances. Pass it on.

[HeskeyScored]

So, Alice's bank statements have been mischaracterised and misrepresented, and Ioan's financial analysis fails to take into account that she had bills to pay, damnit!

What she notably does not, and cannot, say is that she did not have the sums claimed in her bank accounts at the times claimed. Potted!

Another glaring omission: no explanation of the provenance of the mysterious hefty deposits in her accounts. Nothing to see here, folks...

I love that she also whines that she had to pawn two watches to pay for her rent in August. Couldn't pawn them earlier when apparently her children had very little to eat and Christmas was going to be cancelled, though.

PS: @Hiraeth - I'm so sorry that you had to pay for yet another copy of that bloody prenup!

 

[Feather fans]

The very least Ioan can do after all this is buy Bianca a beautiful luxury watch.

I will be majorly disappointed if he doesn’t.

Rolex, by any chance?

 

[Idontevengohere]

Surely she can't say that B has posted on Tattle? AM I BIANCA???????????????????

We are all Bianca

 

[Lulugrace]

Hiraeth needs to start watermarking them lol

Yes, as "Hiraeth, purveyor of court documents"
Imagine mAlice seeing that when reading the DM

 

[CheesestringLA]

I got halfway through the premarital agreement attachment (page a hundred and something what) and tapped out, hope I didn’t miss too much after that…

Jebus bleeping Christ

 

[NarcRage]

I hope they ask for disclosure of her apple watch data to show what her heart rate was doing during her "Karen attack"

Oops she lost that. Fell into the north sea perhaps.

 

[sallygsoton]

She’s embarrassing herself.
Why hasn’t the lawyer attempted to tone this down? Alice is coming across like an unhinged frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic.

BIB - like her real self then?

 

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New thread this way peeps

Alice Evans&Ioan Gruffudd #269 An insufferable narcissist, deserving All the ridicule, derision & disdain

Thread title courtesy of @Loveu2 with a whopping 69 votes. I needed to amend it slightly to remove the swear word and make it fit, but it still works imo. If you are unhappy, please sue me for utter defamation. I will of course respond reasonably in the face of your predictable litigation...

tattle.life

 

[NarcRage]

If she thought the values in the prenup were wrong why didn't her lawyer raise it at the time? She was independently advised and signed it 80 times.