Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

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I haven't watched his vlog yet but I knew he would film today instead of using his go-to "in meetings all day" excuse. Needs to ride off the Joanne momentum since Zalfie the couple is old news and irrelevant. It's still not going to help with the fact he's bleeding out subscribers on his main channel. No one cares, Alfie.
 
The thumbnail of his vlog is the ultimate click bait, Zalfie in the hot tub, Joe topless and Dianne and Zoe in matching onesies. Dianne and Zoe are very much an expectations vs reality thing. Because Dianne looks good in the thumbnail even in a stupid onesie, Zoe looks like a rabbit.
 
it worked. putting Joe in

subs went up

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Today’s Vlog. He’s got such a sore throat. But manages to speak absolutely fine whilst trying to milk it.

Someone comes to the door with honey for them so he’s obviously stood whinging to management or else how would they know about his sore throat.

Anyone noticed in all of his vlogs, it’s Alfie laughing and telling his mates to do stupid ‘daring’ stuff but never does it himself. Ie. Diane going into the sea. And then making out it was a big deal cus it went up to her ankles. She’s from bloody Australia I’m sure she’s seen waves before guyzzzzz.
 
Srh1984 said:
Anyone noticed in all of his vlogs, it’s Alfie laughing and telling his mates to do stupid ‘daring’ stuff but never does it himself. Ie. Diane going into the sea. And then making out it was a big deal cus it went up to her ankles. She’s from bloody Australia I’m sure she’s seen waves before guyzzzzz.
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Yup. I am tired of the dumbass childish pranks he makes people do. And that sarcastic laugh when they do it. Is that his only way of interacting with other people? I am hoping Dianne doesn't put up with that for much longer.
 
Sabbie said:
Yup. I am tired of the dumbass childish pranks he makes people do. And that sarcastic laugh when they do it. Is that his only way of interacting with other people? I am hoping Dianne doesn't put up with that for much longer.
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Does anyone remember Alfie trying to get Joe to do things in NYC? Telling him to do a pull up on some random scaffolding they were walking by. Joe didn't even acknowledge Alfie saying anything and it was left to Sean to be the performing monkey. That was savage ;)
 
Yel said:
Does anyone remember Alfie trying to get Joe to do things in NYC? Telling him to do a pull up on some random scaffolding they were walking by. Joe didn't even acknowledge Alfie saying anything and it was left to Sean to be the performing monkey. That was savage ;)
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. As much as we all love to hate Zoella, the 'Alfie would be so much better, more adventurous without her etc is not true.'

Without her he'd be the same dullard with even less views because he can't name drop her in the title. He's got no sense of adventure and tit himself when his pogo stick went above ankle height when he was doing that with Sean. He doesn't get involved in any adventure, his most adventurous thing in Dubai with his mate was the water slide and he would even go on the big one.... LAME AF

On a side note. It’s just taken me 3 attempts to spell literally properly in real life as I’m so used to taking the piss out of Alfistotle ??
 
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Yeah he has no sense of adventure because he has not very intelligent and has never had an original idea in his life (DIY Deyes does NOT count). He’s the ultimate follower and copy cat and those sort of people don’t reallly know how to have fun.
 
Srh1984 said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. As much as we all love to hate Zoella, the 'Alfie would be so much better, more adventurous without her etc is not true.'
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Yep and it's just nasty of him to pretend otherwise. Like when he did his savage 24 hours traveling and just went to Sweden had a burger, went to Paris and up the Eiffel Tower then caught a train home. Spent most of the time at an airport rather than just booking online and actually doing something in the cities. I can't remember what but I'm sure he messed up the thumbnail with something ignorant.

He's back to bleeding subs, that didn't last long at all.
 
Even when you see him out with the London boys. At Ksi boxing for example. On everyone else’s vlog he’s just sitting there laughing at everyone else barely involved.

If he’s an introvert that’s fine, just bugs me he pretends he’s soon cool adventurer and people think it’s zoe dragging him behind.
 
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Even when you see him out with the London boys. At Ksi boxing for example. On everyone else’s vlog he’s just sitting there laughing at everyone else barely involved.

If he’s an introvert that’s fine, just bugs me he pretends he’s soon cool adventurer and people think it’s zoe dragging him behind.
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Yeah did you catch the other day when he said “I don’t even go clubbing any more” as if he used to be some kind of party monster and he’s burnt out at 25. I was like, hmm you lives in London for two minutes when you were like 19...and probably went out about three times ...you ain’t fooling nobody darling.
 
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