Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

[jammy]

Was well enough to go to the Royal Albert Hall for a concert, (wearing a baseball cap of course), and mess around teasing Poppy n cackling.

 

[GossWhore]

• "I am back to vlogging for the last day of Vlogmas" -- gotta get that Vlogmas adsense
• "Spent a few days in bed, yesterday I was out and about, the day before I was out and about" -- So he was well enough to go to the pub, carolling, Royal Albert Hall but not vlogg?? Okurrr
• "I am 80% back to normal...ready for Christmas" -- Conveniently "well" for Christmas
• "I didn't film too much shopping as I didn't want people knowing their presents" -- But this is being uploaded AFTER Christmas, he is not very bright
• Amanda and Nick bought them for day 24 of the advent calendar a hot stone massage (£80/$100 each) for Alfie, Zoe, Poppy, Sean for Christmas 2019! -- It would be HILARIOUS if either couple have broken up by then lol
• Zoe acts like she's the hostess with the mostess, but all she does is set the bleeping table
• I hate people who go to church at Christmas only -- it irks me
• HATTTEEE him vlogging in a church -- rude and disrespectful
• Alfie and fam put little change in the collection pot -- not even a fiver! STINGY BASTARDS
• So the secret Santas --- Alfie bought Poppy's gift, Nick bought Alfies, Zoe bought Seans-- dunno about the rest

 

[GossWhore]

We made it!! Here is the final list of 2018....get voting!!!!
Its been a long year, I need a drink!
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tattle-awards-2018.219/page-2

 

[Youtubegossip]

Looks like he’s got another Savage Tattoo on Instagram. Two small lines on his foot. Not even kidding...

 

[StephenTJackson]

Looks like he’s got another Savage Tattoo on Instagram. Two small lines on his foot. Not even kidding...

Oh fucks sake. Can’t he just get a proper bloody tattoo.

I’m can’t wait to here the bullshit reason for getting that, the ridiculous symbolic meaning, and that he presumably scoured Britain for a great tattoo artist to do two lines the artist could probably do in their sleep.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Oh fucks sake. Can’t he just get a proper bloody tattoo.

I’m can’t wait to here the bullshit reason for getting that, the ridiculous symbolic meaning, and that he presumably scoured Britain for a great tattoo artist to do two lines the artist could probably do in their sleep.

Well, it gets better it looks like the mates tattooed each other, so not even a savage designer. Maybe im wrong ha

 

[Bythesea]

One day I hope to be this cool ?

 

[Yel]

Two basic lines is quite fitting.

He's about 10 years too old for all of this.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Should’ve just drawn them on with a pen.

 

[Mrmilo]

I mean...it’s a less gummy smile, but now it’s a really toothy smile [emoji23][emoji1744]‍[emoji3601]

 

[MangoFandango]

I mean...it’s a less gummy smile, but now it’s a really toothy smile [emoji23][emoji1744]‍[emoji3601]

I have to say, I think the artificial teeth look worse. By a long way.

 

[Yel]

I have to say, I think the artificial teeth look worse. By a long way.

Agreed, they remind me of sweets. Poppys look bad too.

 

[MangoFandango]

I mean they’re so
LARGE
now

 

[StephenTJackson]

I think he actually looks gummier now, and has bigger teeth. He looks more like a horse now.

 

[MangoFandango]

I think a lot of these ‘slebs’ (and I use the term loosely) go overboard on the veneers and the whitening and they end up with their teeth dominating their faces. Thinking of Rylan for example.
I think it’s a shame personally.

 

[Alightened]

This is "literally" all I see when I look at him now???

 

[sburton]

Two basic lines is quite fitting.

He's about 10 years too old for all of this.
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He didn't even get the tattoo! Probably too "savage" for boring old Alfie.

 

[Iwearsocks]

His insta story of him watching the new Black Mirror episode but holding up a pack of dairy lee lunchables ? he's so cringe it hurts. Are they licherally 5 years old?

 

[thenomad]

I'm glad Alfie recovered from his tonsillitis or whatever excuse of a cold he had to get a really lame tattoo. I wonder what next sick and savage idea he'll come up with next. Maybe a horse tattoo on the other arm to dedicate his new teeth.

 

[MangoFandango]

I'm glad Alfie recovered from his tonsillitis or whatever excuse of a cold he had to get a really lame tattoo. I wonder what next sick and savage idea he'll come up with next. Maybe a horse tattoo on the other arm to dedicate his new teeth.

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