Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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bleeping hell, a motorbike? He still hasn’t tried going down the half pipe because he’s too scared, now he’s going to get on the back of a motorbike? Yeah, that’ll be the day [emoji849]

He’ll spill some shite about how he’s always wanted one and blah-blah company “reached out” to him to design a SICKSAVAGELEGEND bike, yet we’ll have no footage of him actually riding this thing. Some of his friends will have a go on it, though. Probably the only reason people hang out with him. #gifted #perks
 
All the wonderful things he could do with his vast amounts of (unearned) money and he continues to piss it away on vanity projects. This time next year that motor bike will be gently rusting away as Alfie takes on yet another hobby in a fruitless effort to appear interesting. A year is generous actually. He'll have to get expensive leathers no doubt.
 
Jelly Bean said:
All the wonderful things he could do with his vast amounts of (unearned) money and he continues to piss it away on vanity projects. This time next year that motor bike will be gently rusting away as Alfie takes on yet another hobby in a fruitless effort to appear interesting. A year is generous actually. He'll have to get expensive leathers no doubt.
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His excuse will always be the weather. It was too wet, too windy, sun would have been in my eyes.... so I couldn’t go out on it.

Zoe won’t even go to the supermarket on her own so can’t see her being adventurous and letting Alfie take her out on it
 
That motorcycle is going to be rusting away within a year
Since he is too lazy to go to a gym and just had to have one build in his garage (that he is also too lazy to even go to)
All his cars, bmx bikes and now soon to be motorcycle
Are going to stand outside on his little parking lot
Enjoying all the lovely 4 seasons England will give it
And he is gonna wonder why rust and rips in his leather saddle will appear and bird poop on his new savage paint job that he will never wash off
He is a joke
 
Oh frigg off you absolute tosspot
 

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Wowwwwwwwww said:
He will look like a right bellend on a motorbike
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And do they make helmets big enough? Sorry A/Z...stole your futureselves joke.

cuzisayso said:
That motorcycle is going to be rusting away within a year
Since he is too lazy to go to a gym and just had to have one build in his garage (that he is also too lazy to even go to)
All his cars, bmx bikes and now soon to be motorcycle
Are going to stand outside on his little parking lot
Enjoying all the lovely 4 seasons England will give it
And he is gonna wonder why rust and rips in his leather saddle will appear and bird poop on his new savage paint job that he will never wash off
He is a joke


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Maybe he’ll have it converted to a stationary bicycle & add it to his gym.
 
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