Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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"Look at me i'm so in touch with my femininity and i'm super eco friendly , I never use plastic straws but I waste 5000 tons of plastic every month buying and replacing paddling pools, me and my girlfriend also own 3 cars between us (one of which is a bleeping massive range rover) and i'm about to buy a motorbike"
 
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Those teeth omg
 
I was gonna suggest #Gifted for merch but you know gummy will flip it

"GUYZ GOT THIS SICCCCKKK NEW MERCH. HASHTAG GIFTED. BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GIFTED. SO GO SMASH YOUR GOALS. LIKE I DO EVERYDAY FKING AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS. MAKE YOUR FUTURES ELF HAPPY"
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I really don’t get the motorbike thing. He has never shown even the slightest of interest in motor biking, I can’t wait to see how he tries to bullshit his way into saying how he has always loved motorbikes.

Will he launch a new clothing brand of biker gear since he’s moved on from his skating brand? 😂😂 Proper bikers will chew this knob up and spit him out so fast if he ever ended up at a biker event or anything.
 
I really don’t get the motorbike thing. He has never shown even the slightest of interest in motor biking, I can’t wait to see how he tries to bullshit his way into saying how he has always loved motorbikes.

Will he launch a new clothing brand of biker gear since he’s moved on from his skating brand? 😂😂 Proper bikers will chew this knob up and spit him out so fast if he ever ended up at a biker event or anything.
He's got too much money
 
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