Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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He said the boys trip reminded him of 2013/14 YouTube. Alfie that was 5-6 years ago. Like damn. Him and Zoe love living in the past (Alfie in the prime of his YouTube career and Zoe in the 90s). They both have serious issues

He then tried justified why they all don't do these big holidays etc anymore
"I guess we're all busy all over the world doing different things"

I raised an eyebrow until he said "I say all over the world, I'm just in Brighton"

Yes Alfie, you don't go anywhere or do anything and that's entirely YOUR FAULT
 
sid said:
I've noticed YouTube does a membership option where you can pay monthly to join a creators channel.

How long do you think before Alfie does this? I'd say before the end of the year - especially given his channel subs are in freefall.
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He already does on his "main but it's not my main channel"

You get extra clips of The Secrets Out (that podcast not a podcast he hasn't uploaded in a month)
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GossWhore said:
He has basically dedicated a new Instagram to his "ladzzz"
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Oh ffs is he trying to be an edgy photographer now because zach and Morgan are photographers and do film?!

If Alfie is one then he doesn’t need to employ those two friends surely?

This new lad thing is pathetic, wonder how the others girlfriends feel about it, it’s like they are going through mid life crisis’ in their 20s
 
GossWhore said:
He said the boys trip reminded him of 2013/14 YouTube. Alfie that was 5-6 years ago. Like damn. Him and Zoe love living in the past (Alfie in the prime of his YouTube career and Zoe in the 90s). They both have serious issues

He then tried justified why they all don't do these big holidays etc anymore
"I guess we're all busy all over the world doing different things"

I raised an eyebrow until he said "I say all over the world, I'm just in Brighton"

Yes Alfie, you don't go anywhere or do anything and that's entirely YOUR FAULT
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They really do seem to have a problem with living in the past,didn’t Zoe say the age she was happiest was 23/24?

‘Live all over the world’ you just have to laugh,they all live within a few hours of each other for the most part😂 The thing is with everyone else alf is that they’ve moved on and grown up,a holiday with the ladzzz doesn’t have the same appeal when youre nearly 30.Just look at Marcus,Jim,Joe and Caspar they all seem to go on nice romantic couples holidays with their partners to Paris,Italy,Greece,Bali etc whist Alfie’s still going on holidays with his mum.
 
Had to get the content so wound down the window and said he didn’t care if they got wet. He’ll be snivelling and moaning he’s got a cold next week

Whys he always saying ‘fanny pack’ like it’s so naughty and edgy, and we don’t even call them that here.

Need to get some calamari one hundy. ONE HUNDY?!?! What’s he even doing. The most middle class street boyzzz ever
 
I find it highly irritating that he brought his bleeping suitcase with him when they went to go to the beach (I’ve only made it halfway through the vlog so far)
I think the rest of the guys thought it was irritating too.. they looked fed up with him when he pointed the camera at them asking if they had their swimsuits and no one answered 😂 and these are his “closest” friends. He must be so annoying to travel with.

Back to the suitcase thing... I don’t think someone would break into a car on a busy street, I mean, possible yeah, idk if I’m explaining this right.. to me it seems like a very odd thing, like he’s the only one with nice things and like he’s better than everyone and needs to protect his stuff but it just comes off selfish and greedy. Basically he’s a twit through and through.
 
boredjess said:
I click likes on at least 80% of photos on my feeds... But it will be 0% if is yours Horsie
(But I also don't follow you Horsie)
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Can't believe he purchased a Taschen book

Maybe because I've always dreamt of owning one's but that's £1500 i can't justify (even the cheapest are like £50 per book)

I haven't seen this one before, does anyone know what the cover says??????
 
Gigglez said:
I find it highly irritating that he brought his bleeping suitcase with him when they went to go to the beach (I’ve only made it halfway through the vlog so far)
I think the rest of the guys thought it was irritating too.. they looked fed up with him when he pointed the camera at them asking if they had their swimsuits and no one answered [emoji23] and these are his “closest” friends. He must be so annoying to travel with.

Back to the suitcase thing... I don’t think someone would break into a car on a busy street, I mean, possible yeah, idk if I’m explaining this right.. to me it seems like a very odd thing, like he’s the only one with nice things and like he’s better than everyone and needs to protect his stuff but it just comes off selfish and greedy. Basically he’s a twit through and through.
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The rest of the "ladzzzz" have looked pissed off many times

- When he forgot every credit and debit card at home so had to mooch off Sean
- When he was screaming from the back Daddd dadd when Steve and Zac were
- When he said he'd bring breakfast for the rest then fcked off with Morgan and got breakfast
- The stupid dragging luggage about
 
GossWhore said:
The rest of the "ladzzzz" have looked pissed off many times

- When he forgot every credit and debit card at home so had to mooch off Sean
- When he was screaming from the back Daddd dadd when Steve and Zac were
- When he said he'd bring breakfast for the rest then fcked off with Morgan and got breakfast
- The stupid dragging luggage about
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What did Morgan say his favourite part but Alfie blanked out?
 
GossWhore said:
Can't believe he purchased a Taschen book

Maybe because I've always dreamt of owning one's but that's £1500 i can't justify (even the cheapest are like £50 per book)

I haven't seen this one before, does anyone know what the cover says??????
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I think he got the £450 version, it's Bettina Rheims, I hope you get your book one day🤞

Alfie follows any trend he sees, he's so unoriginal that he can't have a single unique thought, he has to try and copy other people's personality to make up for his bland unappealing self. Every video he has made is a copy of someone else, every interest and hobby he's had he has copied from someone, that's why they never last because he has no real interest in it.

Alfie is the definition of the saying "if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?" he would be clinging onto their leg as they went, anything for the trend and attention.
 
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GeorgiaLucy said:
I think he got the £450 version, it's Bettina Rheims, I hope you get your book one day🤞

Alfie follows any trend he sees, he's so unoriginal that he can't have a single unique thought, he has to try and copy other people's personality to make up for his bland unappealing self. Every video he has made is a copy of someone else, every interest and hobby he's had he has copied from someone, that's why they never last because he has no real interest in it.

Alfie is the definition of the saying "if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?" he would be clinging onto their leg as they went, anything for the trend and attention.
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That is him exactly. Remember when he tried copying Shane Dawson with his ghost hunting and conspiracy theories? Does he really not see that people can spot this a mile off? He'll be getting into old school vinyl next and pretending he has always been into it. I don't think he would be so irritating if he even acknowledged his influences - it's the way he pretends they are original ideas that grates so much. Btw has he got bored of his pub/gin bar idea already? Not savage enough these days I suppose.
 
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