Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character
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Alightened
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Let's just face facts, he's a total knobhead, and he's not got a bloody clue about the real world, even though he thinks he's the next prophet
. He's deluded, lost and in need of a great big kick up the arse
. He's deluded, lost and in need of a great big kick up the arse
GeorgiaLucy
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My boyfriend came downstairs wearing this tee and I think it would be perfect for Zoe to wear! (Ignore the needy cat)
Youtubegossip
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Badboy savage skater is now advertising mini I see 
Loved it when he said they’d gone for a hike. Whilst walking down a PATH in plimsolesNot only does he not know how to run, but this idiot runs with slip-on Vans. If only he could have fallen off that cliff
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StephenTJackson
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He doesn't even drive a Mini. Zoe doing this AD I could vaguely get because she had (still has but unseen for months) a mini, though neither of them give two shits about an electric car.
Its all about the money for his next expensive waste of money toy.
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Youtubegossip
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This is my thing that gets my back up. You don’t get David beckham pretending to be obsessed with everything he advertises for.He’s saying he’s so excited to be working with his dream brand! Is he for real like
It’s clear that David beckham is advertising the brand. This lot advertise one brand by pretending they LOVE it but at the same time using a completely opposite brand. Alfie’s done it with Samsung/apple constantly
This is what irks me.I honestly don’t give a tit about youtubers/influencers doing ads (as long as they are in moderation,i’m not here for this ads everyday tit) but don’t pretend that you love and use everything you’re being paid to say you love and use.
StephenTJackson
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Absolutely, just say you're doing an AD but don't pretend it is the best thing since sliced bread. That is what makes the while thing so false.
I know that celebs advertising stuff don't really love the brand as much as their first born, so YouTubers don't love a brand of charcoal toothpaste as much as they pretend they do.
Alfie is the worst with his Samsung ADs but wanking endlessly over Apple.
I know that celebs advertising stuff don't really love the brand as much as their first born, so YouTubers don't love a brand of charcoal toothpaste as much as they pretend they do.
Alfie is the worst with his Samsung ADs but wanking endlessly over Apple.
Youtubegossip
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Yeah exactly. Why not say ‘I’m currently working with mini so I’ll be testing their car for them etc’
Rather than i looooooove mini ( when I’m not driving my Range Rover to Waitrose every day)
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I reckon he's going to jump on the 'travel vlogger' ideas. He's asking where viewers would want to visit. He did the thames, got interest. Got more interest in his vlogs by going overseas. I think it's clicked that currently thats where the money is.
I’m here for him bleeping off to timbuktu and never returning
Alightened
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I bloody hope not. It'll put people off going to any place he visits, purely because he won't know anything about the history or the customs or the local cuisine. He won't do his homework and go to the places of interest. He'll be half arsed about everything. He'll be busy searching for a McDonald's or buying crap from a supermarket. Oh please don't let him become a sodding travel vlogger, it'll be terrible
He could take over from Karl Pilkington and do An Idiot Abroad
. He'd be good at that
Chaos
. That's hilarious. "Tena Lady" moment here. He wouldn't know what chaos was if it jumped up and bit him on the arse. When has he ever had chaos in his life
. Probably when they didn't have his favourite sushi in Waitrose
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Youtubegossip
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Poor lamb has hand ache from playing his piano for ten minutes. Cue excuses of why he can’t vlog or edit for a week
His insta story was sitting at the piano, did a thing where you run your hand from top to bottom and then proceeded to plug his mini ad
His insta story was sitting at the piano, did a thing where you run your hand from top to bottom and then proceeded to plug his mini ad
I need to have a rant
He was talking about getting one of those cars for himself in the near future (I forgot the name but he got to test drive it a couple of times)
Then they have that big black car
She has her mini
And then she has that old classic car
Between them (and they are only in their 20s now) they have 3/4 cars
But he wants to promote and encourage “us” to drive electric cars
Fiiiirst of all.. most of his audience is either 13 and still love with mom and dad
Or “regular” people who can’t just afford electric or multiple cars for that matter
So how he got this gig is mind blowing
He does not have the audience for selling cars!!!
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He legit bought that special straw so he could take it with him to restaurants just for him in his next vlog to drink from a GLASS WITH A PLASTIC STRAW and goes “oops forgot to order without a straw gaiisss”
Why does he pretend to be so environmentally friendly when we can see his life style
The same as with him trying soooo bad looking like a good human being for always mentioning donating his clothes.... maybe you should keep some clothes longer than 6 months FUUUHHHK!!!
He legit had to buy all new swimming trunks and shorts cause he didn’t have any... any?
Buying an entire new wardrobe 3 times a year and buying fast fashion is not very environmentally friendly alfie!
They always have the lights on on multiple levels of their house in multiple rooms even though they just sit in the living room
Zoe takes baths DAILY
All the pre packaged food they eat
Etc etc
Also he goes “I get to go to multiple new countries to create content with them”
So wait... this whole electric business is mostly based on “good for the environment” (and even though less exhaust is, the make and expose off, of those electric motors do 10 times more damage to nature, (as of now) but that’s not a debate for on here)
What I’m getting at is... that’s what he is trying to sell
Yet he gets flown over to MULTIPLE countries (oh ok cause airplanes are good for the environment?)
Just to prob go on a all paid holiday to drive around a rental electric mini .... which if he would’ve just stayed at home not promoting this multi vacation trip would’ve saved the environment so much damage!!!
But no have dumbasses like him holiday for free driving around an electric rental just to go home to his 3/4 gas guzzling cars
Wtf is the point of all this?
Oh but remember sheep/fans buy buy buy
Swipe up to buy the electric car here!!!
He was talking about getting one of those cars for himself in the near future (I forgot the name but he got to test drive it a couple of times)
Then they have that big black car
She has her mini
And then she has that old classic car
Between them (and they are only in their 20s now) they have 3/4 cars
But he wants to promote and encourage “us” to drive electric cars
Fiiiirst of all.. most of his audience is either 13 and still love with mom and dad
Or “regular” people who can’t just afford electric or multiple cars for that matter
So how he got this gig is mind blowing
He does not have the audience for selling cars!!!
But
He legit bought that special straw so he could take it with him to restaurants just for him in his next vlog to drink from a GLASS WITH A PLASTIC STRAW and goes “oops forgot to order without a straw gaiisss”
Why does he pretend to be so environmentally friendly when we can see his life style
The same as with him trying soooo bad looking like a good human being for always mentioning donating his clothes.... maybe you should keep some clothes longer than 6 months FUUUHHHK!!!
He legit had to buy all new swimming trunks and shorts cause he didn’t have any... any?
Buying an entire new wardrobe 3 times a year and buying fast fashion is not very environmentally friendly alfie!
They always have the lights on on multiple levels of their house in multiple rooms even though they just sit in the living room
Zoe takes baths DAILY
All the pre packaged food they eat
Etc etc
Also he goes “I get to go to multiple new countries to create content with them”
So wait... this whole electric business is mostly based on “good for the environment” (and even though less exhaust is, the make and expose off, of those electric motors do 10 times more damage to nature, (as of now) but that’s not a debate for on here)
What I’m getting at is... that’s what he is trying to sell
Yet he gets flown over to MULTIPLE countries (oh ok cause airplanes are good for the environment?)
Just to prob go on a all paid holiday to drive around a rental electric mini .... which if he would’ve just stayed at home not promoting this multi vacation trip would’ve saved the environment so much damage!!!
But no have dumbasses like him holiday for free driving around an electric rental just to go home to his 3/4 gas guzzling cars
Wtf is the point of all this?
Oh but remember sheep/fans buy buy buy
Swipe up to buy the electric car here!!!
Yessssssss!!!!!
Rant away dear! It really makes no sense at all that of all people they would choose HIM to promote an electric car, or any type of vehicle for that matter. Then flying him (and other influencers) to different countries definitely counteracts the environmentally friendly message they are trying to spread. We all get that it’s promotion for them but counteractive really, and makes no sense when Alfie can barely raise 2,000 for a charity... what the hell.. they must just look at follower counts and that’s it. Companies need to start doing better research with who they decide they want to promote with. 
Don't forget all the bottled water they consume. Or the totally uneccesary long distance taxi he got from the kayak trip to Brighton for his sisters birthday (representative of his general attitude) and I think you're too generous on his shopping habits. 3 times a year? He buys new clothes for every holiday, event or season. Anything he does beyond his normal 'routine' requires a full new wardrobe. Let's not forget all the times during winter he buys a coat because he goes out without one and is cold (!!)
He is without a doubt only mentioning environmental issues for his image. But its so patently shallow and lazy I don't know how anyone could be taken in.
He is without a doubt only mentioning environmental issues for his image. But its so patently shallow and lazy I don't know how anyone could be taken in.
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