Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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sitesorestrictive said:
-So he posts a video of 2 ass lickers.
-The whole thing is Alfie yelling, intimidating, and swearing at them (because mature adults are cool and swear all the time)
-He slags on inabber for having a plastic water bottle and how it's SO BAD FOR THE EARTH. WHY DIDN'T INABBER BRING UP LITCHERALLY ANYTHING ALFIE BUYS FOR 300000 POUNDS AND LEAVES TO ROT?!?!
-Alfie mentions the flat earth and gang video about 400 times

I bleeping can't.
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? bless your soul for getting through the whole thing. I couldn’t. They both turned into cowards, can’t even stand up to the guy they shade so much!? Pathetic.
And we all know Alfie cut and edited that video to make himself look good too.
The whole thing is a joke.
 
I actually think it’s Alf’s most pathetic video yet. Just an ego stroking project and basically he’s desperate to get people to stop making videos slagging him.

This video with him being quite aggressive in his tone and swearing shows the really Alfie. Not positive vibes only Alfie.

Actually such a wasted opportunity for imalexx (hope Jackmaate roasts him on the podcast they do together) and inabber ( who sorry I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance but he just looks like a spineless little twerp anyway)

Alfie bought up Olis merch too trying to defend it. Can not believe the amount of praise for this on Twitter
 
I’m disappointed in ImAllexx because he does a podcast with Jaackmaate and I was expecting more from him tbh. I thought he wouldn’t back down but he back-pedalled SO HARD. He needs to sit down with Jack and hash it out because now these 2 and True Geordie have failed.
 
The problem with many callout vlogs is they are either too invested, due to some kind of personal issue with the person they're critical of, they are just plain unhinged, or they are by people who are desperate for attention and validation. The latter are catnip to an Alfie (or a Zoella if she was desperate enough) because this is the next part of the look-at-me story. That inabber channel has done dozens of videos talking about why this channel and that channel are dying, and there's nothing left to say about Alfie or Zoella in a way which gets views, so this is the next step. If these were genuine callout vlogs, the channels would be left behind because there's nothing left to say. They aren't, because they want attention just as much as Alfie does.
 
Tom Harker said:
The problem with many callout vlogs is they are either too invested, due to some kind of personal issue with the person they're critical of, they are just plain unhinged, or they are by people who are desperate for attention and validation. The latter are catnip to an Alfie (or a Zoella if she was desperate enough) because this is the next part of the look-at-me story. That inabber channel has done dozens of videos talking about why this channel and that channel are dying, and there's nothing left to say about Alfie or Zoella in a way which gets views, so this is the next step. If these were genuine callout vlogs, the channels would be left behind because there's nothing left to say. They aren't, because they want attention just as much as Alfie does.
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God he talks so much tit. He wanted his views to drop so stopped mentioning his new house etc.
Is this the same guy who’s been crying that they don’t feature on the highlight page on YouTube anymore?

Every time he swore my toes curled. It’s like a super posh person trying to be street

If he keeps telling us his viewers are all his age, we’ll definitely start believing him

‘I’ve never ever really looked at the numbers’
WHAT A LIAR

Said to Zoe. Name me an artist who hasn’t had time off in ten years.

Erm my mum. Most of my friends. Most normal people with a normal job? Zoe isn’t a music artist that is doing intensely long tours that burn them out and literally never being home.
 
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Gigglez said:
Nor is she Dianne ?
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I will say maybe Zoe and Alfie should take a leaf from Dianne book. That girl never stops, she got what 2 weeks off for Christmas went on the Strictly tour with 1 day off a week, straight into rehearsals for the greatest dancer now rehearsals for her own tour, then strictly pro tour, strictly cruises and then back to strictly rehearsals from early August. And it's not as though its only an hour of editing a day. Those dancers do 12-15 hour days.

Shes not the brightest but you can't fault her work ethic. Zoe and Alfie really could learn a thing a thing or two from her, rather then making fun of her, maybe then their viewer ratings wouldn't be dropping and they wouldn't receive so much hate.
 
Yeah I agree on her work ethic. I mean it’s no surprise - she didn’t grow up in a social media bubble but rather made her career in a highly competitive and demanding industry- and did pretty damn well at it, being on strictly and all. That doesn’t happen by posting pictures online and “going to meetings”..
Now she’s getting into some of those influencer perks but with something physical like dancing you cant afford to get lazy.
 
Cough cough - Alfie also has a "unique hobby with slack lining, etc etc etc
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I am going to be honest and say I haven't watched any Shane Dawson videos in years, so I don't know how he covers conspiracy theories, but I don't like how many popular vloggers like Shane and Alfie focus on conspiracy theories. Alfie treats them as a game. They aren't. There was an article out yesterday about the people who moderate Facebook pages to weed out conspiracy theory posts and videos, and a number of them start to become Holocaust deniers, start thinking the Earth is flat...

I wish there was as much focus on trying to stop vloggers from using conspiracy theories to reel in vulnerable people as there is on ads.
 
sitesorestrictive said:
-He slags on inabber for having a plastic water bottle and how it's SO BAD FOR THE EARTH. WHY DIDN'T INABBER BRING UP LITCHERALLY ANYTHING ALFIE BUYS FOR 300000 POUNDS AND LEAVES TO ROT?!?!
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Why are you guys so literal?...it’s just weird...aren’t you guys adults? It was definitely not my favorite video on earth as he was barking at them too much, but you’re not telling the full story for this point at all. They were discussing how far they can take these take down videos where they can nitpick at everything, so Alfie said that as an example. He wasn’t actually slagging off inabber for using a plastic bottle.
 
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