Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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GossWhore said:
@boredjess funny you mentioned merch

This is definitely new, boring ass merch

Flipped it as on Instagram stories I couldn't read it

"FUTURE SELF"

Really?
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FUTURE SELF ABUSER
 
STJ_95 said:
Oh my God, look how edgy he is!
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He probably has to ring up Jamie Oliver and put him on speaker to even get through that process.


I'm so thankful for other people who suffered it out to give us recaps. I did watch a tiny bit, and I second whoever said Inabber looks like a twerp (you're 100% dead on haha) but they both sat there spineless. Really couldn't come up with more with as much s* you say about Alfie the rest of the time, if it's true it's true, and if you back down just because you're with him, you have no backbone.
 
Do he or his Cordially Invited girlfriend ever actually cook anything - even when they have guests? When they had Joe & Dianne over they seemed to eat out for every meal. A roast dinner is just not hard to do. And poor old Mark Ferris just gets lumbered with pink sweeties and of course pizza.
And what is it with the stupid hat, white tee shirt and horrible white socks thing he keeps doing? Just looks ridiculous.
 
Welp, I watched more and my full opinion of him is that, I hate him even more. Alex and iNabber, I'm not particularly fond of the latter though I like Alex alright, are there to and would be open to, being called out on their own s* for the most part. ALL Alfie is there to do is be petty and bring things up and when he's told the truth ( watered down and sort of vague so as not to offend him there in the flesh) he STILL can't humble himself enough to see what they're saying. It's all vanity and him describing his way out of every statement trying to twist questions so that they give him a more favorable answer. The guy KNOWS how low-down he is, which is why he gets that whimpy and semi anxious face as he listens to them, trying to figure out how he can turn it back around to justify each and every thing he does.

For someone who preaches so much about change, and bettering yourself for the future, this guy is the LEAST likely to ever put one foot in front of the other in the first place. He will never be anything other than what he is. He's on a journey that revolves around stealing ideas ( no matter what they are) from other people and touting them as his own. He believes he is too good to fail, yet he's going in circles and he has 0 humility to see where he needs to change. I see it to be that the kids never found his purpose, doesn't care to, has peter pan syndrome and thinks his only reason for existence is to just keep being recognized for things he doesn't deserve and value he doesn't contribute.

This is definitely the continuation of the beginning of the end for him imo, and it's coming fast. He thinks nothing can make him obsolete, but it can. Every attempt to make something people care about fails miserably. Maybe when he takes the fall he'll realize it isn't about money or being approached or praised, but about feeling like a good person ( which, despite the quotes he repeats and revelations he appears to have), he actually doesn't.

Sorry for all that, I just really needed to unload o_O

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He's not even replied to anyone's comments. If you're going to blatantly engagebait then at least reply to some that helped boost the post.

Only 250 replies, hardly millions of fans hanging on everything he does. But we know he couldn't sell out a couple of hundred t-shirts.

I wonder how his goal to get ripped for the summer is going. Home gym still too cold even during this heatwave?
 
Average comments on his twitter statuses are 5-100. Let’s say 100 to be generous.

5.4million followers
Is that not 0.002% engagement?

And brands think Alfie has some clout?

They get around 2000-3000 likes. Which is still only 0.05% ish

He’s not even close to 1% engagement even on his most liked / commented lately.

Good job he’s not bothered about figures. Shame brands don’t seem to be either
 
Srh1984 said:
Average comments on his twitter statuses are 5-100. Let’s say 100 to be generous.

5.4million followers
Is that not 0.002% engagement?

And brands think Alfie has some clout?

They get around 2000-3000 likes. Which is still only 0.05% ish

He’s not even close to 1% engagement even on his most liked / commented lately.

Good job he’s not bothered about figures. Shame brands don’t seem to be either
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When was the last time you saw an influencer doing a twitter ad?
 
BOABKP said:
When was the last time you saw an influencer doing a twitter ad?
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Here we are sticking up for Alfie again I see.
My point is he is constantly updating twitter yet has rubbish interaction...

But just for you... he’s getting around 300 comments on an Instagram post. Compared to his 4.2 million followers

And around 300-1000 comments on YouTube (1000 is when his ‘gelfriend’ Or someone else is in it)

I’ll let you do the math.
 
Influencers are still marketed on their twitter stats and many deals are priced on a twitter share also - like alfies Nutella one from a few weeks ago.

His summer collection video got 69k likes just on the one grid post on instagram. He sold only a fraction of the 500-600 tshirts in a week before the stock levels were hidden.

YouTube Royalty, Alfie Deyes has 11 million subscribers, 5.4 million followers on Twitter and 4.3 million followers on Instagram.
The definition of a modern media maverick, for over a decade, 25-year-old Alfie has been creating content.

Alfie Deyes — Carver PR

Alfie Deyes
www.carverpr.co.uk www.carverpr.co.uk
 
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