Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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STJ_95 said:
Those sunglasses are revolting and look like a pair I had when I was 7.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...

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8 minutes in and Alex is already back-pedalling sooooooo hard. Stuttering about how he means the Americans like Jake Paul.
inabber just sitting there sheepish
Alfie has said ‘he doesn’t live in a mansion’

This is going to be a tough watch.

Wish he’d done this with someone with a backbone like Jackmaate who wouldn’t have crumbled to Alfie
 
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I've only watched the intro, he says his advance on the first book was only £4'000 as a way of proving his merch and books isn't a cash grab.

But he was new at it all for the first book, how much was the advance and royalty per copy on the next two? I imagine it was very very lucrative.

Although £4'000 advance and royalties per copy sold is still doing pretty well. Many real authors would kill for that.
 
Alfie is really triggered by people saying he’s rich.

These other pair are just snivelling grovellers. The whole video is so Alfie can ‘prove’ how he’s not bad

‘His thing isn’t money, it just means he can continue doing what he loves, youtube’

Except you clearly don’t love YouTube as you can’t even stick to a basic schedule.
 
Maureen said:
I watched a Zoella video of them setting up that office, wow, they were going to the most expensive places to buy everything - they needed extra monitors so went to the Apple store - must have blown several thousands just in that - with that kind of apt business thinking I'm sure the company will tank in no time. The PR parasites know Zoella and Alfie's names are mud now so will be feasting on the dead husks for a bit while they hunt for some fresh new squeaky clean talent they can taint. There's no point in putting any real effort into a wasted enterprise - PR companies know this - the trick is to make sure their clients don't realise they're just fiddling while Rome burns.
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I had never heard of Zoella before I saw somebody complaining about the calendar. I had seen Zoella products in Superdrug before, but thought they looked cheap and tacky so assumed it was a name for Superdug own cheap brand. There were lots of Zoella products left over for ages in the the sales.
Why are their names now mud?
 
STJ_95 said:
What Alfie needs to do is sit down with me and a few others of us here. I think we could not only tell him some home truths, but also actually break him completely, because there would be no pandering or kowtowing.
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YES! was just thinking this could be a new video idea for Horsie. Should we tweet this out to him? What about inviting over some of us to break it down to you?
13 minutes in and could punch all three of them in the mouth.

1. Alfie, no one is giving you tit for making a LOT of money off of youtube and rightfully spending it. It's the WAY you have made the money whats shady and wrong. Hello world? Your so-called books? Do you actually think selling not one, not two but THREE books that could best be described as coloring books is something to be proud of? What else have you accomplished? Making teenagers doubt whether the earth is round? Selling merch might be one of your greatest achievements and that's being generous. I know Casey Neistat makes a good living and not once have I seen anyone giving him tit about it.

2. Yes, you are a millionaire who tries to be relatable to your teenage fanbase so random sponsorship deals of things like horse teeth implants keep coming in. I would actually respect you more if you'd admit you love money.

3. You're right, you can do whatever you want with your money and that's your problem, but don't you think that buying a ton of tit (mostly plastic) using it for one day afternoon and then forgetting about it isn't aligned with today's environmental issues?

That's what I've seen so far. Might have to turn this off before I get a seizure. Don't even know why I'm so triggered by this!
 
sitesorestrictive said:
Not to mention his personal trainer session, going to MnS with his girlfriends card, him googling "free food in Brighton," and whinging that Brighton is expensive and it'd be easier in other places.

And for Zoe, she is a lying piece of tit. A company selling a product doesn't just make up a price. They use the MSRP which litcherally stands for manufacture suggested retail price a la Zoe "scamming piece of tit" Sugg.
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And drove with his land rover into Brighton easily around £5 alone in fuel and parked in their private car park spot.

He had no desire to actually work for a meal or get a couple of quid. Should have been knocking on cafe doors offering his services or something rather than just blagging freebies for nothing.
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Srh1984 said:
Did all the other ones who did it go and buy a new earring, t-shirts, beard comb and pizza for Zoe and say 'that didn't count as his £1' - or get a dozen free doughnuts because of who he was and take them all home to his rich girlfriend when he could have shared them with homeless people.

The water was special filtered water - Alf don't just drink tap water
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AND don't forget his freebie doughnuts were just left out uncovered on the kitchen counter all night where they fed a whole army of ants!!!
 
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GUYS IT WAS TOUGH, BUT I F**KING MADE IT!!!! 1HR 27 MINUTES!!!
  • Starts with AlfieStole annoying voiceover --- "There's one side of Youtube I don't understand, there are people on Youtube who make videos tearing other YouTubers down" ***inserts Inabber thumbnails: WHY ALFIES CHANNEL DIED? WHY ZOELLAS CHANNEL DIED?
  • "They don't know these people or met them"
*Moves onto Alfie, INabber and ImAllexx "chatting" *
  • Alfie reads something from I guess INabber video saying "Alfie did his book for a massive cash grab"...he comments he only made £4k for book 1 and they should "DO YOUR bleeping RESEARCH" -- he needs to stop acting like swearing makes him an adult
  • Alfie said "you can bring up anything" --- however, HE EDITED THIS VIDEO --- how do we know he didn't leave things out?
  • Alfie tried to have balls in this video and ImAllexx and INabber put up with it??? --- Nah Anjelika should have been picked because she would not have been so easy to fold like a newspaper...FCK ME INABBER AND IMALLEXXX ARE WET BLANKETS
  • These conversations are GOING NOWHERE and FML I am only 15 minutes in!!!!
  • Instead of grilling Alfie, they legit grilled each other like "Alex, you were wrong there" blah blah.....Why bother have a PR team Alfie, hire these two goons to stan you
  • INabber: "I am not just saying this because I am with Alfie" -- yes you are
  • Alfie: "Do you know how many people also did the £1 challenge" --- yes, but none of them were as privileged and out of touch holding a pound like a dirty nappy
  • INabber did make a good point that many people who watch commentary have grown out of OG Youtubers content, then Alfie HAAADDD TO ADD "most of my audience is over 18"
  • Alfie about Hello World: "It didn't go as well as I would have planned"
  • Alfie: "A lot of the videos like going on about how much money I make, 1 - you don't know how much I make, 2 - why is money bad"
  • If I was there I would have asked, how much do you make? Since Alfie said nothing is off limits! COME ON ALF, TELL US
  • Alfie kinda cleared up he ain't one for travel though he is rich AF -- so we can end those "if he left Zoe he would travel the world" -- he would travel back to his parents' house lol
Hit the hour mark....FML
  • I feel like Alfie is the puppeteer pulling Alex and Fraser (Inabber) strings asking all the questions, pulling video receipts
  • They started banging on about commentary channels not apologizing, which is a bit hypocritical -- basically talking about Anjelika
  • ImAllexxx actually mentioned Anjelika in regards to relevancy -- so pathetic
  • Alfie: "If I could press a button I would have 300,000 subs" -- urghh he needs to stop this bs
  • He legit acts like hes changed the YT game "I have done a video with the no1 gang leader of London and a 2 part video on a flat earther"
  • They spoke about how you need a life outside of YT -- Alfie spoke of Zoes 10 year on YouTube and said "I said to Zoe, what music artist do you know who hasn't had a break in 10 years"??? --- ROLLS EYES ---Zoe BARELY does ANYTHING
  • The last part was on cancel culture -- Alfie said after the £1 challenge and Zoes past people want them "canceled" to make themselves successful??? [funny he said that I got a notification on my phone that Rich Luxe saying "Jackie Aina is cancelled" LOL]
  • Last point: "Remember don't believe everything you see and you only see 20 mins of their lives"
THIS WAS THE MOST POINTLESS, MUNDANE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SUFFERED THROUGH AND WILL NOW TRY TO ERASE IT BY WATCHING BLUE PLANET
 
STJ_95 said:
£4,000 advance for a colouring book is still ridiculous let’s be honest.
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This was also only what he had for the first book on the advance alone (no mention of what he got after release), he conveniently didn't mention the advances on the later books.

Also speaking of money, he mentions that he owns part of the company that ran Hello World, but later says he received no money for Hello World. So was this designed to break even (doubtful as that would be stupid and ensure that there was no longevity for the event), or is he lying?

Also, dude bought a clock so he could WATCH his subscribers grow live, bullshit that he would only have 300k right now if he could choose. Why else did he make all his vlogs into the trend videos? He wanted people to come to his channel (and have to sift through a bunch of his mundane day to get the actually challenge portion of the video). Now that his channel is seeing declining views and subs he is just looking to rationalize why he is in this position - claiming it's because his content changed, but the reality is that he was on the decline and STILL making that garbage. The main channel videos now are the same thing, it isn't him growing up, it's more trends to follow - he sees Shane making it big with his content and wants a piece of that action too.
 
It’s for the gossip my friends ? and if a bit of cursing offends you that sucks. I am here for one thing only and that is to gossip about Youtubers, not get into everyone’s personal life and what offends you / being politically correct.
I have nothing against the gay community. ??
Now moving on to what we are here for ???
 
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