Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

How long will his get fit faze last?

  • hes already given up

    Votes: 199 56.4%
  • two more weeks

    Votes: 27 7.6%
  • a month

    Votes: 15 4.2%
  • until he finds a new hobby

    Votes: 60 17.0%
  • he doesn't need to work out Zoe has him running around enough

    Votes: 52 14.7%

  • Total voters
    353
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Was it just me that was told not to drive around with the car seat in until you’re picking your baby up from hospital (if you’ve had a hospital birth) because you never know if you’ll risk damaging it through a car accident (god forbid). Zoe’s at 37 weeks, with first time mothers averaging 41+3 deliveries, that’s a lot of needless driving around with the car seat in. 🙄

I love how Algae said in his story how he's nesting right now. Is that normal? I thought only the woman who was pregnant nested.
This is one of my pet peeves! Don’t get me wrong, I do think the partners can feel they need to get stuff sorted. My husband went a bit nuts first pregnancy and got both bathrooms renovated 👀 But there’s something about the non-birthing partner using that term that royally rubs me up the wrong way 😂
 
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Twat.
 
Does Alfie think people just STOP doing stuff when they have children? He was going on and on about that paperwork that they hadn't done and that if they hadn't done that now, they probably wouldn't have done it before the kid was 16. Like, seriously? Parents still do normal life admin, they still have to get the mail and Pay (Deyes) bills. He's honestly such a effing twat.
 
Does Alfie think people just STOP doing stuff when they have children? He was going on and on about that paperwork that they hadn't done and that if they hadn't done that now, they probably wouldn't have done it before the kid was 16. Like, seriously? Parents still do normal life admin, they still have to get the mail and Pay (Deyes) bills. He's honestly such a effing twat.
Why do I imagine the paper work is probably Zoe's will so if God forbid anything happens in labour, poor little Pay, looked after my dad bod, gets all of Zoe's wealth. I remember my partner being obsessed with a will just before I gave birth and he got a massive fuck off back
 
First video in 4 weeks. A shit Q&A. Says “My gIrLfriEnd”. OHHHH and, of course the battery goes in his obnoxious unnecessary microphone. Still no video from the “partner of the pregnant person” uploaded. I can’t stand him.
My love for the red head would be a good one for Aldo
My ittle heart yearns for her. I sneak down to the sex dungeon when zOeLlA is sleeping and get a good wank so I don't have to raw dog zOeLlA.

*Cries into a pic of the red head with his Tory tears* ✨⭐✨ 🔥
 
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