Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

[Chilli pepper 19]

I can't believe pay deyes is going to be here, feels like ZoElLaS pregnancy has went by so fast.

It's been 6 months of pure hell

 

[CarlyBear94]

It's been 6 months of pure hell

For Aldo, because he's had to secretly wank to the red head in his sex dungeon under the house.

 

[CarlyBear94]

I thought you were on paternity leave Aldo?

#ImNotATory #ILoveTheRedHead

LiTtLe OnE iS bOrN

SHICKKK innit

 

[CinnamonBun]

I thought you were on paternity leave Aldo?

#ImNotATory #ILoveTheRedHead

SHICKKK innit

Probably got ADs that he needs to put in a few videos

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

I thought you were on paternity leave Aldo?

#ImNotATory #ILoveTheRedHead

LiTtLe OnE iS bOrN

SHICKKK innit

How about film everything you already promised to film about the pregnancy from the PaRtNer’s perspective you ugly fucking gormless posing prat.
#lidlwun #toryleave #futureonashelf

 

[Disney_Wolf]

Don’t come for me but I think he looks kind of hot on that recent photo on his story

Okay you are in time out, you are allowed to come back once Zoe's 1,000 month pregnancy ends or Alfie proves he really is not a Tory or when pigs fly...whatever happens first x

 

[jvalentine2189]

I thought you were on paternity leave Aldo?

#ImNotATory #ILoveTheRedHead

LiTtLe OnE iS bOrN

SHICKKK innit

Notice how once again he said MY little one? Did all of two minutes of pumping that cold December night and is now taking all of the credit.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Notice how once again he said MY little one? Did all of two minutes of pumping that cold December night and is now taking all of the credit.

Does anyone else's vagina instantly shrink inwards and lock whenever he saws this. They should just print this quote and his pictures on condom packets to stop unwanted pregnancy

 

[coconochanel]

I thought you were on paternity leave Aldo?

#ImNotATory #ILoveTheRedHead

LiTtLe OnE iS bOrN

SHICKKK innit

Awww is he bored already of being on Paternity leave with Zoe demanding this and that every 5 minutes?

 

[Elessar]

Hilarious! Makes such a big deal out of going on ‘paternity leave’, then proceeds to try and flog his latest FS merch and then posts about making some more videos. How’s that work then Alf?

 

[CarlyBear94]

Bet Aldo is fucking loving this looooooool

 

[electricmallows]

Bet Aldo is fucking loving this looooooool

Haahahahamarrymeahaha

 

[coconochanel]

Bet Aldo is fucking loving this looooooool

Ooohh a match made in heaven-Alfie thought when he read that.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Haahahahamarrymeahaha

Burst out laughing in my office, everyone looked at me ffs

SHICKKK

 

[Snackella]

Oop, I guess Zoe isn't "little one" anymore

 

[CarlyBear94]

Yes Aldo, why? Why are you such a Tory prick? Why are you obsessed with the red head? Why are you an immature horny 12 year old boy?
So many questions, what he'll never answer.

SHICKKK innit

 

[Disney_Wolf]

Yes Aldo, why? Why are you such a Tory prick? Why are you obsessed with the red head? Why are you an immature horny 12 year old boy?
So many questions, what he'll never answer.

SHICKKK innit

Thanks for this, I forgot he had that tattoo and now I cant stop laughing at the idea the bellend thought this would be a cool tattoo idea x

 

[coconochanel]

Good morning guys good morning. For all you Morgan fans he features in a lot of Alfie's vlogs in 2018 summer onwards esp the ones where Alf goes to another county for 24 hrs etc. you are welcome

 

[Laughingforlife]

Of course he picked Zoe...

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Hilarious! Makes such a big deal out of going on ‘paternity leave’, then proceeds to try and flog his latest FS merch and then posts about making some more videos. How’s that work then Alf?

The grind never stops yo