Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

[newtoyou]

Why does he always say my giwfriend as if people have found his channel by chance and not through Zoe. I can see him being just like Marcus if it wasn’t for Zoe.

 

[coconochanel]

Why does he always say my giwfriend as if people have found his channel by chance and not through Zoe. I can see him being just like Marcus if it wasn’t for Zoe.

Its so weird. Zoe never says 'my boyfriend' she always says Alfie.

 

[Lilykins]

Why does he always say my giwfriend as if people have found his channel by chance and not through Zoe. I can see him being just like Marcus if it wasn’t for Zoe.

He’ll still be saying my girrrrrlllllfrrienddd when they are 60 as he’ll never propose!

 

[myra1409]

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Twat.

The way he's lying reminds me of when Jacob Rees-Mogg was sprawled across the seats in the House of Commons a few years back...

 

[tugyplaky]

this dickhead will post every minor thing that he does and caption it "possibly the last one without the baby" shut up already twat

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

this dickhead will post every minor thing that he does and caption it "possibly the last one without the baby" shut up already twat

Oh fuck off Aldo

 

[Snackella]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOOOOOOSE

 

[CarlyBear94]

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOOOOOOSE

Savage dad-to-be shoes

So SHICKKK innit

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

At this stage poor little Pay is going to refuse to come out if these two are what she’s got

 

[Snackella]

Alright Alfonso, I know you're a Tory and all, but don't go stealing NHS clothes. It's enough that you've nicked their shoes.

 

[coconochanel]

Love how he drinks red wine because he thinks it makes him look sophisticated and grown up no just a #torytosspot

 

[CarlyBear94]

So Aldo is out in his veggie patch and got this bag boy!
Something tells me, that he wished his sausage what's attached to him was as big as this

Gotta impress the red head after all!

 

[coconochanel]

So Aldo is out in his veggie patch and got this bag boy!
Something tells me, that he wished his sausage what's attached to him was as big as this

Gotta impress the red head after all!

Well we know one thing Slobella wont be eating any of the veg.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Well we know one thing Slobella wont be eating any of the veg.

Her face when she seen Aldo's tiny Tory dick for the first time

SHICKKK

 

[Plasticbox]

I can’t believe how thin she is for 9 months!
Also, I swear something is wrong with me because I still have the hots for Alfie. What is wrong with me!?

 

[CarlyBear94]

I can’t believe how thin she is for 9 months!
Also, I swear something is wrong with me because I still have the hots for Alfie. What is wrong with me!?

We'll send the priest to get you baptized in holy water

 

[areyoujoking]

Does anyone else's vagina instantly shrink inwards and lock whenever he saws this. They should just print this quote and his pictures on condom packets to stop unwanted pregnancy

Sorry but I’m literally laughing aloud at this

 

[SomethingClever]

Also, I swear something is wrong with me because I still have the hots for Alfie. What is wrong with me!?

I can see it. Before I became a Tattler (and Gossip guru! lol) I was a fan of them. In the right poses and outfits he can be kind of cute.. but when he opens his mouth to speak you're like "oh god this is gross"

 

[Elessar]

I can’t believe how thin she is for 9 months!

If you watch the story you can see two plates in front of Zoe and Poppy. Poppy’s is empty, just with an eaten corn on the cob.

Zoe’s plate still looks completely full.

 

[TheSilverFox]

I can’t believe how thin she is for 9 months!
Also, I swear something is wrong with me because I still have the hots for Alfie. What is wrong with me!?

Praying for you hun x