Adam the Woo #22 Bein’ a Schlub in a Tub
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Quasimodo
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They should sell bumper stickers with this on it...
...and where would... preal horber be? Sounds like a name a Gen Z teen mom would give her baby. Or a new drug advertised on TV. Is glenn having a stroke while typing?
Grifters of the Caribbean
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Loueylouay
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3 weeks in Mozambique give or take a week.....10 days back in Celebration give or take a day.....back to the airport for International travel......on to Sri Lanka for 3 weeks.....then I might head home for a few days...I might not....I might just have a layover in LA and stay for a few days.....who knows....its all part of the experience
Thunderbirdtoo
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We've watched a couple recently about ATW by Passing Through Productions that were not bad. Certainly better than suffering through an ATW vlog itself.
2020planner
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Yep! I just watched two dedicated to Woo and they were pretty funny and spot on.
(especially loved when he pointed out David's comment about there being a "slight non-hotness in the air" once touching down in Hawaii
)
dirtnap101
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I agree that PTP is much better than Troll Patrol. The thing I don't like about PTP is that I've seen the guy behind it (Arron) has - not too recently but in back in October or before that, if I remember correctly - actually liked things that Rev. Jim has posted on Facebook. I don't remember any of it being the real crazy stuff that old Jim posts or anything, but any encouragement you're giving that guy, it means you're guilty by association as far as I'm concerned.
So, when I watch PTP on YouTube, I do it the same way as when I watch Adam to make sure no ad revenue is going to that channel.
Edit to add: an example, and not only did he Like it, he posted a reply (that has nothing to do with the main post??) and Jim Williams is the one who Liked it.
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2020planner
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Oh, yeah. That's how I watch EVERYTHING on YouTube.
DukeOfKent
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What are you doing here, Adam? I know we joke that a lot of these vloggers are doing nothing but home movies, but that's literally what this Hawaii series is. He's just hanging out with his family on vacation.
On the one hand, sure, take a family vacation. And if you can get some revenue from your braindead fans by tricking them into watching your home movies, then post the videos and get that cash.
But he's promoting the videos on his other socials, trying to keep the view numbers up. He wants people to watch, but he is doing nothing to make the videos compelling for people to want to watch.
It should come as no surprise that Mama and Papa Woo look so smug and self satisfied. They, of all people, know the very limited intellect and abilities of their baby boy, and I'm sure they recognize how lucky he is to have stumbled into YouTube success at just the right time. He'd never be able to take them on a luxury tropical vacation if he were working the McJob that is all he's really qualified to do.
I'm responding to this quote from a few pages back because it's worth noting that the whole buying a bunch of junk at Wally World and hoarding cheap trinkets is a real "new money" move. It's what you get when someone low-class suddenly hits a windfall. Now I am neither "old money" or "new money", but I recognize the value of quality over quantity, which is something that Adam seems completely unable to grasp. That's clear from his hoarding of cheap pins, his consumption of gallons of gas station coffee, his creation of extremely low-effort but very numerous daily YouTube videos -- even his OF chicks in every city he visits.
He lives his life like a 13-year-old who found some cash.
On the one hand, sure, take a family vacation. And if you can get some revenue from your braindead fans by tricking them into watching your home movies, then post the videos and get that cash.
But he's promoting the videos on his other socials, trying to keep the view numbers up. He wants people to watch, but he is doing nothing to make the videos compelling for people to want to watch.
It should come as no surprise that Mama and Papa Woo look so smug and self satisfied. They, of all people, know the very limited intellect and abilities of their baby boy, and I'm sure they recognize how lucky he is to have stumbled into YouTube success at just the right time. He'd never be able to take them on a luxury tropical vacation if he were working the McJob that is all he's really qualified to do.
I'm responding to this quote from a few pages back because it's worth noting that the whole buying a bunch of junk at Wally World and hoarding cheap trinkets is a real "new money" move. It's what you get when someone low-class suddenly hits a windfall. Now I am neither "old money" or "new money", but I recognize the value of quality over quantity, which is something that Adam seems completely unable to grasp. That's clear from his hoarding of cheap pins, his consumption of gallons of gas station coffee, his creation of extremely low-effort but very numerous daily YouTube videos -- even his OF chicks in every city he visits.
He lives his life like a 13-year-old who found some cash.
Beezlebubba
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They're only rentals.
Loueylouay
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Trackers do the same. They get excited going to Target because in the past they had to actually look at the prices and contemplate....and sometimes they actually calculated they couldn't afford it back in the day. Now they go all willy nilly and throw everything into the cart......dude it's still Target and you are buying junk. It's also why they gorge. PMM does all of this too.
robotmonster
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There seems to be a pattern developing. Family members begin to shun being in the presence of their brokeback volcano embarrasment. Wearing peacock puke shirts, an old ladies gardening hat, crocks with white socks and wrinkled shorts that could stick to the wall, this tit for brains stands out in a crowd like a fart in church. And yes, everyone thinks he looks like a dipshit. Even Mama seems embarrassed. This just proves Mr. Woo will have to stay in resorts, and the plastic world they provide, when he goes, "International." Wandering down a dark alley dressed like Richard Simmons in rehab, while talking to himself in English, could definitely not have a happy ending.
dirtnap101
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Yes, he had the gall to say TGIF when on "vacation" in Hawaii at Aulani. And he had to mention (multiple times) that it was Friday the 13th which never even crossed my mind until he said, I had no idea because it's December and who cares?
It's the second "hang around Aulani" day. Adam explains the "my sister and her husband are doing their thing, my dad is doing his thing" and he and his Mama have decided to go out on the outrigger ride that Aulani offers. But he's calling it a "boat canoe" because he thinks that fits with all his other folksy, jackass double words like "queue line".
Is that happening right now? Hell no, of course not. That's TWO HOURS from now. Right now, Adam plans on "walking the shoreline" with his coffee. The only vlog idea this guy ever has is "get a coffee and go for a walk", doesn't matter where he is. He says TGIF for a second time just to rub it in the face of anyone watching who had to do actual work yesterday.
Never, ever doubt how dumb this guy is. Ever. "You got a plane flying above. That's the flight path that we came in, when we made our ascension and touch down here in Oahu, Hawaii."
It's another pep talk for Adam where everything is "great". "This is a great spot with the grass, overlooking the cove, the resort down there, great angle, pulling the boat ashore, very, very scenic and beautiful. Nice little breeze in the air, nice little breeze, love it." Adam is forced to wear flip flops today because he needs to get into the water to get into the "boat canoe", so socks would be a problem.
After talking to some birds, he's back inside the building. He films b-roll of some of the decor and gives a patented voiceover with zero new info about anything, and then some shots from their balcony. Time for the "boat canoe" ride...
Now, in the intro he did say that he and his mom decided to do this, but the first thing June says when she's on camera is, "what I'll do for you, son" while she's shaking her head a bit. You can see Adam laughing at it above. Then: "You get me in some of the craziest predicaments."
Adam tells her "the good thing mom, is that we don't have to paddle." All I can think about is that Adam probably never went kayaking or canoeing or rafting in his life, he's probably never paddled anything anywhere, which is sad. Every summer when my son was growing up I'd take him for a day of canoeing or kayaking and swimming in the river, great memories.
Well, there's a guide on this cruise and you know what that means...yup, time for Adam to start talking over him. But once they are out into the open water, Adam starts to change his tune a bit. Suddenly he's the one that seems a bit freaked out by this experience. He's glancing this way and that way and the look on his face is not one of someone who is relaxed and enjoying themselves. He touches his mom's arm and asks "Are you alright?" and she says yes, and goes back to enjoying the experience, and he just keeps swiveling his head around with this look on his face:
"We're going out here, going far than I thought we were going to", says a nervous Woo. He keeps asking his mom if she's doing ok, and she says she is, but that his father would never be able to do this.
Did you think he could get through this experience without referencing an 80s/90s movie? "Every time I see something like that, I think of Naked Gun"
Time to try for the thumbnail he's never going to use, with his fake smile
At one point there are caves along the shoreline in the rocks, and Adam asks the guide what they are and if people are living in them (???). Always searching for the poverty porn.
Adam's review of the "boat canoe" (guess what, he really enjoyed it): "I really enjoyed it, it was about an hour, we went up and down the coast past all the resorts in the area, not the most comfortable seating arrangements but it's only for an hour. Mom gets motion sickness pretty easily on water. She says she didn't have any issues with that, but pack light - I didn't bring my phone or anything, only thing I brought was what I had on me and my camera. It's a little bouncy."
So his mom gets motion sickness pretty easily on water, but he roped her into doing this. Glad she seemed to have a better time than he did in the end. They celebrate by getting Adam a step closer to a diabetic coma with a Dole Whip.
Adam: "Do you feel like Moana?"
Mom: "No"
Time for dinner at Monkey Pod across the street. Somehow in the span of a minute and a half Adam manages to tell us TWICE that he only learned the day before what a monkey pod tree was...and that made him want to eat at Monkey Pod. Of course dinner is a voiceover with some limited footage of the plates
I think this was Mama Woo's meal, jumping on that Woo family fried food bandwagon, and someone else got the identical dish
Someone else with the very adventurous burger and fries!
Adam got an appetizer of lobster deviled eggs (only this idiot would go all the way to Hawaii to order something with lobster in it
) AND swordfish tacos AND pork saimin bowl
Adam's comments about the swordfish tacos seem to indicate he never had swordfish before and now knows he does not like swordfish. He didn't say it was bad, but he definitely didn't say it was good.
He finished off the evening with some Rocky Road ice cream with caramelized mini marshmallows on top, because the Dole Whip wasn't enough for the day.
Adam catches the holiday train running past on the short walk back to Aulani, and I bet he wished he was on it
The vlog is over.
It's the second "hang around Aulani" day. Adam explains the "my sister and her husband are doing their thing, my dad is doing his thing" and he and his Mama have decided to go out on the outrigger ride that Aulani offers. But he's calling it a "boat canoe" because he thinks that fits with all his other folksy, jackass double words like "queue line".
Is that happening right now? Hell no, of course not. That's TWO HOURS from now. Right now, Adam plans on "walking the shoreline" with his coffee. The only vlog idea this guy ever has is "get a coffee and go for a walk", doesn't matter where he is. He says TGIF for a second time just to rub it in the face of anyone watching who had to do actual work yesterday.
Never, ever doubt how dumb this guy is. Ever. "You got a plane flying above. That's the flight path that we came in, when we made our ascension and touch down here in Oahu, Hawaii."
It's another pep talk for Adam where everything is "great". "This is a great spot with the grass, overlooking the cove, the resort down there, great angle, pulling the boat ashore, very, very scenic and beautiful. Nice little breeze in the air, nice little breeze, love it." Adam is forced to wear flip flops today because he needs to get into the water to get into the "boat canoe", so socks would be a problem.
After talking to some birds, he's back inside the building. He films b-roll of some of the decor and gives a patented voiceover with zero new info about anything, and then some shots from their balcony. Time for the "boat canoe" ride...
Now, in the intro he did say that he and his mom decided to do this, but the first thing June says when she's on camera is, "what I'll do for you, son" while she's shaking her head a bit. You can see Adam laughing at it above. Then: "You get me in some of the craziest predicaments."
Adam tells her "the good thing mom, is that we don't have to paddle." All I can think about is that Adam probably never went kayaking or canoeing or rafting in his life, he's probably never paddled anything anywhere, which is sad. Every summer when my son was growing up I'd take him for a day of canoeing or kayaking and swimming in the river, great memories.
Well, there's a guide on this cruise and you know what that means...yup, time for Adam to start talking over him. But once they are out into the open water, Adam starts to change his tune a bit. Suddenly he's the one that seems a bit freaked out by this experience. He's glancing this way and that way and the look on his face is not one of someone who is relaxed and enjoying themselves. He touches his mom's arm and asks "Are you alright?" and she says yes, and goes back to enjoying the experience, and he just keeps swiveling his head around with this look on his face:
"We're going out here, going far than I thought we were going to", says a nervous Woo. He keeps asking his mom if she's doing ok, and she says she is, but that his father would never be able to do this.
Did you think he could get through this experience without referencing an 80s/90s movie? "Every time I see something like that, I think of Naked Gun"
Time to try for the thumbnail he's never going to use, with his fake smile
At one point there are caves along the shoreline in the rocks, and Adam asks the guide what they are and if people are living in them (???). Always searching for the poverty porn.
Adam's review of the "boat canoe" (guess what, he really enjoyed it): "I really enjoyed it, it was about an hour, we went up and down the coast past all the resorts in the area, not the most comfortable seating arrangements but it's only for an hour. Mom gets motion sickness pretty easily on water. She says she didn't have any issues with that, but pack light - I didn't bring my phone or anything, only thing I brought was what I had on me and my camera. It's a little bouncy."
So his mom gets motion sickness pretty easily on water, but he roped her into doing this. Glad she seemed to have a better time than he did in the end. They celebrate by getting Adam a step closer to a diabetic coma with a Dole Whip.
Adam: "Do you feel like Moana?"
Mom: "No"
Time for dinner at Monkey Pod across the street. Somehow in the span of a minute and a half Adam manages to tell us TWICE that he only learned the day before what a monkey pod tree was...and that made him want to eat at Monkey Pod. Of course dinner is a voiceover with some limited footage of the plates
I think this was Mama Woo's meal, jumping on that Woo family fried food bandwagon, and someone else got the identical dish
Someone else with the very adventurous burger and fries!
Adam got an appetizer of lobster deviled eggs (only this idiot would go all the way to Hawaii to order something with lobster in it
) AND swordfish tacos AND pork saimin bowl
Adam's comments about the swordfish tacos seem to indicate he never had swordfish before and now knows he does not like swordfish. He didn't say it was bad, but he definitely didn't say it was good.
He finished off the evening with some Rocky Road ice cream with caramelized mini marshmallows on top, because the Dole Whip wasn't enough for the day.
Adam catches the holiday train running past on the short walk back to Aulani, and I bet he wished he was on it
The vlog is over.
cardfrek
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Iwantallthetea
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This has to be a thread title ...
Credit to @robotmonster
Adam the Woo #23 Wandering down a dark alley dressed like Richard Simmons in rehab, while talking to himself in English, could definitely not have a happy ending
Credit to @robotmonster
Adam the Woo #23 Wandering down a dark alley dressed like Richard Simmons in rehab, while talking to himself in English, could definitely not have a happy ending
dirtnap101
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The views keep getting worse, but he keeps trying...so far this one isn't doing any better than yesterday's, maybe that's considered progress at this point.
2020planner
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I'm perplexed why the same douche that repeatedly tells people to stop watching his vlogs and "go away" and/or he doesn't need people to watch his vlogs and he could retire tomorrow if he wants tp... is now routinely advertising his vlogs on his IG basically begging people to go to YT to watch said vlogs.
