Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

Choose your Hiding Him quote

  • and I

    Votes: 13 12.6%
  • He looks between my left eye and my right eye

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • My right hand's going to need a holiday!

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • My tent pitches to full mast

    Votes: 14 13.6%
  • His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows

    Votes: 25 24.3%
  • If you play your cards right, maybe I will take you up the North Mountain

    Votes: 8 7.8%
  • The accents of his words flick off his teeth

    Votes: 8 7.8%
  • My eyes close at the dissatisfaction of the splash

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

    Votes: 7 6.8%
  • Finn curses his lips

    Votes: 3 2.9%

  • Total voters
    103
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I imagine asking for name and location is for a shout out in a video when answering the questions, but surely their IG handle is enough? Also, IG questions only allow for a certain amount of characters, so saying ‘Mary, Birmingham’ at the end would make your question have to fit into a much smaller amount

Yeah exactly to all of that. I thought the same. I bet he hasn't thought about the character limit.
 
And does he think he is that knowledgeable he will be able to ask in depth questions!?!
Yes he truly thinks he is. . . hence why he had to bestow on the world his Disney Guide Book. :rolleyes:

My guess he is asking people for ideas is because it is time to plan his fall trip - likely Gary will be joining him. With his recent IG post that @Mark81 referenced a few posts back, it does seem he is heading back to Florida yet again. Shocking!
 
Mary, Birmingham. Really? Is his fanbase Northern pensioners. Surely the Lodge Guys have those old dears spun out.

Also, anyone dreading the price of heating this winter? Adam should have 5,000 books ready for burning.

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If you're in the US, he might pay you to take a few!

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Watching Max and Alex (I quite like them tbf) but makes me laugh alex is wearing abercrombie too (not head to toe though, unlike madam) and looks world's away from Adam. All about the styling
 
And Alex probably wears clothes that fit him. Adam wasn't great about that even before he got chunky.

Also, anyone dreading the price of heating this winter? Adam should have 5,000 books ready for burning.
I don't know why, but there's a part of me that honestly feels sorry for Adam. I find his complete inability to recognize his own inadequacies and form actually mutually affirming friendships and romantic attachments really sad.

I wish someone would slap some sense into him, help him find a career he could actually succeed at, and help him make some real friends.

Maybe I'm just being too nice, but as much of a narcissist as he is, he's a lot less malignant of one than a lot of the other vloggers.
 
And Alex probably wears clothes that fit him. Adam wasn't great about that even before he got chunky.


I don't know why, but there's a part of me that honestly feels sorry for Adam. I find his complete inability to recognize his own inadequacies and form actually mutually affirming friendships and romantic attachments really sad.

I wish someone would slap some sense into him, help him find a career he could actually succeed at, and help him make some real friends.

Maybe I'm just being too nice, but as much of a narcissist as he is, he's a lot less malignant of one than a lot of the other vloggers.

I volunteer to slap him 🙋‍♂️
 
I volunteer to slap him 🙋‍♂️
I imagine that would be a very long line. Depending on which currency we were collecting it in, if we charged, we'd either settle the US national debt or fund the NHS in perpetuity.

Maybe it says more about me, but I would like to think there's at least one Disney vlogger who isn't completely beyond redemption, and Adam is probably the most likely candidate.
 
I imagine that would be a very long line. Depending on which currency we were collecting it in, if we charged, we'd either settle the US national debt or fund the NHS in perpetuity.

Maybe it says more about me, but I would like to think there's at least one Disney vlogger who isn't completely beyond redemption, and Adam is probably the most likely candidate.

You're just a very nice person

For me I think there are ones like max and Alex, l and r dreaming, cheers ears and others who are way above Adam in that score. Not saying they're perfect, but they have their own jobs, own lives, aren't obnoxious on camera and don't seem overly entitled (although Luke and rich push that sometimes).
 
I imagine that would be a very long line. Depending on which currency we were collecting it in, if we charged, we'd either settle the US national debt or fund the NHS in perpetuity.

Maybe it says more about me, but I would like to think there's at least one Disney vlogger who isn't completely beyond redemption, and Adam is probably the most likely candidate.

I will admit he at least tries to put some tips in his videos (more than Vicky ‘I’ll have to check that / I’m not quite sure’ In Detail).
 
Not only does he want a gay lit style fantasy, bur he wants someone perfect while making no effort himself.
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Not just physically, but imagine dating someone in their 30s (or 40s or 50s tbh) that tires after only a few hours of walking in a theme park, or worse on a cruise shop. Or who can seemingly only talk about disney, Taylor Swift and teen fiction
 
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The Disney/Swift and no other hobbies thing is a hard sell but there's plenty of guys who would otherwise be interested in Adam. But they are guys his own age, average looking etc Adam is voluntarily celibate until a 23 year old Flynn Rider type crashes through the door on horseback saying 'I'm yours, take me to WDW every 6 weeks until the end of time'

He's an volcel! But with all the whiny, self pitying hypocrisy of an incel.
 
The Disney/Swift and no other hobbies thing is a hard sell but there's plenty of guys who would otherwise be interested in Adam. But they are guys his own age, average looking etc Adam is voluntarily celibate until a 23 year old Flynn Rider type crashes through the door on horseback saying 'I'm yours, take me to WDW every 6 weeks until the end of time'

He's an volcel! But with all the whiny, self pitying hypocrisy of an incel.

Exactly , and Adam is getting more and more average as he gets older and doesn't look after himself. He he went to the gym/took up a sport/just exercised and got a style makeover he could probably get the guy he craves (if they can get passed his personality).

The way he is going he is going to be a 40+ year old going after the 20 year olds
 
You're just a very nice person

For me I think there are ones like max and Alex, l and r dreaming, cheers ears and others who are way above Adam in that score. Not saying they're perfect, but they have their own jobs, own lives, aren't obnoxious on camera and don't seem overly entitled (although Luke and rich push that sometimes).
James Farrow ?
 
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