lydia millen

  1. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #110 A sage Defender for this nouveau-riche pretender!

    She's back! Our @JMD returns with a great thread title with 82 votes! 🍾🥂 We are in a celebratory mood because Lydia celebrated 10 years as an influencer. Is it really 10 years? Seems like a lifetime. What other career options were there? She bought a Land Rover Defender...with tweed and...
  2. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #109 Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, some are bull and lies!

    Thanks to @BunkerSessions for the thread title with 80 votes! 🏆 It's great to see so many new members contributing to the thread! 😁 Move over Elsie...the most popular post of the last thread was @Stefano 's announcement that he's now a VIP! Congratulations! In his acceptance speech he thanked...
  3. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #108 Josie got the dream Defender but will Elsie become a Soho House member?

    Thanks to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the thread title with 62 votes. Edited to fit, original was 'Josie bought Lidl’s dream Defender but is she going to help her become a Soho House member?' As the title so succinctly states, we debated the (slim) chances of Elsie becoming a member of...
  4. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #107 Cinch it in, your career's end is nigh, all you do is buy, beg and lie!

    Congratulations to @georgiecait for the thread title with 88 votes! 🏆Amended slightly to fit. With the new Bond movie out it was tempting to add it's "no time to die"! Recap anyone? Lydia standing on a box on the red carpet! Reality! Report
  5. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #106 The sellout edit hasn't sold out, already on sale, nothing to rave about

    Thanks to @JMD for another great thread title with 54 votes! Edited to fit. Original was: The sellout's collection hasn't sold out, already on sale still nothing to rave about The latest By Lydia collection launched (designed WITH Karen Millen) and despite Elsie saying it sold out in hours we...
  6. AmaliaLana

    Lydia Millen #105 Confusing greed for goals, viewers as trolls, time to go back to those Ibiza poles

    Another great title from @JMD won with 94 votes, was a bit too long, original: Confusing greed for goals, viewers for trolls, time to go back to those Ibiza poles. And again, we had to start a new thread in time for her newest vlog. Lydia had a post-athon yesterday, rage and/or Whispoering...
  7. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #104 Ahoy me hearties! That #gifted meal made me super farty!

    Thanks to our very own queen of one liners @Wophie for the cheery, windy, pirate thread title, which received 66 votes! It's only right that we bring back @AmaliaLana brilliant pirate image too! Elsie has been trying to reinvent herself as a fashion influencer now it's Autumn! Unfortunately...
  8. AmaliaLana

    Lydia Millen #103 Ice cream van leak, she gets more pretentious by the week

    Thread title by @bubble_T with 60 votes. In time for her most recent Monday offering, we reached our 103th thread. It's already autumn in Bungaland, the MG's invaded Wales in pirate attire (ok, only Lydia, Ali wore some other pretentious shit). People on the Welsh streets better watched out...
  9. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #102 Orange you glad you aren't Elsie Millen

    Congratulations to @Wophie once again for a hugely popular thread title with 98 votes! 🍊🍊🍊 Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll. Unsurprisingly, the most popular vote went to a continued pretence of luxe living on a shoestring income. The thread was dominated by a #begged for 'surprise'...
  10. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

    Thanks to our @Wophie for the alliterative thread title which received 79 votes! Two narcissistic, chavtastic couples, TT & T and Ali & Chas, dominated our celebratory thread #100 with their #gifted holiday in Ibeefa. We had public displays of affection, public displays of affectation and...
  11. AmaliaLana

    Lydia Millen #100 It's Lydia from Ibiza

    Thanks for voting my very own bespoke title suggestion, I feel honoured to introduce you all to Thread numero C (100 for people that aren't aware of Roman numerals) First things first, the poll: As expected, "When you are going to apologise to Nicky" was the most voted entry, followed by "I...
  12. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #99 "Magic and electric to be around" yet sponsorships have gone to ground!

    Thanks to our @SunAndMoon for the thread title with 61 votes. Edited to fit. Original was: Lydia Millen #99 She's "thriving, magic, and electric to be around" while all her sponsorships have gone to ground. Ok, you jealous little trolls! If I bumped into YOU I wouldn't notice you because I am...
  13. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #98 No show for the MP’s visit, mismatched loafers and a rusty fire pit

    Congratulations to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for yet another thread title, with 38 votes! Hope you are all staying cool and safe. Welcome to a new thread you ugly, jealous trolls! I know you all want to be 'the powerhouse' that is Lidl...but were you paying attention to the last thread...
  14. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #97 Nicky and Claire enjoying playdates; should've apologised Billy no-mates!

    A big thank you to our wonderful @Milking Keynes for the thread title with 78 votes! No need to give a click bait title a little switch up here! Sorry not sorry! 😁 Quick recap of the last thread: Yes! As the title suggests Nicky 'with the good hair' Lazou and Claire Chanelle met up to discuss...
  15. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #96 CCTV in this salon too, don't bully here either you silly moo moo!

    A huge thanks to @JMD for the perfect thread title with 55 votes! Enoughly! Sooooooo......Lidl finally persuaded a hairdresser to give her an appointment after 9 months of resting the hay bale and guess what! It looks the same. Shame on you Michaeljohn, London. She was clearly bad mouthing...
  16. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #95 Try-hard, fail hard, this career's headed to the graveyard

    Thanks to @JMD for the thread title with 67 votes! Harrods launched an Haaaayyyytch Beauty in Milton Keynes, in which Lidl featured on a teeny tiny Code 8 stand. The launch was so low key, it was at 6.30am and comprised Lidl, Cawwie and the cleaners. A 'bespole' (sic) beigy, peachy, nudey...
  17. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #94 New London salon: Nicky Lazou is thriving, while Lydiot's career is dying

    Thanks to @blue_orchid for the thread title with 42 votes! Nicky with the beautiful hair has confirmed she has never received an apology from Lydia #hairgate #nosurprise but is a great believer in karma! Love you Nicky! 🍌🍌🍌 In other news Lidl: Still hasn't found a hairdresser who will touch...
  18. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #93 Graduated from therapy, no humanity; ignored by Dior, she's on the floor

    Thanks to bookworm_1 for the new thread title with 80 votes, edited to fit. Apols for the paucity of the intro but out of the Lidl Tattle HQ office...! The last thread saw the departure of the bees from the beige bunga beehive and the arrival of the copper bath of dreams. We now await the new...
  19. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #92 Cor blimey, it doesn’t add up! 1 million followers but work has dried up!

    A mahoosive thanks to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for this exceptional thread title with a humungous 90 votes! Not a squeak from Lidl on her exceptional bot sourcing expedition, now over a million (plus one fan from Josie's thread 🤣), and a resounding silence with regards to Nicky Lazou...🍌...
  20. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #91 No need to congratulate, buying 1 million followers is a toxic trait

    Thank you once again to our queen of the one liner @Dobs for the thread title with 64 votes 🥂🍾 It has been a yawn inducing few days.... Lidl has done another photo shoot with Karen Millen and is now advertising Whispering Angel, two of the few brands, along with Lenor and Tupperware, that will...
  21. Rubythefirebat

    Lydia Millen #90 Queen of knock-offs and dupes, “luxury vlogger” falls too low to recoup

    Coming soon: Lydia and Beans Available colours: Beige Sage Dirt Lydia Millen #90 – Queen of knock-offs & dupes, “luxury vlogger” falls too low to recoup by @JMD 🥳 Last thread https://tattle.life/threads/lydia-millen-89-damage-control-in-full-flow-welcome-to-the-lem-quarterly-sympathy-show.19614/
  22. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #89 Damage control in full flow, welcome to the LEM quarterly sympathy show!

    A huge thank you to our queen of the one liner @Dobs with yet another great thread title and 72 votes (edited to fit)! Meanwhile, in the last thread Lidl continued her mission to insult the whole planet. After claiming to have recovered from suicidal thoughts in the space of two months, thereby...
  23. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #88 Good things come to those who wait; hairgate, puppy bait and globy fate

    Thanks to @Elle Belle for the thread title with 89 votes! Edited for length. Original was "Good things come to those who wait; lest we forget hairgate, puppy bait and globy fate" Lydia continues to make a name for herself..... as the world's most insensitive, tone deaf vlogger. Despite never...
  24. Miscanthus

    Lydia Millen #87 Poor Porter has been disregarded, pheasant wallpaper is to be restarted.

    Thanks to @RubyRu for the great thread title with 66 votes! Welcome to the thread of dreams, where obviously everything is bespoke! Obviously we buy our cheese in Waitrose, go on sourcing trips to Daylesford and our knick knacks are chosen by our interior designer. Obviously our homes are...
  25. H

    Lydia Millen #86 Lydia Elise Millen is gone. Lydia Millen is here to con.

    new thread ---- Mod edit; adding a title as there were lots of suggestions with votes which were all ignored. Please do add a title, otherwise we get it in the neck 😆 Top voted title @Being nosey
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