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Thank you to all 51 of you who voted for my thread title 🥰🥰🥰 "The Author" * Yes, the secret personal money grab financial project that Lidl has been ‘working on’ for nine months is a debut book. “Viola!”, as @Rexysmum would say! * After months of hints we heaved a sigh of relief that it...

Congratulations to @mmmmmmk for the spot on thread title with 77 votes.🍾🥂💥 (Excuse me while I set up two cameras and nonchalantly stroll into the garden in my dressing gown with my mug of coffee, frantically trying to memorise some long words and work out how to insert them in the recap. Any...

Thank you to all 70 of you who voted for my thread title 😊😊😊 and thank you to Sunday Times journo Hadley Freeman who coined the phrase (ref Meghan Markle). * Now fellow Tattlers, listen up. In the world of the MGs it's all a matter of proportion.... Glasses of wine are small, Sir Lips Poutalot...

Congratulations to @loisgriff for the thread title which received 21 votes (with thanks to @Sofie) 🥇 🍾🥂 * Thank you to all of you who voted in the poll. A grand total of 48% of votes went to Lidl's secret project being stationery inspired by her garden. This is not photoshopped. * Mystic...

Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes for her alliterative suggestion, which received 58 votes 👑 :m🥇 * There was no vlog on Monday despite Lidl being ahead of her filming schedule.... * She was out of the office but blamed Mother Nature for bringing down the internet...

Congratulations to our resident poet @Oops... for the thread title which received 45 votes :m :m :m * Yes, Lidl is now referring to the side of The Bunga as the "North Wing". According to Google it's actually the east end, but why be pedantic when we know it's where the Northamptonshire...

Congratulations to our @WeLoveTea for the thread title which received 37 votes :m 🥇👑 * Thanks to our @ella1979 and her insider source we now know that Lidl is friendly, chatty, a statuesque 5'5", considerate and has gorgeous long hair. Err...what was I thinking? Start again, Missy Canthus...

Congratulations to our queen of thread titles @Milking Keynes for yet another gem 😁 which received 60 votes!!!! :coronation: We really have a lot of "appareciation" (sic) for your efforts! 😍 * Results of poll - Two thirds of voters thought the view out of the car window was a painted landscape...

Image for the poll - please vote! She's back! Congratulations to our fabulous, witty @coconochanel for the thread title, which received 33 votes!!!! :m :love: * Our jetsetting influencer posted a flight to her spiritual home, Ibiza, with Ali on May 1. * No, she was not going to earn some...

Congratulations to our wonderful @Oops... for the thread title, which received 32 votes!!!! 🥰🍾🥂 * It was Lidl's birthday WEEK and the emotional vampire was inundated with birthday gifts from brands one #ad bouquet from "client", Narcissist. * She spent a wet birthday weekend being more...

Our thread title queen @Milking Keynes reigns supreme with her latest suggestion which received 85 votes!!!! 👑 🍌🥇:m Welcome to The Garden Thread where we amused ourselves while Lidl was "taking some time off". Some of us amused ourselves more than others! #cobwebs #chafing #lodgertodger...

Thanks to everybody who voted for my thread title which received 58 votes. 😁 Happy April Fool's Day, and what better topic than our Lidl who continues to make content....for others! * "Summer sun is on its way" in Northamptonshire. The rest of the UK is only a week into spring and dodging...

Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes for the inspired words, which received 47 votes 👑 🥇:m Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we? * Lidl...

Congratulations to ....er...me...er...again 🙄 for the thread title, which received 76 votes! 😍 As Lidl puts down her Beatrix Potter book, wipes the 'condesationing' mansion's windows, and prepares to spend the day, unshowered, in her ratty old dressing gown, we look back at the last thread...

Congratulations to ....er...me...(inspired by @Julia123) for the thread title, which received 61 votes. 😁🥴🙏 @Julia123 invented the word 'nontent' to describe the lack of content in most of Lidl's vlogs! Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll. The majority of us think she's buying a Cotswold...

Congratulations to our @Milking Keynes for the late entry thread title with 24 votes! :love::m This was closely followed by a suggestion by our @UsernameOfDreams with 23 votes. * Lidl has a mysterious "personal financial project" that's stopping her posting.... * Lidl is trying to make Amazon...

Congratulations to @Sophie (with help from @happyforest) for the thread title, which received 35 votes. (Edited slightly to fit). As we effortlessly style our Pre Spring outfit we pause to extend our wooden legs and point our toes, while we consider how to add a "hint of intrigue" to our...

Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes :love:🥇 :m Her latest wordsmithery received 72 votes! As we don our tweed jackets and flat caps to walk the dogs in the frosty Northamptonshire countryside after our 6.30am PT session, we look back on the last thread... * Our...

Congratulations to @TheMushroom for the clever thread title with 35 votes! 🏆🥇😍 * We "slowly transition into Spring" in Lidl-land, while freezing our socks off in mid Winter IRL. * She's "hibernating" to wait out the bad weather. We thought it was Spring? * She's slowing down as she hits the...

Congratulations to our @Milking Keynes for the brilliant thread title with 57 votes! 🏆🏅👜 * Yes, Lidl is into vintage and burgundy merlot now. She's only buying Hermes, has sold all her other bags and is slagging off Chanel. * She's bought a 1977 Rouge H Kelly Sellier 32cm. Is it a 'homage' to...

Thanks for choosing my thread title, which received 56 votes. For those of you who missed the reference, it's a parting shot to a 'visitor' to the thread who was abusive about our ages, intelligence and use of certain exclamations! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Results of the last...

Congratulations to our @Milking Keynes for kicking off 2023 with her thread title, which received 60 votes in a close fought battle! Happy New Year and welcome to all the new faces. Please play nicely and check out the WIKI if you haven’t already. Screen grab thanks to @Julia123 * After...

Congratulations to @muffintop13 for the thread title with 86 votes! :m👑🏆 Our clever @muffintop13 also had the most popular post of the last thread! She told Lidl what to do with her pretentious description of an Arvelle sparkly green dress! We are with you! Vlogmas Christmas with the...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the brilliant thread title with 43 votes! 🥇🔥🏆 Our last poll asked how we thought #savoygate played out....it was a close run result: Mange tout! Fiesta resistance! Achtung baby! Ich bin ein Hamburger! Our multi-lingual, widely--travelled...

Congratulations to our @Sofie for the wonderful 😁 thread title with 63 votes! 🥇 🏆 :m Spot the odd one out (thanks @Oops...) A week into Vlogmas and Lidl is posting Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday..... and what she has posted is all from November! So far we've had the lead up to...