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Huge thanks to our @Boadicea1 for the thread title with 49 votes! In the last poll we voted on how long we thought Christmas with the MGs will last. 38% of us thought Lidl would post every day for a week and fall ill! Let's see! * Vlogmas / Novembermas kicked off with an extra long two minute...

Thank you to @EvieM for the brand spanking new thread title, with a sparkling 57 votes! (Slightly edited due to the original title being slightly too long - I hope you still approve!) Apologies if I have done any of this wrong - this is the fastest moving thread in history! If someone wants to...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Wophie for the brilliant thread title with 79 votes! 🥇 🔥🏆 Results of the last poll: Lidl's crass comment about going to the Savoy because her heating was broken received 77 per cent of the votes! A record 752 Tattlers voted!!! "It's quite the party over on...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the topical thread title with 56 votes! 🏆🍾🥂 Our razor and Amazon flogging luxe influencer has made it onto the front pages of national media! Stooping to her camera in a stained dressing gown she has ensured her Vlogmas starts with a bang. *...

Congratulations to our fabulous @coconochanel for the winning thread title with a whopping 78 votes! 🥇 🎊:m🔥 As the evenings draw in and it's "pit" black outside we digest the news that if we are critical of Lidl we are poor and unloved.....so let's carry on! * Lidl’s attempt to get new...

Congratulations to our fabulous @WatchReelCopyReel for the thread title with 42 votes! 🥂🍾🍹 Thank you to everybody who voted in the last poll, which asked if you were planning to stick around if Lidl fell pregnant. Twice as many of you said yes compared to those who were out of here...

Thanks to those who for voted for both my thread title with 38 votes and the amended version with 29 votes! 😁😍😗 The last poll asked if you are as upper class as Lidl. It seems that many of us actually do the activities Lidl thinks are upper class and probably a lot of things that actually are...

Thank you to all 61 of you who voted for my thread title, inspired by @coconochanel and @Milking Keynes :m :m :m As the faint whiff of Penhaligan’s Highgrove perfume mingles with the lingering smell of gunpowder we can hear the familiar sounds of crisis management emanating from The Bunga. *...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Milking Keynes for the thread title with 58 votes! :m 🥴🥇 * Karma caught up with Lidl when Tattler @Blep27 spotted signed Globy kits in the window of a discount store in Cross Gates shopping centre, Leeds. * The kits, originally retailing at £60, are now...

Congratulations to our @K18 for the snappy thread title :m:m:m🏆 Chat among yourselves while I do a recap some time tomorrow! With thanks to @Julia123 for unearthing this gem of a photo.

🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 🥂 🍾 Well done to all of us for reaching 150 threads!!! Congratulations to our @Wophie for the winning thread title with 57 votes 🥇:m🎈🔥 It was déjà poo this week with more confused identity, seasonal living, vintage trunks and Bunga 'improvements'.... *...

Thanks to @Milking Keynes for her fabulous thread title, which received 78 votes! 🍾🥇:m🎊 For those of us in the UK, it is particularly fitting that the title gives a witty nod to our dearly departed Queen. RIP Your Majesty * 100 years of emancipation of women was undone when our proud...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Oops... for the brilliant thread title with 45 votes! :m :m:m Thank you to everybody who voted in the last poll. Results were overwhelmingly in favour of relying on Tattle for news of Lidl and Ali's content, as we can't stomach them anymore! I, for one, am...

Congratulations to @Catlady1234 for the new thread title with 42 votes :m🥇For those not paying attention it references comments that consistently support Lidl, leading us to wonder if Rexysmum IS Lidl! Thanks to @georgiecait for the great poll suggestion 🏆 * After announcing to her 1 million...

Thanks to all 53 of you who voted for my thread title. 😁 To use Lidl's fave word, you are exceptional! 😍 For those of you who were blissfully unaware of the last thread here's what happened.... * A strange smell permeated The Bunga... No, not the whiff of desperation, frazzled hair, burnt...

Congratulations to our @Namima for the thread title with 28 votes 🔥🏆🥇 If, like me, you nodded off during the last thread, here are a few things to refresh your memory... What words were incorrectly spelled by the duo #iceteamfick ? * Happiness / Happyiness * Daddies / Daddys * Tailor / Tailer...

Congratulations to our @EvieM for the brilliant thread title with 52 votes. "Who IS she?" is to be said in your best Nikki Grahame voice, of course! 🏅🏆🎉 Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu ...I don't know how many times I can say this.... I know, I'll ask Lidl! * "People say nothing is impossible but...

Congratulations to @Catlady1234 for the thread title with 31 votes! :m :m :m Ok, I have no control how you choose to perceive my words...you can squish them up and make of them whatever you wish! * After hedging her bets and announcing she was happy at home, Lidl is back to pre Covid level...

Congratulations to our @Ms.Chanandler Bong for the thread title with 14 votes 🏆 Ali and Lidl....

Congratulations to @Catcher_In_The_Lie for the brilliant thread title with 33 votes :m 👏👑 In a stiff competition the winner of the Weak Wrist of the Week Award goes to..... Ali. His wrist was well and truly slapped out of his boxer shorts by his wife when he was fangirling Splainer in the...

Congratulations to @EvieM for the thread title with 66 votes, edited to fit. 🥂🍾🤸‍♀️ The original was: "Since it’s your husband Ali who is winning the bread, it’s his name not yours that should be in the title of this thread." Our ‘time poor’ influencers Ali and Lidl had a busy few days with a...

Congratulations to our fabulous @Wophie for the thread title with 50 votes! :m 😍 * Cancel the removal lorries...Lidl isn't moving! * We've asked the men in white coats to take her to the loony bin instead....she's displaying signs of multiple personality disorder and terminal fibbing. * Lidl...

Congratulations to our @Catcher_In_The_Lie for the brilliant thread title with 50 votes 🥂🍾 Results of the last poll showed that most of us think Lidl is moving house to keep up with Grossie Josie in Ye Olde Rectum, in the Cotswolds......not so she can house 5 extra staff in "the grounds"...

Congratulations to our naturally fabulous @JMD for the topical thread title which received 71 votes!:m👑 Thanks for voting in the last poll. A resounding 92.2 percent of voters thought the MGs should have declined the offer of a free meal, paid for by an anonymous subscriber, while on a luxuryv...

Congratulations to @Al Fresco for the genuine, honest thread title with 46 votes! 🍾🥂 Thank you for voting in the last poll. An overwhelming majority (62.7 per cent) of you voted Ice Team Fick! Yes, you genuinely thought that errors in Lidl and Ali's output were because they are stupid, badly...