Zoella #5 Biological clock is knocking on door but her boyfriend has the mental age of 4

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Gigglez said:
Her insta story is going on about editing two vlogs (that she filmed ages ago) and how her laptop keeps freezing during editing. 🙄

WHY do these fools not use their desktop macs that have much more power to handle editing!!!!!?
They are really that lazy that Zoe can’t go up to her office on the 3rd floor and alfie can’t walk over to his other house with THREE desktops!!

What the ACTUAL hell
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Boohoo she broke her laptop from probably watching too much Netflix.... And not from working... Blog? What's that? Vlog ? What's that?
 
Latest random vlog

- Alfie cheating on her dream. Woke up angry at him. Lol. What a crazy she it's
- Its someone's last day at Zoella HR so lots of pizza, scream singing then scaring eachother (they work hard there)

- She then goes to meet Mark (WHICH HAPPENED A MONTH AGO) --- Acts like bambi "I am following Mark because I haven't got a train for 2 years" (so didn't know you could pay with her card)

- Mark: Zoe thought you had to use coins for the bus hahahahaha (Yes us peasants now use oyster cards and don't have 3 cars so can avoid public transport)

- That's what I think Zoe forgets, how privileged she's been not to have the stress of public transport and anxiety

(Edit: Mark and Zoe thought they are being inspirational, Zoe: "Do what I say, just get on a train then travel back. I hope this vlog was a nudge. Mark: There's always cabs and ubers if you don't want to get a train home. Zoe: Yes black cabs. ----- Honestly do that hear themselves???? )

- Of course Zoe found her Grazia magazine article and then read it to Mark. Lol

- I always wonder why Zoe never stays round Marks
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Is there an unwritten rule that Zoe can’t vlog unless there is a “work” party.
The risk of someone getting type 2 diabetes in at least one scene,
the launch of a product, or unless she has a puppy like Mark or Poppy around?
How has she still got fans to watch this content without the ability to offload here afterwards.

Gigglez said:
Her insta story is going on about editing two vlogs (that she filmed ages ago) and how her laptop keeps freezing during editing. 🙄
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Didn’t Alfie buy a new MacBook so they could play the sims on it as well?
Back when they played Zalfie Sims and after about 4 uploads he decided this “business venture” (I’m giving it an official sounding name 🤣) required a new laptop in his new shed “office”.

How long until we get more Sugg life merch I wonder 🤔
Looks like joe is desperate to jump right back on the YouTube bandwagon with his “relationship” 😏
He’s seen the benefits of having a “Zalfie” type situation no doubt and he’s bleeding it dry.
I wonder if jealousy is bubbling over in that Zalfie household lately as Joe and Dianne are living it up frequently in chewbacca glen 😎

I’m so here for it 🤣🤣🤣
 
Oohthedrama said:
Is there an unwritten rule that Zoe can’t vlog unless there is a “work” party.
The risk of someone getting type 2 diabetes in at least one scene,
the launch of a product, or unless she has a puppy like Mark or Poppy around?
How has she still got fans to watch this content without the ability to offload here afterwards.



Didn’t Alfie buy a new MacBook so they could play the sims on it as well?
Back when they played Zalfie Sims and after about 4 uploads he decided this “business venture” (I’m giving it an official sounding name 🤣) required a new laptop in his new shed “office”.

How long until we get more Sugg life merch I wonder 🤔
Looks like joe is desperate to jump right back on the YouTube bandwagon with his “relationship” 😏
He’s seen the benefits of having a “Zalfie” type situation no doubt and he’s bleeding it dry.
I wonder if jealousy is bubbling over in that Zalfie household lately as Joe and Dianne are living it up frequently in chewbacca glen 😎

I’m so here for it 🤣🤣🤣
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Nah the jealously will kick in for Zoe when everyone else is married with 3 kids and she’s still waiting for Alfie to be ‘ready’.Im just waiting for Sean to propose to Poppy now that they’ve moved house😂
 
GossWhore said:
Latest random vlog

- Alfie cheating on her dream. Woke up angry at him. Lol. What a crazy she it's
- Its someone's last day at Zoella HR so lots of pizza, scream singing then scaring eachother (they work hard there)

- She then goes to meet Mark (WHICH HAPPENED A MONTH AGO) --- Acts like bambi "I am following Mark because I haven't got a train for 2 years" (so didn't know you could pay with her card)

- Mark: Zoe thought you had to use coins for the bus hahahahaha (Yes us peasants now use oyster cards and don't have 3 cars so can avoid public transport)

- That's what I think Zoe forgets, how privileged she's been not to have the stress of public transport and anxiety

(Edit: Mark and Zoe thought they are being inspirational, Zoe: "Do what I say, just get on a train then travel back. I hope this vlog was a nudge. Mark: There's always cabs and ubers if you don't want to get a train home. Zoe: Yes black cabs. ----- Honestly do that hear themselves???? )

- Of course Zoe found her Grazia magazine article and then read it to Mark. Lol

- I always wonder why Zoe never stays round Marks
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Wait wait wait did she literally get a black cab back to BRIGHTON?
 
Oohthedrama said:
Is there an unwritten rule that Zoe can’t vlog unless there is a “work” party.
The risk of someone getting type 2 diabetes in at least one scene,
the launch of a product, or unless she has a puppy like Mark or Poppy around?
How has she still got fans to watch this content without the ability to offload here afterwards.



Didn’t Alfie buy a new MacBook so they could play the sims on it as well?
Back when they played Zalfie Sims and after about 4 uploads he decided this “business venture” (I’m giving it an official sounding name 🤣) required a new laptop in his new shed “office”.

How long until we get more Sugg life merch I wonder 🤔
Looks like joe is desperate to jump right back on the YouTube bandwagon with his “relationship” 😏
He’s seen the benefits of having a “Zalfie” type situation no doubt and he’s bleeding it dry.
I wonder if jealousy is bubbling over in that Zalfie household lately as Joe and Dianne are living it up frequently in chewbacca glen 😎

I’m so here for it 🤣🤣🤣
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Even fun for Louis and Steve ( Alfie’s mates ) are are that chewton place atm 😂
 
SavetheDrama said:
This Reddit thing is creepy: she’s not a kid so it’s not illegal or anything, but how come she has such a big pervert following?
She’s pretty but she’s hardly a sex bomb and I find it surprising that anybody but girls would watch her content, or even know about her at all.
Not like it's hard to find “adult” content online nowadays...what is it about her that gels with the pervert community? 🤔
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Hey guys just popping in for the defence of reddit.

Unfortunately Zoes reddit page is just full of perverts, there used to be a Sub called r/zoellasboobs or something like that but a bunch of people on GuruGossiper got it to shut down.

A lot of people then flooded in from that creppy sub reddit into the Main one after that.

And unfortunately, that is how it goes with reddit, some Sub reddits are saved by hardcore fans, especially those with followings before reddit became popular.

Take for example, the Jonas brothers, r/JonasBrothers is full of happy fans discussing their music, where as Tom Holland, r/TomHolland is full of people discussing his bulge rather than the movies hes in.

r/TaylorSwift is a very wholesome page where people discuss her music, life, fashion etc, r/ArianaGrande, is full of people posting compilations of close ups of arianas mouth.

Its unfortunate but it happens, Reddit is a weird place but I thought I would explain it a bit for anyone who hasnt used it.

Not everyone is creepy I swear! :ROFLMAO: you would think r/LoveIslandTV would a creepy place but its just full of memes and show discussion.

Carry on
 
DeviantMuch said:
Hey guys just popping in for the defence of reddit.

Unfortunately Zoes reddit page is just full of perverts, there used to be a Sub called r/zoellasboobs or something like that but a bunch of people on GuruGossiper got it to shut down.

A lot of people then flooded in from that creppy sub reddit into the Main one after that.

And unfortunately, that is how it goes with reddit, some Sub reddits are saved by hardcore fans, especially those with followings before reddit became popular.

Take for example, the Jonas brothers, r/JonasBrothers is full of happy fans discussing their music, where as Tom Holland, r/TomHolland is full of people discussing his bulge rather than the movies hes in.

r/TaylorSwift is a very wholesome page where people discuss her music, life, fashion etc, r/ArianaGrande, is full of people posting compilations of close ups of arianas mouth.

Its unfortunate but it happens, Reddit is a weird place but I thought I would explain it a bit for anyone who hasnt used it.

Not everyone is creepy I swear! :ROFLMAO: you would think r/LoveIslandTV would a creepy place but its just full of memes and show discussion.

Carry on
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I use reddit on occasion and I never found it creepy but I guess it heavily depends on what you click on 😂
 
DeviantMuch said:
Hey guys just popping in for the defence of reddit.

Unfortunately Zoes reddit page is just full of perverts, there used to be a Sub called r/zoellasboobs or something like that but a bunch of people on GuruGossiper got it to shut down.

A lot of people then flooded in from that creppy sub reddit into the Main one after that.

And unfortunately, that is how it goes with reddit, some Sub reddits are saved by hardcore fans, especially those with followings before reddit became popular.

Take for example, the Jonas brothers, r/JonasBrothers is full of happy fans discussing their music, where as Tom Holland, r/TomHolland is full of people discussing his bulge rather than the movies hes in.

r/TaylorSwift is a very wholesome page where people discuss her music, life, fashion etc, r/ArianaGrande, is full of people posting compilations of close ups of arianas mouth.

Its unfortunate but it happens, Reddit is a weird place but I thought I would explain it a bit for anyone who hasnt used it.

Not everyone is creepy I swear! :ROFLMAO: you would think r/LoveIslandTV would a creepy place but its just full of memes and show discussion.

Carry on
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I just wanted to clarify although I hace posted here about reddit users beung weirdI di not believe that all are at all! (I use it a lot myself and have found it useful even on a professional level)
 
boredjess said:
Does anyone actually like how her hair looks now
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Her hair looks exactly the way my mom´s did 10 years ago. I remember how pricy it was for her to mantain it like that and how offten she had to take care of her roots (gray hairs) and didn´t realy liked it but she wore that style for maybe 15 years so she didn't know any better.
One day I told her: 'mom, just dye your highlights gray and let your gray hair grow naturally. She took my advice (I dunno why ´cause I was 14 lol) but she looks fav and hasn´t dyied her hair since then. She rocks her natural gray hair.
Guess Zoe is truly following 90's fashion trends.
I do preffer this than the super blonde she had.
 
SavetheDrama said:
I don’t mind the hair colour and I think it suits her, but for the life of me I can't understand why she insists on posing with this crazy hair parting.
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I always figured it was her own lack of confidence with her face. Personally, I get that - one of my eyes is slightly bigger than the other, making the eyebrow seem a bit off😅 It took a while to embrace that that's just how it looks. Maybe she has a feature that she just feels the need to hide, even if it looks stupid with a huge parting like that
 
Nat4490 said:
Hi 👋🏼👋🏼 I'm new here and I used to watch Zoe's videos yeeeeaaaars ago, saw this thread and looked at her channel and saw she hadn't made a video for like a year? What happened to her channel?
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The short answer is that she’s too lazy to keep her YT channel up. Also I think she has 2/3 channels, not sure which ones she updates, if ever, but she does most of her “influencing” via Instagram now as it’s super easy for her to make 10k with a photo.
 
SavetheDrama said:
The short answer is that she’s too lazy to keep her YT channel up. Also I think she has 2/3 channels, not sure which ones she updates, if ever, but she does most of her “influencing” via Instagram now as it’s super easy for her to make 10k with a photo.
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10k on a photo!!! That's bloody ridiculous!!! I'm shocked people are still interested in her, she's kicking 30 and acts likes she's still a teen
 
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