Zoella #2 ZoeHoHo's Feeling Jealous of Joe? 24 Dayes Of Vlogmas, 11 Months On Go Slow

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FaLaLaLaNahLer said:
Alfie would enjoy having a normal girlfriend who is physically active. And a girlfriend he can get tipsy with! That’s all part of being young & in love!
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I’m sure the most important physical activity you do with your other half is shag them so let’s start there.
Sorry but nope...
I don’t drink, if my boyfriend had a problem with that I’d be quite happy to bin him in the recycling bin with his empty bottle.
If I didn’t want to exercise I wouldn’t push myself to do it for my man ?
I’d like to think these things don’t effect a relationship and if they do then it’s not a real relationship.
I have no issues with Zoe eating what the hell she wants, it’s her body.
I have an issue with her portraying herself as a woman who can eat what she wants when she wants and stay thin, who can cash in on the baking/hosting/cooking and lifestyle markets and in her own life she’s opening pre made food Alfie bought.
Bish doesn’t even do the shopping!!!
She is abusing her power not just her body.
Her PP’s for Cadbury or Nutella anger me so much, it’s legitimately like someone on YouTube who’s extremely allergic to nuts doing a brand deal with peanut butter.
It’s not representative of real life.

But god if I was with Alfie and had to put up with that face and audio on the daily I’d not have much appetite either ?
 
Oohthedrama said:
??‍♀️
I’m sure the most important physical activity you do with your other half is shag them so let’s start there.
Sorry but nope...
I don’t drink, if my boyfriend had a problem with that I’d be quite happy to bin him in the recycling bin with his empty bottle.
If I didn’t want to exercise I wouldn’t push myself to do it for my man ?
I’d like to think these things don’t effect a relationship and if they do then it’s not a real relationship.
I have no issues with Zoe eating what the hell she wants, it’s her body.
I have an issue with her portraying herself as a woman who can eat what she wants when she wants and stay thin, who can cash in on the baking/hosting/cooking and lifestyle markets and in her own life she’s opening pre made food Alfie bought.
Bish doesn’t even do the shopping!!!
She is abusing her power not just her body.
Her PP’s for Cadbury or Nutella anger me so much, it’s legitimately like someone on YouTube who’s extremely allergic to nuts doing a brand deal with peanut butter.
It’s not representative of real life.

But god if I was with Alfie and had to put up with that face and audio on the daily I’d not have much appetite either ?
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I think the original poster probably meant more Alfie finding someone that he has ANYTHING in common with, drinking gin could be one of those things, rather than it being the be all and end all (sorry if speaking on behalf of the original poster)

Zoe wanting to stay in and eat rubbish etc is fine, for Zoe. But when she's meant to be going on dates with Alfie and then just CBA to go, ie the show he REALLY wanted to see in Dubai then her lifestyle is dragging him down too (urgh can't believe I've actually stuck up for that rat, need to go and wash)
 
Srh1984 said:
I think the original poster probably meant more Alfie finding someone that he has ANYTHING in common with, drinking gin could be one of those things, rather than it being the be all and end all (sorry if speaking on behalf of the original poster)

Zoe wanting to stay in and eat rubbish etc is fine, for Zoe. But when she's meant to be going on dates with Alfie and then just CBA to go, ie the show he REALLY wanted to see in Dubai then her lifestyle is dragging him down too (urgh can't believe I've actually stuck up for that rat, need to go and wash)
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Yes! I don’t understand how my post could’ve been so over analyzed. ??‍♀️
 
stewiegriffin said:
do you remember when we all said that if she dyed her hair dark brown she would become so much more attractive and youthful...... how wrong we were!
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I think she would look better if she had more volume at the root. She used to wear messy buns years ago.. now she has this flat, lego style bob cut with a huge parting.
I actually think she could look youthful again if she sorted her flat hair out and gained weight. Being underweight doesn't suit every face shape (just like being overweight doesn't look good on everyone).
 
^ Completely agree! Imo the brunette is still better than her blonde hair (especially with those dark big block eyebrows...) and volume can help the look. also more weight and more awareness to her health in general. mark looks so much better and healthier since he came to terms with his eating disorder and put on some pounds

but she always looks kinda old, tired or sick - even when she obv isn't. she looks so bland, pale, weak and the opposite of vitality. even her wax figure looks more lively than her.
 
stewiegriffin said:
do you remember when we all said that if she dyed her hair dark brown she would become so much more attractive and youthful...... how wrong we were!
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IMO the blonde washed her out and it was always coupled w/ 8 in roots, so it never looked great to begin with. She doesn't look significantly better as a brunette now but that's because she doesn't take care of herself. It's a huge feat for her when she can even bother to wash her hair (remember she's bragged about how she can go not washing her hair for ten days once :sick:). She's gotten lazier then when she started out on YT. Even how she dresses has gone downhill. The weight loss which aged her and not putting as much effort into her appearance other than drawing in her massive caterpillar brows is something that even a hair dye job won't cover up. Plus her hairdresser didn't do the coloring very well and it's uneven throughout.
 
talking about dressing & style. what even is this

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I think she will look better as a brunette, it's just her latest hair isn't brown, its a really bad hair dye job with a sunken face.

also no idea why she insist on that horrendous hair parting. Does she not un-do that parting even in magazines' shoots? Has no hair stylist at any photo shoot of hers ever go, "why can't we comb your hair the other way?"

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I think she looks pretty in this hair colour
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boredjess said:
I think she will look better as a brunette, it's just her latest hair isn't brown, its a really bad hair dye job with a sunken face.

also no idea why she insist on that horrendous hair parting. Does she not un-do that parting even in magazines' shoots? Has no hair stylist at any photo shoot of hers ever go, "why can't we comb your hair the other way?"

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I think she looks pretty in this hair colour View attachment 2319 q
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Her eyebrows may look thinner but far better than those over exaggerated things she has now. I mean I like a full brow as much as the next person but I think it really depends if it suits you
 
Oohthedrama said:
I’m watching and waiting for the zoflora spon [emoji23][emoji23]
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I swear to god, if she does!! It's bad enough not being able to get any Zoflora in the shops because of that Mrs Hinch woman!! It easily fits her name as well. Oh, bleeping hell, she'll shorten it to ZoFlo won't she?
 
headfullofdreams said:
I swear to god, if she does!! It's bad enough not being able to get any Zoflora in the shops because of that Mrs Hinch woman!! It easily fits her name as well. Oh, bleeping hell, she'll shorten it to ZoFlo won't she?
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Sounds like a range of tampons.
Next zoella range maybe....
[automerge]1543072803[/automerge]Latest vlog, she’s hosting a night to watch Strictly.

Alfie comes home with about 30 packs of snacks and ready make sides etc.

Has she not even PRETENDED she does anything in that tit book of hers?
 
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Zoe Sugg!

Creator and brains behind the well known YouTube channels
“zoella” and
“zoella vlogs mind numbing rubbish”

Is now best known as part of a 3 minute clip introducing the “nations sweetheart” Joe Sugg to his BBC prime time audience on a Saturday night.

(Part of, as in she got to talk for about 20 seconds max.)

@GossWhore this will be a breeze to review ??
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
 
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