Zoella #2 ZoeHoHo's Feeling Jealous of Joe? 24 Dayes Of Vlogmas, 11 Months On Go Slow

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GossWhore said:
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Thursday: Christmas is Coming
  • Zoe has forced her colleagues into Christmas hats as she wears a ghastly Christmas top
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  • I cannot believe this woman Zoella calls herself a #GirlBoss -- she legit had a "meeting" with a Christmas tree on her head and her colleague with a turkey on her head
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  • "We are redesigning Zoella Lifestyle...this is the first time I have seen them" -- of course
  • Zoe adds some insights "Don't like the arrows, this looks like hair"
  • A Zoella lifestyle plug about freebies for a giveaway ---the only reason she made this vlog
  • I don't like the fact she unwrapped the winners' gifts, and just said "oh well" -- btw its the same box her friends all received FOR FREE
  • They do "presentations" at work to "boost peoples confidence"
  • Zoe shows The Strictly Come Dancings sweepstake -- she obviously has Jo and Dianne, but it made me wonder if she only wants him to stay so she wins the sweepstake
  • They start decorating the office extremely tacky for Christmas -- starting with a massive Santa, then a Christmas tree
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  • Throughout this montage, Zoe does not hang up anything or help place the tree until it comes to adding baubles
  • Then go as an office to see the lights be turned on -- Zalfie can never do anything alone
Saturday: Emotional Evening
  • duck ME SLOWLY SHE HAS DONE THE AMAZON PRIME ADVERT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- THE FALL OF ZOELLA HAS BEGUN
  • Zoe "It ticks a lot of boxes for me" -- you mean it ticks the payday box
  • But she did at least try the clothes on --- probably part of the contract
  • Her haul -- New Look Jumper (£28), Paul & Joe Sister Ugly Army Dress (£295), Converse (£69), Paul & Joe Sister Blouse (£195), New Look Coat (£40), New Look Jumpsuit (£25), New Look Boots (£28) = £680.00!!!!!!!
  • She is keeping that ugly ass army dress!
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  • "It's great if you have an event and don't know what to where" -- babes, you go to Waitrose or your bedroom to eat pizza lol
  • Zoe has some skills -- one minute she is talking about Joe in Strictly getting to Blackpool, next minute its about how emotional it makes her and how anxious she gets every weekend -- IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU!!
  • Alfie legit came back with 15 packs of snacks from Waitrose e.g. veg tarts, goujons, mac n cheese bites -- BUT SHE HAS A HOSTING BOOK *rolls eyes*
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  • Holly tries opening a pack of crisps/chips with her feet and Zoe then tries -- I REALLY HOPE THEY DIDN'T SERVE THEM (next clip was plates of food; one being crisps/chips)
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  • Alfie then talks about how he bores himself back to sleep when he wakes up --- just read Girl Online Alf
Sunday: My Weird Addiction
  • That first frame -- she looks a mess! What is this outfit??!!
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  • Then she said "let me show you my outfit" -- GURL NOOO!
  • She then moans about being ill -- maybe, just maybe if you ate a vegetable once in a while it would help (just a thought)
  • "Me and Alfie really want to go round his mum and dads for a takeaway" -- how pathetic
  • Zoe getting wayyyyy too excited about getting a blanket -- is she high??
  • Her new addiction is vegetables --- kidding -- its the game solitaire
  • Zoe to Alfie "Can you tell me something that I am cool at", Alfie "you are cool at interiors" then he says "you aren't very competitive, so you can't quantify what you are good at" -- what a backhanded compliment lol
  • New camera for vlogmas
  • Amanda (Alfies mum)-- bless her made an advent calendar for Soppy and Zalfie -- better than Miss Cordullay InvitedView attachment 2281 q
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£295 for that ugly army dress?! It looks like a sack.
 
thenomad said:
@Oohthedrama ^The thing is Zoe actually looks much much better in those pictures then she does now. A slightly fuller face and doesn't look like the wind will blow her away. It's crazy how only a few years later and it looks like she's aged a full decade instead. Though I see that she did the extreme side part ala Donald Trump even back then. Ugh.


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So... she posted this on her instagram. Can someone explain to me what is going on in this picture?! The faux fur coat from ASOS (retails for £113.00)... the hair... the ugly designer purse (retails for £1725), and her stupid *FAKE* glasses. Is dressing frumpy on purpose a thing now? It's been interesting seeing how much her fashion choices have steadily gone downhill. Sad since she actually used to dress cute back in the day. Now her and Alfie have embraced the worst of 90s fashion. I get being nostalgic for the past but not like this guys...
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She also had Stella McCartney trainers which must've been expensive. I find it odd she buys so many expensive or designer items considering her audience is mostly young. Not that these big influencers shouldn't be able to own them, but it makes them seem so unrelatable. I guess thats why a lot of the big family channels stick to plugging cheap tat from Primark, as at least their audience can buy it.
 
Mayday said:
She also had Stella McCartney trainers which must've been expensive. I find it odd she buys so many expensive or designer items considering her audience is mostly young. Not that these big influencers shouldn't be able to own them, but it makes them seem so unrelatable. I guess thats why a lot of the big family channels stick to plugging cheap tat from Primark, as at least their audience can buy it.
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Even in America that's why Zoella was adored especially when Primark expanded over there... initially it was wow Primark seems an amazing shop then when they hit America we can be like Zoella...
There is various American vloggers entering a Primark for the first time, or coming to the UK and going to Primark and the reference would always have been Zoella.

Surely just doing one or two hauls a year to still be relatable wouldn't harm her but it's like it's beneath her now.
 
Mayday said:
She also had Stella McCartney trainers which must've been expensive. I find it odd she buys so many expensive or designer items considering her audience is mostly young. Not that these big influencers shouldn't be able to own them, but it makes them seem so unrelatable. I guess thats why a lot of the big family channels stick to plugging cheap tat from Primark, as at least their audience can buy it.
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The trainers are ugly and she rarely re-wears them. See her Gucci trainers and those Yeezy's that Alfie bought her. Also, those Vans that Alfie bought so they could decorate and wear together. That's never happening and is dying a slow death in a closet somewhere. I think some of the designer stuff she is gifted and some she buys. It's all ugly so far. She probably thinks she's relatable when she wears and does ASOS hauls which is why she doesn't do Primark hauls anymore. I don't think she even wore any of the stuff that she bought from her last Primark haul?
 
Amazon Prime advert....
Ok hold on.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ???
and the fact it’s after
Anna Saccone.
Miserablily Pebbles.
Sammi Maria.
Hello Scanktober Susie.
Tanya (needs to Blurr her images)
Another generic Gleambot.
Next basic witch Gleambot.
Then zoella..... ?
 
nemidiso said:
hostess godess zoella invited six guests to her house for dinner and watching stricly and she didn't prepare anything but let alfie buy every deep-frozen ready meal there is. its honestly pathetic
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Probably something something about her being sick... even though she seemed okay enough to do shopping outside the next day and eat all that junk food the night before. But she felt poorly and that's what's important.
 
Those huge zoella boxes had very little substance in them - mostly air and padding. Very apt.

Alfies presentation looks like it was just inspired by Pewdiepies video the other month. I know he didn't create the theory, but everything Alfie does seems to be a poor copy of something popular on YouTube. In his head he thinks he's smart and savvy.

She didn't disclose ad in the title or thumbnail or a includes paid promotion on screen tag. Did have ad on screen very quickly for about two seconds and mention it at the top of the description. Doing the bare minimum to make it look legit.
 
Watching Alfie’s vlog.
Zoe and Alfie both need new cameras for vlogmas..
is he taking the piss.

Did Amanda or Nick drop him as a baby?
Like is that why they’re ok with being his witches and embarrassing themselves on vlogs because they both took turns drop kicking him to see if he bounced and they’re not sure who did the most damage ?!
This lad can’t be real.

She must have used her camera a handful of times this year and all indoors really? And he has about 27 spare
 
Just here to say that it has always been strange to me how uncoordinated Zoe is. She has to be encouraged to attempt anything fun & normal (trampoline, etc) for her age. Maybe she has Lupus or RA. She moves like she’s in her 50’s.

They do eat too many processed foods & appear unhealthy. Why doesn’t she exercise? Where’s her cardio? I loved going out for jogs in my 20’s, taking fitness classes, biking, hiking & just being active. Alfie would enjoy having a normal girlfriend who is physically active. And a girlfriend he can get tipsy with! That’s all part of being young & in love! Which they don’t seem to be. Who knows.
 
thenomad said:
WAIT A MINUTE! They did what with the bag of crisps?! I didn't watch the entire vlog bc it was 40 mins long but this is disgusting.
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Yes Zoe and Holly sat on her kitchen floor opening a pack of crisps with their nasty feet [emoji40]
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yui0902 said:
From the latest vlog, what has happened to her face?!:eek:
I am shocked that this is how she looks right now. So is Nala. Her face literally says WTF?

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I think she used to wear braces and hasn't been usimg her retainer for years so her teeth are moving back to their original place. She will probably get veneers like Alfie. Also she has very little body weight and as you get older.. that isn't very forgiving on the face. She isn't wrinkly.. just very gaunt. A few pounds would make her look so much healthier.
 
Yoghurtpots said:
I think she used to wear braces and hasn't been usimg her retainer for years so her teeth are moving back to their original place. She will probably get veneers like Alfie. Also she has very little body weight and as you get older.. that isn't very forgiving on the face. She isn't wrinkly.. just very gaunt. A few pounds would make her look so much healthier.
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This. She’s ageing. And because she’s so skinny, there’s nothing to plump out that tired, dehydrated look that’s the first sign of ageing in your late twenties (rather than actual wrinkles). The makeup she wears is far too heavy for her gaunt and delicate features and just accentuates the ageing. The dark, cold hair colour does nothing for her complexion. She looks old, ashy, and quite frankly, dreadful.
 
And yes, I remember her mentioned in a vlog (a couple of years ago I think?) that she was getting Invisalign braces. I’m guessing she didn’t bother?
 
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